Today I'm 23, and I don't have anyone irl to share this with so... HiJul 2020 ⋅ ReallyJayBee ⋅ r/drunk
was suuuper drunk and ate shit in the street this past weekend, the scrape on my knee looks like an upvote!Sep 2020 ⋅ knhutch713 ⋅ r/drunk
I was just trying to cover my face with a gin glass I HAD NOT ANTICIPATED HOW GOOD THIS PHOTO WOULD BEAug 2020 ⋅ sitonmytits ⋅ r/drunk
Long term boyfriend who I was planning on marrying, dumped me over the phone last week. Friend sent me a care package. Cheers to all of the broken hearts out there.Nov 2020 ⋅ ilikecatsmorethanppl ⋅ r/drunk
Found this American classic on my local grocery store and had to try it. Cheers from Brazil!Dec 2020 ⋅ no-turning-back ⋅ r/drunk
There may be no toilet paper in sight, but the important stuff is always in stock!Mar 2020 ⋅ js7289 ⋅ r/drunk
Posting this here because imgur is denying me an upload... don't upvoteJul 2020 ⋅ second_to_fun ⋅ r/drunk
My car was rear ended with my dog inside. We are both absolutely fine, but the car is totaled. Merry Christmas everyone!Dec 2020 ⋅ forumroost1017 ⋅ r/drunk
Today is my best bud’s birthday. I lost him back in January and his brother gave me his flask he brought back from Scotland. I’m drinking Wild Turkey 101 from it, just like we used to. 1 upvote = 1 pull. I got a handle on hand for refillsMay 2020 ⋅ yakattack42 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #101 #1
SHE SAID YES!!!!! I proposed to my girlfriend on 3.5 years tonight and SHE FUCKING SAID YES!!!!! Raise your glasses and let’s drink the night away!!!!!!!!Aug 2020 ⋅ DoobieJam ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk besties taking this entire week easy. Not in a relationship but we take pics like we are. Cheers everyone and happy holidaysDec 2020 ⋅ bbkat219 ⋅ r/drunk
Let's all have a drinky-poo for the liquor himself! R.IP! Glasses up genitals!Sep 2020 ⋅ HeyItsGTAHQHD ⋅ r/drunk
Had to burry my good boy today. He lived to be 14 years old. King was his name.May 2020 ⋅ propain85 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #14
Had to put my old boy down this morning. I raise my beer for my boy Otis!Sep 2020 ⋅ hunterpostit ⋅ r/drunk
First post here! Just lost my serving job in the second lockdown. How y’all doing?Nov 2020 ⋅ Kyleelille ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk at 3:00 pm sitting by the fire with bourbon and staring at my best boy’s (dog) grave I dug yesterday. Fu**ing hell.Jan 2020 ⋅ averagetalldude ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #dog #00 #3
One of the best drunken photos ever taken of my group. I'm the one in the snow.Aug 2020 ⋅ MegaTurtle7 ⋅ r/drunk
I saw an ad for Wineaux wine at the liquor store and laughed. My boyfriend says this won’t get more than 13 upvotes. Let’s make it 14, cumon guys.Mar 2020 ⋅ thisisbacchus ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #13 #14
I'm a grown man, you'd better believe I'm drinking wine in the tub with a bath bomb!Dec 2020 ⋅ YargainBargain ⋅ r/drunk
Celebrating my 27th in quarantine! Vodka filled B-day! CHEERS!Apr 2020 ⋅ Catniss-EverGreen ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #27
Coping in this heatwave with 4am glasses of wine, sleep why😫May 2020 ⋅ -atomic-blonde- ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #4
Been alone nearly 2 months. Today its my birthday. Spending it with a couple of bottles.May 2020 ⋅ brayshizzle ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #2
My 10 month old cat was the victim of a hit and run this evening, he didn’t survive. Finishing this one for you Oliver.Mar 2020 ⋅ mrsvennn ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10
My mate and I got hammered and decided to put on some detox masks.Aug 2020 ⋅ soyouLikePinaColada ⋅ r/drunk
Taking shots by myself at 3 pm, you don’t need to upvote I’m getting tanked anyway but odd numbers for tequila shots and even numbers for vodka shots and every sexy number I deem sexy I see is doubleApr 2020 ⋅ finnhie ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #3
Hurricane Laura: Day 4 without power, my house is 100 degrees, but I have whiskey, a headlamp, and a 1500 piece jigsaw puzzle.Aug 2020 ⋅ Slackmaster777 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #1500 #100 #4
It's 3:30 pm. I've drank a fifth and shaved all my long hair(first time in 18 years) I'm sad and I love you allOct 2020 ⋅ doctorslostcompanion ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #first-time-in-18-years
Im generally miserable until I'm two bottles in and yes I'm aware of how sad this is 😂Dec 2020 ⋅ M0rtyM00 ⋅ r/drunk
We all have a great time but if someone you know goes too far too often, maybe it's time to step in. AND DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE UBER DON'T COST THAT MUCH (are taxi's still a thing?)Jul 2020 ⋅ Alaskan_Lost ⋅ r/drunk
Update: my 27 years, 27 beers journey is complete. I would’ve finished this much earlier but I ate approx. 2 pounds of Chinese food earlier and took a 3 hour dirt nap afterwards. Thank you all for the encouragement!Aug 2020 ⋅ swaggy_senpai79 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #27 #2 #3
Came home and found our boy had passed on. Snuggle yours and have a drink for LinusFeb 2020 ⋅ coming_up_poppies ⋅ r/drunk
I was supposed to spend my dirty thirty on a beach in Cancun, instead I’m trying to recreate it on my patio. Cheers!Apr 2020 ⋅ TheOnlyLlamaGod ⋅ r/drunk
I'm pretty sure my friend is dead. We talked almost every day for 3 years and they just up and vanished. Here's to you M. I hope I'm wrong and you are well.May 2020 ⋅ ZerenTheUnskilled ⋅ r/drunk
Tonight I found out my kitchen counter is a 12 pack long. Maybe tomorrow I'll figure out how wide it is.Apr 2020 ⋅ cramer-klontz ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #12
I grew up culling Roos and now I find myself giving them water during these troubling times (there’s so much roo shit on my lawn) I’ll share a drink with these Aussie icons amongst the smokeJan 2020 ⋅ walleroo ⋅ r/drunk
I did it again reddit, 14 beers, old YouTube songs, and a crappy frozen pizza, the only thing missing is a burnt tongue and roof of my mouth, might fire up some destiny 2 later and ruin someones game.Aug 2020 ⋅ Turdsanwitch ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #14 #2
Rum and coke, oysters on the grill, hanging out with my wife, and my kids playing in the yard. It's a good day.May 2020 ⋅ Piratey_Pirate ⋅ r/drunk
In Denmark we have a term reperationsbajer which means the beer you drink to get over a hangover. This is a reperations-irish coffee because last night one beer turned to 4 amAug 2020 ⋅ Cpcp800 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #4
Lived in cities my whole life. Moved to a town of 11000 people and I start university tomorrow for the first time at the age of 32. Here's to you all !Jan 2020 ⋅ brayshizzle ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Normally I try to focus on my inner beauty but I’m happy with how this turned out :) stay good legendsSep 2020 ⋅ Aidosvonsexyman ⋅ r/drunk
Always drink in moderation. But if you don't, there are classes for thatMay 2020 ⋅ Alaskan_Lost ⋅ r/drunk
