2 years ago I was making 39,000 a year, today I got a job offer for 65,000. CHEERSSep 2019 ⋅ chicagodogmom606 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #39 #65 #2
Sober follow up: So I lost count at like 20 shots but Arya definitely got at least 1k+ hugs. She's super tired now. I'll buy her some beef to make up for my karma whoring. And I guess I'll just have to take like 20 shots a day till I reach 5,000. Thanks you guys, made my dayJun 2018 ⋅ Veraladain ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #20 #5 #1
Good Morning and Happy 30,000 days prohibition free America.Jan 2016 ⋅ RustyPipes ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #30
Bar my buddies and I built. Around 3,000 bottle caps from bottles that we all drank!Feb 2016 ⋅ Maybepoop ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #3
travelled over 2,000 miles to see the girl I love, turns out that she's seeing someone else. Here's alcoholic friend #1, I'll always love you /r/drunkMay 2013 ⋅ technocandy93 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk #000 #2 #1
The fraternity life is like paradise sometimes. This is one of our rush events, a 10,000+ cup beer pong game, dubbed 10k.Aug 2012 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #10
The average DUI costs $10,000 in the United States. Get wasted, but call one of these guys tonight for Christ's sake! (x-post from r/pics)Dec 2013 ⋅ MadChesterVillain ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #x-post-from-r-pics #x-post-from-r #pics #000 #10
Congratulations: With over 21,000 subscribers you glorious drunken bastards are now the 250th largest subreddit. Also, this is what getting linked to on the front page of /r/pics does to the traffic stats.May 2012 ⋅ dicey ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/pics #250 #000 #21
Girl I love is moving 3,000 miles away in a month. Cheers my friends.Jun 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #3
Far Cry 5, 1,000 piece puzzle, i’m almost out of wine, and it’s almost 12 am, and I gotta be up at 6. What the diddly dang am I doing!!!Apr 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #12 #5 #6 #1
Missing my friends and family 6,000 miles away, newly single, and still have over a year left of living in Armenia. Here's to what's helping me through it!Jan 2018 ⋅ Nclovin94 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #6
