Are you tired of Meth ruining your teeth? We here at Nabisco have heard your concerns. Introducing ...OREO toothpaste!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jim forgave his wife for her one-time affair but he would be damned if he had to treat that kid the same as his own.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Wait a minute, your profile said those were larger. What are those sad things? No don't try to hide them now, this date is over.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank was a career criminal looking for an easy target. It wasn't until he felt the wind on his head that he was reminded of his sudden hair loss.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jennifer's tasteful use of blackface wasn't appreciated at work but she knew no one could judge her at home6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan was on her first date after the divorce. She unfortunately didn't understand her friend's advice to 'shake her goods' to impress her date.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dylan's addiction to Robitussin was affecting his state of mind but his mother was tired of mopping the floors6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Greg was not called back to play 'athletic businessman' ever again.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Are the kids bored? Do you want to keep them happy for hours on end? Babysitting just got a lot easier thanks to Shrooms for KidsTM! Watch as the kids can now see, feel, and taste colors!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In case of patriotic emergency, tear apart bear and hug the flag.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kristen's date had been perfect until Jeff realized that deep down he was actually gay.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Greg's acting career never took off despite his groundbreaking performance as 'Large Fat Man'.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Are you tired of trying to keep it together? Well now you can have that I'm one bad day away from losing it look in just minutes!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jimmy's newly founded Mafia family was tight on funds so they had to settle on knock-off weapons which didn't quite pack the same punch.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
John just couldn't figure out who kept honking at him. He checked his mirror and there's NO ONE IN SIGHT!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Karen's husband noticed her showers were taking longer and longer. He didn't mind because for some reason it seemed to make her really, really happy.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dr. Johnson's medical license was revoked shortly after presenting his cost-saving circumcision machine to the medical board.5yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Now with our new patented technology, you'll never have to worry about parking ever again! Just make your own space!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susie's babysitter could only watch in horror as she heard little Susie let out an unforgettable, Ah Fuck!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank had disabled the safety and his final prank was set. Susan never walked the same after that fateful day.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Martha's ghost, although less intimidating due to her appearance at death, sought revenge against any who dared enter her home6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Gloria couldn't stop crying at the breaking news tragedy. She was convinced that she had sent more than enough thoughts and prayers.5yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeff, why the fuck is there salt all over the house? Well honey, with great power comes great responsibility. Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
How to boost your acting career by starring in the adult remake of Despicable Me6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/disneyvacation
After a long night at the Renaissance Fair, Jeremy couldn't figure out why everything he tried to do today was so difficult.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jerry's mother had come home unexpectedly and he only had time to pull up his pants6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank was tired of his kids coming into his room at night and interrupting his alone time. He figured instilling a healthy amount of fear would keep everyone happy and no amount of counseling could replace that feeling.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Don't be fooled by pricey diets trying to keep yourself regular and don't get trapped using risky laxatives. Just use a pencil! You can safely take a #2 with your trusty #2.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
How to very likely die from typhoid, Dysentery, snake bites, cholera, measles or exhaustion6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/disneyvacation
Greg was never the same after the motorcycle accident but his family still loved him6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tired of staring into the sun? Never heard of sunglasses? You're in luck!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeez, honey look at the mess you made.. I can't believe you're out here just sleeping!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mary was never very good at flirting but she always tried to drop hints in her own special way6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Karen couldn't escape the daily reminders of her husband's low testosterone6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Home Depot's newest employee, Jim, was let go on his first day when he was caught taking pills in the display kitchen6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Did you settle in your relationship? Are you tired of your husband never changing? It only takes minutes per day to get your husband to care about you with our new Brain Trainer! Watch the transformation as he goes from emotionally unavailable to caring and funny!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Bill's favorite hobby was having the homeless chase him for money but he knew they couldn't keep up once he made it on the highway6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It turned out that 3 tumblers full of scotch was too much to handle for Harold6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeff put on his lucky vest and styled his hair just like he did on his last date back in 1972 in a vain attempt to impress his escort.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Anthony had always wanted to become a firefighter. He thought this new exam seemed a little strange but he was too excited to realize his mistake.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan did the best to entertain her home-schooled children but she knew they still needed friends6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
How to stop someone who's committed crimes against skyrim and her people6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/disneyvacation
How to pretend to have a disability to qualify for the school's baseball team6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/disneyvacation
