Susan's family couldn't figure out why her latest batch of brownies smelled faintly of bleach.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The Memory of dropping her glasses was too recent...too real. Meredith knew there was only one way to spare herself any future pain...9yr ⋅ MiscUnderstanding ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Looking for an easier way to mop your floors? Use this simple trick to turn the crutch your husband needs to be able to walk into a somewhat useful cleaning implement!10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Welcome to Blek Nek's euthanasia center, we'll snap you right up!10yr ⋅ Skitspel ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeff's nightmare was confirmed. The transplanted hand had a mind of it's own, and it was up to no good.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Now that she had sole custody, Krystal could remove the evidence of abuse8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeff attempted to defeat world records in the bluetooth headset division10yr ⋅ wobbut ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Bobby felt the need to kill after losing his cell phone yet again.10yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeremy was too distracted by hot babes to worry about the coffee he just spilled.9yr ⋅ 10_9_ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeanie regrets doing a one-woman recreation of the Lady and the Tramp pasta scene.9yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dammit! Those damn neighbors are at it again! I just want to read my newspaper in peace!10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The night Billy and Bobby found their mother's nudie pics, they just wouldn't let it go9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Although former cavewoman Kugari adjusted to modern life and loved her time traveling husband, there were some things she never got used to.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The thieves were highly trained. Breaking in silently, stealing what wouldn't be noticed as missing and leaving no trace of their crime.10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
PSA: When used improperly, lamps can cause aneurysms and involuntary bouts of doing the robot.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Welcome to our home! Only rule we have here is no butts on the sofa10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Margret just wanted to live a normal life... but he would always find her again7yr ⋅ LegendofWeevil17 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In a final attempt to eliminate all of Ireland's inhabitants, Stephen destroyed the last few potatoes with little hesitation.9yr ⋅ Sir_Waluff ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan decided to practice her Kegals while patiently waiting for the family she intended to murder to return from Chilli's8yr ⋅ Daveflave ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Contrary to the R&D engineers' suggestions, putting the non-stick coating on the inside AND outside of the baking dish did not prove to be a good idea.9yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Janelle contemplated the possibility that her loneliness and financial troubles might all be related to her debilitating alcoholism9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The newest exercise proved to be quite difficult - 4.5 reps was all Ashley could manage9yr ⋅ anotherpoweruser ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Linda was eager to please Slaanesh, Lord of Pleasure. She put on the Mask of Torment and awaited His coming7yr ⋅ HattedSandwich ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Do you have a messy husband? Do you need a way to clean him up in his sleep?8yr ⋅ hero0fwar ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The cover of “watching the boats come in” was just to throw his wife off the scent of his real passion.7yr ⋅ TallowNoob ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
At That Moment Frank Realized What the Dealer Had Sold Him Wasn't Quite Acid10yr ⋅ Alchamus ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Carolyn discovers the results of her husband's obsession with DIY in vitro fertilization.6yr ⋅ PipperDigs ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Glenda realizes she is seconds late taking her anti-diarrhea medicine.10yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Olivia discovers that the thing under her bed, like her mother warned, likes the taste of little girls' hands.9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Calmly Fred awaited the call informing him of his wife's accident. The anticipation for the insurance money only showed through a slight rise of the corner of his mouth. His eyes remained cold.10yr ⋅ StoopidGit ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hey! Are you tired of being a mom? Well, NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO! With SLIPPERY SHOES!7yr ⋅ shipofgoofs ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Brian discovered that reading his shoe size without glasses produced in an instant orgasm8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In an attempt to discover her kinky fantasies, Barbara decided to see what really happens when you drop the soap.10yr ⋅ Rdunklee ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Seriously mum, how many times do I have to tell you that I’m a pseudo vegan and I only drink water that comes from natural springs in the Australian rainforest?!?10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan's homemade grated cheese recipe is a closely guarded secret9yr ⋅ HOBLESNARF ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mary lacked the enthusiasm (and talent) to be even a mediocre magician10yr ⋅ BruceWillisWasAGhost ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Meredith intimidates the punks trying to overtake her.9yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Despite everyone's best efforts, no one could convince aunt Bernice to stop wearing toddler socks10yr ⋅ zeekyboy ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Maureen literally pours money down the drain with her fancy new designer soap.10yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Lonnie's failure to imagine the concept of getting up off the couch doomed him to watch the Sally Jesse Rafael marathon.5yr ⋅ Marchin_on ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
At first, Steve was quite bitter about the 50:50 divorce settlement7yr ⋅ ExpediteTheSearch ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After losing his wife to cancer, Greg developed a special bond with a sassy single lady named Denise10yr ⋅ wobbut ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
By hiding the Viagra in the meatball, Martha was sure to have a great evening ahead of her10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sally gave up frying eggs, so she uses an electric butthole to poop cooked eggs9yr ⋅ mmm_migas ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Heather's wedding was saved last minute with the help of her emergency canned dress.6yr ⋅ nbarber20 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The crime had been planned perfectly, but never had she foreseen feeling such awful regret10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The children smiled among themselves, despite slowly being consumed by their alien hosts. They knew that their sacrifice would not go unrewarded. The mothership would reward them when humanity crumbled.6yr ⋅ Supercst ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Despite being told not to cross the streams Diane just couldn't resist the potential chaos.10yr ⋅ Zeal0tElite ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Don't you HATE enormous, awkward pieces of drywall? Worry no more!6yr ⋅ a_wild_meowstic ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After blaming her for wrecking the house, Michael is preparing to grill her own daughter7yr ⋅ BoogsterSU2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan knew something was wrong when the instructions told her to grease the outside of the pan.10yr ⋅ illdrawyourface ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Despite her blindness, Janice insisted that she washed the family car.8yr ⋅ SodiumEnglish ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
This week on Phobias Destroying Relationships: We meet Ali who claims her husband Roz's Heliophobia, which causes him to scream uncontrollably at bright lights, is ruining their marriage.6yr ⋅ bakedbake ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mike found out how hard it was to act happy when you hate the product you are selling.10yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
If only Frank would use his superpower to end word hunger...10yr ⋅ askyourmom469 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Graham's unfortnate Alzheimer's always made his life harder. Forgetting his hands were already slick with soap was just another small issue he had to deal with daily10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The rumours that covering your computer in sticky notes would fix viruses continued to spread around the retirement village10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Finally, I can watch Backdoor Beauties 15 in peace, while the wife reads 50 Shades of Grey before we go to bed!9yr ⋅ -eDgAR- ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Richie wouldn't let his blindness stop him from following his dreams of becoming a graffiti artist11yr ⋅ not_a_famous_actor ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Putting the mysterious device between their legs gave them the power to do anything imaginable!6yr ⋅ LikeALincolnLog42 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Grandpa Joe would eventually get the remote without having to walk around like a chump. Sure it was a struggle, but he wasn't about to let the couch win.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Gerard was not convinced Jerrod's new toys were meant for exercise...9yr ⋅ lXlxlXlxlXl ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After texting his mistress Katie, Larry's wife cast a spell to give him the world's worst migraine.9yr ⋅ zbrady7 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Paula knew she could win this game of stop copying me. She just had to outlast the toy's batteries5yr ⋅ ironfist221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jennifer had successfully lured the two unsupervised children she had been stalking with the oldest trick in the book: free candy8yr ⋅ Existantbeing ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Students, this might be the worst cheat sheet I've ever seen someone sneak into an exam.6yr ⋅ quietThunderstorm ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our tomato tree? It has been about 10 seconds since we looked at our tomato tree9yr ⋅ anotherpoweruser ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With her final request to have her ashes spread, Greg's mother-in-law continues to make his life a living hell from beyond the grave9yr ⋅ fluxquanta ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Immediately after swinging & missing, Hector realized he needs to rub one off in the bushes for good luck.10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Cutting Vegetables Reminded Laura of Her Shameful Past Criminal History8yr ⋅ roastsGently ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Home Depot's newest employee, Jim, was let go on his first day when he was caught taking pills in the display kitchen6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan worried her husband left his bowling shoes in the freezer7yr ⋅ k_princess ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
What's really needed is a working door lock so you stop getting into my car10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Diane was sick of Frank's unshowered body odor everywhere. One quick search on the dark web and Frank will be taking his last bath for a fraction of what a divorce would cost.7yr ⋅ love_the_heat ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Deborah usually enjoyed the smell of viscera and shame that Frank brought home from the whorehouse, but this was too much for even her7yr ⋅ HattedSandwich ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The salesman made it look easy, but Bob was beginning to suspect there was no gold on this plot9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
What is 18 inches long, anatomically designed and makes women smile?10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It went all over the floor, no problem, I'll wring it right back into the glass.8yr ⋅ G0T_the_LIFE ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Did you settle in your relationship? Are you tired of your husband never changing? It only takes minutes per day to get your husband to care about you with our new Brain Trainer! Watch the transformation as he goes from emotionally unavailable to caring and funny!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
James was thankful that his wife finally potty trained him6yr ⋅ mechanical_banana ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
While digging up the garden Rebecca tried to imagine what life would be like if she wasn't a dog10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
She really wanted to appreciate her partner’s efforts to break the bedroom boredom.8yr ⋅ mbransons ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
My ISP throttled me as I tried to search, 'How to barbecue' while I ignore climate change6yr ⋅ pencer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Angela was shocked by the immediate results after she brushed her teeth for the first time.6yr ⋅ DarthMad3r ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jim knew he didn't need to read the manual; he went to culinary school for this7yr ⋅ ronvc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jimmy and his gang got overly excited about their new fleshlights.10yr ⋅ qqwhine ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Girl, my anus be tickling nasty today... Yeah, and all the other girls at work got it too!2yr ⋅ tqrecords ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Concerned your breasts don't jiggle enough? Make them shake with this super simple gadget!10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Doreen tried hiding the Viagra pills in every place imaginable, but her Sexual Tyrannosaurus of a husband would always sniff them out6yr ⋅ ILoveRegenHealth ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeanette took a turn for the worse when her habit of quitting crept into other areas of her life.7yr ⋅ SodiumEnglish ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The US Government's MKPETRA program is well underway in middle America9yr ⋅ deepfieldgalaxy ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tired of seeing all those upvotes? Change them into downvotes with the new TransformVote Glasses!10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hmmm, I'm thirsty. I would like some cold ice tea. Hands, grab the ice tea. No hands, that is a cellphone. I said ice tea. No hands, that is a remote. I.C.E.T.E.A. The drink. DAMMIT HANDS! That's popcorn! I said thirsty, not hungry!10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The massacre was endless, it was slaughter like never seen before. All that stood in his path were cut down mercilessly.10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It turns out that for Roger, getting his sperm sample into a cup wasn't so easy7yr ⋅ flyingducktile ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Johnny's children enjoyed nothing more than the eggstreme sport of duplication.9yr ⋅ Johner1261 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago