Finished unpacking, the kid is sound asleep after being intimidated by his new room, finally out of the ghetto, I deserve this.Sep 2018 ⋅ NeonBlackRainbow ⋅ r/drunk
Last night in town before a deployment, no friend has reached out to say goodbye. One drink per upvote at this small bar in WA.Jul 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk
Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.Mar 2018 ⋅ krissime ⋅ r/drunk
Brother is in town and we day drinking! Every 10 upvotes imma hug him!Mar 2018 ⋅ Jenni-o ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10
Well cancer. You won. I hope you're fucking happy. Sucked away his life to feed your own. But he was strong to the end. You couldn't suck away his spirit. Everyone raise your glass for Mo Dog tonight.Sep 2018 ⋅ flysoup84 ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk AF and I just wanna show off my babies lol they make my days so much better have helped me get through a rough year last year haha upvote if you think they’re awesomeJan 2018 ⋅ j022n ⋅ r/drunk
I get (have) to spend my thanksgiving with my Mormon family. So I pregamed with mimosas and I’ve already finished the bottle of champagne. At 11am. Happy Drunksgiving to all the black sheep out there.Nov 2018 ⋅ darcizzle16 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #have #11
My doggo is on his way out. Staying up all night with him so he doesn't die alone. Please have a drink for Ollie. He's a good boy.Oct 2018 ⋅ blapplejacks ⋅ r/drunk
Guess who got selected as my boss' Secret Santa this year? If this gets 10 upvotes I'm giving this to him.Dec 2018 ⋅ CookingwithCarl7 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10
Getting drunk on Christmas Eve just me and the cat, 1 upvote = 1 petDec 2018 ⋅ Ipsuri971 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #1
Broke up w/ my GF because she’s a ho. Every upvote ill stack another 40 on my head.Nov 2018 ⋅ lizabhatesu ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #40
So I was driving to meet a girl from Tinder when revea she was 17. So now I'm getting drunk at this free festival and Coolio showed up on stage. Pretty great nightApr 2018 ⋅ Crazylegs704 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #17
I’m drunk, and I just told off my ex. I’ll add another day that I never talk to her again for every upvoteNov 2018 ⋅ lgfuad-in-style ⋅ r/drunk
Just turned 21, dad died 3 weeks before I could share my first legal drink with him. Here's to you Dad🤙Aug 2018 ⋅ anon_drunk ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #21 #3
Asked a girl out last week, she said yes then ghosted me over the weekend. Cheers.Jun 2018 ⋅ pwdftw ⋅ r/drunk
Quit my shitty job and bought a one way ticket to southeast asia. Cheers from Hong Kong!Aug 2018 ⋅ JefeElJefe ⋅ r/drunk
To anyone that shared their concern... My cousin who flew to Thailand to end his life has been picked up by his friends! Literally another half an hour and this story would have a very different ending... Thank you to everyone who wished him well :)Jun 2018 ⋅ BobbyPotter ⋅ r/drunk
After half a year of homelessness, today I'm cracking up a few cold ones in my own studio! Cheers to new beginnings!Dec 2018 ⋅ STUPEFlED ⋅ r/drunk
Day drinking to get through the holiday season... For every 10 upvotes I’ll get another expensive ass drink.Dec 2018 ⋅ bailey_turnbow ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10
Grandma passed away (she helped raise me and big part of who I am today). She was an absolute legend and man this hurts. CheersSep 2018 ⋅ divaette ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #she-helped-raise-me-and-big-part-of-who-I-am-today
This guy right here said every upvote is a shot on him. Reddit, fuck me up.Sep 2018 ⋅ porklorneo ⋅ r/drunk
I finally got the guts to give up the career I’ve been so burnt out on, and signed up for college for the first time! Aka I gave up pleasing everyone else and I’m doing what makes me happy. Little solo celebration 🎉Jun 2018 ⋅ _coyotelovely ⋅ r/drunk
Tough day at work. For every upvote I take one shot and give my doggo one hugJun 2018 ⋅ Veraladain ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk and trying to forget I saw my ex with a new girl who he is now MARRIED TO after cheating on me with her. Each upvote = a sip of the cheapest wine I could find at the gas station near my houseNov 2018 ⋅ MythicalMajasty ⋅ r/drunk
I lost my father this weekend, so as I wait for my flight home I'm driking to commemorate. Miss you dadDec 2018 ⋅ alex_sher101 ⋅ r/drunk
Slept through my bus stop and ended up an hour and a half away from where I wanted to be. Trying a new brewery in a strange city until the next busJun 2018 ⋅ shadybaby22 ⋅ r/drunk
When your girl dumps you and then moves in with the guy she told you to not worry, and all you have is High Life 😭Apr 2018 ⋅ Blaez93 ⋅ r/drunk
My flight got cancelled, and my next one is delayed. Tomorrow is my 30th birthday, and I'm on beer #5. How's your Friday night going?Sep 2018 ⋅ bearlytame ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #30 #5
the drunken walk to get mcdonalds or a kebab after a night out is my work outOct 2018 ⋅ Teskje ⋅ r/drunk
It’s a snow day in good ole NC. Sitting in the tub with some cheap scotch 1upvote=1shotDec 2018 ⋅ Dreadful_Gamer ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #1
Aspiring writer, just landed my very first freelance writing gig. Cheers!May 2018 ⋅ BridgetBardont ⋅ r/drunk
It may be cold and snowing, but in my mind its 80 degrees and I'm on a beachNov 2018 ⋅ TED_FING_NUGENT ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #80
Currently sitting in a hotel room on my birthday with this gem because i finally had enough and left my husband.May 2018 ⋅ CandlesAndMore ⋅ r/drunk
Nailed a presentation for the board of directors of my hospital today! Cheers, Reddit!Mar 2018 ⋅ justpainfullyaverage ⋅ r/drunk
Just found out my childhood pupper had to be put down yesterday due to cancer. Its gonna be a long day. Cheers to the goodest of pups.Jul 2018 ⋅ illbitterwit ⋅ r/drunk
This dude was a stray 8 months ago. This dude befriended me one little apprehensive step at a time. This dude became my closest animal friend. This dude got FIV (AIDS for cats). This dude had to be put down at way too young. Today, i drink for this dude. Tomorrow, i drink for your dude! RIP Buds!Jun 2018 ⋅ godickygodickygo ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #AIDS-for-cats #8
Today, my bully boss got fired for sexual harassment after 4 years of making the life of our team hell. Cheers to better times!Mar 2018 ⋅ dutchonegone ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #4
Wasn't home. My fish pond overflowed due to heavy rain. Lost most of the fish. RIP fish. I'm sorry.Nov 2018 ⋅ i-drank-too-much ⋅ r/drunk
Boyfriend of 5 years moved out today, what better than to get drunk hanging out with my dog!Nov 2018 ⋅ periwinkle8 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Can’t get over a girl but she’s definitely over me so we’re day drinking. Cheers!Aug 2018 ⋅ ObstetricCigarette ⋅ r/drunk
Left my drinks to chill outside last night (forgot about them) now frozen solid. For every upvote I will maniacally stab the ice with an ice pick...Nov 2018 ⋅ Everlast7 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #forgot-about-them
Just found out my Physically and mentally abusive ex of 5 years cheated on me for the last year. Every upvote is another beer.Nov 2018 ⋅ Sevc977 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
I see a lot of posts about drinking over hardships. Let’s also drink to a beautiful Fall Saturday morning!Nov 2018 ⋅ wolsko ⋅ r/drunk
My narcissistic/abusive father is trying to guilt trip me into visiting my narcissistic/abusive mother because she’s “dying” for the hundredth time. Apparently I’m a horrible daughter so cheers to drinking until I don’t give a fuck. 🥂Oct 2018 ⋅ InevitableCriticism ⋅ r/drunk
Yeehaw. My boyfriend cheated on me, not once, but 5+ times. Broke up with him. Now I’m drunk Christmas movie binge-watching. Happy holidays to all!!!!Dec 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5
The girl I like got a boyfriend and I'm probably going to spend the next week overthinking about it :) 1 upvote = 5 sipsDec 2018 ⋅ Nicolike20 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #1
Had that awful surprise of being let go from my job. Every upvote is an application and a swig.Aug 2018 ⋅ topderp1 ⋅ r/drunk
Being a Beer Drinker on a Budget, This is my walk through the Liquor store after work every FridayOct 2018 ⋅ StudFox ⋅ r/drunk
Lost this little fatty after almost 16 years of best friendship. I will be drinking plenty of Core Brewing Co. beers in his honor tonight. Please raise your glass to the best little wiener anyone could ask for.Jun 2018 ⋅ Chrisualrpike ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #16
Just moved in to a new apartment. Been 5 1/2 long years to get back on my feet. Been a long road and a lot of work but I'm happy.Dec 2018 ⋅ Deadbiafra ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #2 #1
Giving a eulogy for one of my best friends that took his life earlier this week... in about an hour. . . on my birthday. God I hope a flask of bullet rye helpsJul 2018 ⋅ INietzscheToStop ⋅ r/drunk
This one is for all the lives lost to suicide. We miss you. We love you.Sep 2018 ⋅ ACaulfield910 ⋅ r/drunk
I escaped my physically abusive mother and moved into a new apartment in secret while she was away on a business trip. Celebrating my freedom and lifted burden with a delicious brew and some shots. Cheers to my fellow digital friends on r/drunk!Aug 2018 ⋅ Random_Avenger ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk
We randomly connected through this subreddit and were finally getting a drink togethetJun 2018 ⋅ CrayolaS7 ⋅ r/drunk
Most of the people o invited to the Halloween party bailed last second. Now I'm sitting here with ~40 fancy jello shotsOct 2018 ⋅ CoolingtonBeans ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #40
Depression drinking alone in weatherspoons is the pinnicle of british experiences.Nov 2018 ⋅ BlondeFace616 ⋅ r/drunk
My brother and I just got an apartment in vancouver a few days ago. I cant afford a bed or furniture but I have a TV and beer.Jul 2018 ⋅ BadAtCorrectingYou ⋅ r/drunk
I got black out drunk, broke multiple things in my house, but at least I took this decent photo that I don't remember.Mar 2018 ⋅ TheDenseCumTwat ⋅ r/drunk
Drunks of Reddit, please join me in pouring one out for Peanut tonight. He lived 14 great years, and there will truly never be another. Hope there are plenty of mailmen to bark at in doggy heaven.Nov 2018 ⋅ verybravecow ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #14
One of my good friends past away this week. Cheers from heaven my good dood, you will be missedMay 2018 ⋅ ekarp23 ⋅ r/drunk
Happy Repeal Day Boozebags -- Prohibition ended 85 years ago today.Dec 2018 ⋅ RustyPipes ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #85
32/F ...Finalized my divorce today and found out at lunch that my company is eliminating my job as of the first of the year...cheers!Nov 2018 ⋅ southerngoaway ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #32
Best friend killed himself last night. I could have stopped him but was too busy. Every upvote is another shot of something (40% and 60% gin in there)Dec 2018 ⋅ plokumoner ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #40 #60
Wife completed her PhD today! We're going large, and we're doing it in style.Apr 2018 ⋅ baseoverapex ⋅ r/drunk
My sister is getting married this weekend, You could say we’re ready.Oct 2018 ⋅ obiwanpitts ⋅ r/drunk
Alcohol is a great cure to depression. I’ll drink a beer for every upvote. Happy Saturday friends.Dec 2018 ⋅ mojofatty ⋅ r/drunk
Today marks 2 years since I lost my best drinking buddy, Samuel L. Catson. Won't you raise a glass in his honor with me?Mar 2018 ⋅ Beeeracuda ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #2
My cousin flew to Thailand this weekend, his favourite place on Earth, without telling any one. Yesterday he told us all that he's going to kill himself. No one has seen or heard from him since. Fuck this. Here's to you, Stevie.Jun 2018 ⋅ BobbyPotter ⋅ r/drunk
breakups suuuuuuuuuuuck. Let’s get drunk and eat perogies to forget about them temporarilyJul 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk
Broke up with girlfriend and had to cancel our cruise we've been planning for the last 6 months. Been drinking hurricanes all afternoonSep 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #6
After 9 years together, my best friend and I finally got married. Time to celebrate!Oct 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
