Choosing beggars. Bartender edition.

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Aztec Mario art at my local barcade.

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Reason #82 why dad's shouldn't be left alone with their kids.

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Need a mental ad blocker

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Crossover in creation

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Why no one takes my sharpie

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How long for hot pockets?

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I feel like there's a Game of Thrones joke in here somewhere.

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me_irl

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Gothic Karen

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This sugar ad

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Ice go cronch cronch

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Thor showing some love

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There is no escape.

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And its usually at 14%

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Im heccin ready to go!

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Excuse me WTF

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Uber is here!

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Proof read the ad boss

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I know they are talking about me

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Half filled bags blow my mind.

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Can confirm. Am dad.

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Clean it up peasant

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It's so funny i forgot to laugh

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Trying to fight a deer

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Things my relatives post

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Taking it too far

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Wholesome Bob Ross

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Ducks walking across finished concrete

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Bruh them sensitive teeth too.

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Walked into work today and lost my job. Started drinking at 9:45 am. Today i drink. Tomorrow i start a new. Fuck this company.

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The heat is real

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Work is hard

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Happy 420

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Thanksgiving pro tip.

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me_irl

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Pay the man

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To those sorting by new, welcome.

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Ain't no ducking this heat.

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Dont piss off the dragon

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Posting this from my personal phone booth.

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When pasta attac

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Seriously what luck! Maybe he wants a late night drink?

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2meirl4meirl

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You mad bro?

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Driver-please don't text and drive

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Killed it

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So cute!

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Confused boner

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I adoor those this lazy.

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But imma work them angles tho

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Yeet ME!

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I can't even draw a smiley face.

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Fancy AF

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Thanos knew exactly what was up.

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Now I don't feel so bad

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WHaT iF zELdA wAs a GUrL

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Rain them MF condiments! 😤😤

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Absolutelynotme_irl

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Here is a moist meme for this dry market morning. This will steady rise today. Buy in early.

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*drive through speaker intensifies

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Embarrassed to shit in front of others. Smh

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So they are not violently attacking?

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Me_irl

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Your thirties start getting rough

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Been in that rabbit costume a couple times

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The true way to beat vaping.

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Basically all of 2018

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Accurate

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Like this image to die instantly

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That airtime was on point.

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I want to be a happier person

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Hook me up fam

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I was mauled to death.

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Can't evolve if you don't believe

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Merry Christmas

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me_irl

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Conspiracy? Nah

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Poodle bodies the cat.

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Probably old. Still funny.

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Pre game you pussies

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Say something cringe...just add lol

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Bedazzle to razzle dazzle

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me_irl

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Glory!

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Nostalgic meets current

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You betta do right

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Who beat up this puppy?!

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me_irl

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Starting my adventure tonight.

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me_irl

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Some say he's ugly. Personally I think he's the best dog around.

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me_irl

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Giving r/floridaman some competition.

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Chillin. Killing. Dreaming big dreams.

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But imma work them angles tho

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Relatable. Familiar template. Easy investment choice.

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Movies, Pizza and 007 Goldeneye

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Sneaky sneaky

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Sit down dad

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She will never guess. Its I'm sorry

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Say goodbye to costly toilet paper!

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Nobody is calling me

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Rick and Morty could be the new memes to push out SpongeBob and the Simpsons. Invest?

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Im so left out

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For a while...

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My circle is still going strong

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But I don't want to cook

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Soulja board games

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The struggle is real.

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I got 756 donkeys under the hood. Let's race.

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Something isn't quite right

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A true friend

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Top five things that piss me off.

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Finished the walkway boss.

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Trying to do the impossible. Buy in early.

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November has been brutal

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Nothing

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No Doubt

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Shaking my head

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Fresh Dexter's Lab. Invest early. Hold the downvote.

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It's full of soy milk

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I don't even know anymore..

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Every nice guy ever

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The crown royal suit.

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Check please

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Battle ready Mercedes

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Possible investment

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Fire sale! Buy in early. Investments will not go up in flames. Unless you don't upvote!

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Every single shift

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No ragerts

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Just say no to furries

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