What the fuck happened to my life? I went to college, played by their rules and here I am eating another goddamn bowl of Ramen because its $.10 a package. FUCK. I'm 35! This shit isn't funny anymore.10yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Every time Susan looked at apples, she became inexplicably overwhelmed and disoriented.6yr ⋅ DarthMad3r ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I send you a Christmas card and you sent me a cease and desist letter?9yr ⋅ pencer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
About 5 months in, Chad started to regret his decision to brew moonshine in his bathroom sink.8yr ⋅ tuckyd ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tired of your defenseless car being attacked by feral shopping carts?9yr ⋅ Ass_ManagerHankHill ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Greg was never the same after the motorcycle accident but his family still loved him6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Lisa realized the moment she drank her first cup of morning coffee that getting teeth made of ice was a bad idea.7yr ⋅ Matthewthedark ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Not even his friends would let Tom Brady play with deflated footballs.7yr ⋅ creon ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After a privileged upbringing, Mark never knew how difficult gardening was.8yr ⋅ tuckyd ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
How was Dave supposed to know all the kids were victims of Spoon Abuse!?!?!?8yr ⋅ tuckyd ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Those church boys found Ivette, and she did not have time to talk about Jesus Christ6yr ⋅ mechanical_banana ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
New study proves that using electronics in bed could disrupt your sleep9yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When it came to interior decorating, Janet had absolutely no idea what she was doing9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ryan identifies himself as a drone and is looking to find a mate7yr ⋅ GeeShepherd ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Samantha was thrilled to learn that her magic wand could capture souls.9yr ⋅ cheftlp1221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Karen is jealous of the relationship between her son and his parrot, so she poisons him.7yr ⋅ bossycarl ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dylan has moved into the workforce, but with an absent father there were things he did not learn in life... how in the fuck does this thing work?8yr ⋅ hero0fwar ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Shane finds out that installing car bombs is easier to do in the movies.9yr ⋅ llamanatee ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tristan knew that his brother loved shaking the can but he wasn't sure if he liked it too5yr ⋅ Cyrond ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jill was excited to learn her Hitachi Magic Wand cleaned bathtubs8yr ⋅ bridekiller ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
...there ...we ...go! One for mommy's back, and one for Susy's snack!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Karen had warned Frank about the risks of having Chinese in bed.6yr ⋅ rambos_left_bicep ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jennifer was devastated to learn the horrible truth about what happened to Mr. Snuggles.8yr ⋅ phantomjm ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Part tiger, Part bear, all Man. Lonnie's animal magnetism was irresistible to the ladies.7yr ⋅ Marchin_on ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Don't let the fancy degrees and books fool you, scientists use magic to invent things.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Lisa regretted including a ghost pepper in her mother's chili recipe.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The note was from her brother, it read, I've spread crazy glue to the inside of your invisible crash helmet6yr ⋅ Kiwicanary ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It's unsettling how many people forget to feed and hydrate their couch daily8yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With his genetic inability to rotate his legs at his pelvis, Conrad was destined to have a hard life.7yr ⋅ MattheJ1 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Bruno promptly resigned from his position as canine tutor after witnessing Sally's latest artistic calamity.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After the last pan made her eggs a failure, Karen sends a warning to all other pans that may want to betray her, too8yr ⋅ MaverickMcBeef ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Janice couldn't believe the blanket didn't come with instructions8yr ⋅ zeekyboy ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The finger-eating spirit began to possess Diana every time she took a bite.8yr ⋅ PlamenDrop ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The only way Doug could keep his mind off of his waistline was to watch ‘The Disorderlies’ every time he snacked.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank, though initially optimistic, later admitted that aerosol doping was really not enhancing his performance.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tired of staring into the sun? Never heard of sunglasses? You're in luck!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mission Objective: To Party / Step One Complete: Acquire Location. Map updated.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
And now we back to How Did I Get Here?, the only show that makes you ask yourself How Did I Get Here? Here is a first person...7yr ⋅ daekaz ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
As his latest mark spotted the hand job payment clause in the service contract prior to signing, Steve had to make a quick exit.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Once again, Grandpa stubs his toe on the psychic energy surrounding the haunted pirate treasure chest.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jaclyn was disappointed when her boyfriend ruined the classic pasta kiss.8yr ⋅ SodiumEnglish ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Pete never remembered where he put his keys, but always remembered to start searching in the last place he'd look.7yr ⋅ Dadadum_ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
To her dismay, Julie found that reaching for cups did not get easier with age.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Janice always loved trying out new recipes, but when the dementia set in, her dishes became less palatable.7yr ⋅ blakebdrx ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When he can't put on his shoes anymore, Dale gives up and tries women's footwear7yr ⋅ MaxIsCrispy ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ken was that friend who always had to point out his favorite parts.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The threat was clear. Timmy knew what the consequences would be if he snitched on his mom.10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
This is what happens when you hire Michael Bay as your electrician.8yr ⋅ phantomjm ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In order to properly bulletproof your car, you have to start with the basics and work your way up.7yr ⋅ love_the_heat ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Fortunately, Wendy was saved from the barbaric Limb Thief by the slipping of her right shoe.5yr ⋅ crocomonster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Roger ran out of Parmesan cheese just before his big New Year's Eve dinner, and desperately pulled out his backup plan9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Julia had just completed her ultimate watermelon spear, to use in battle.8yr ⋅ xenonnsmb ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Heather could never decide where she wanted to eat and now she is in the vestibule of hell cooking bad burgers for eternity.1mo ⋅ Shorthawk ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Thanks to the Diet Spatula, I have managed to decrease protein and fat in meals by 50%!9yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Little Joshua did everything he could to fuck up his foster parents new couch.8yr ⋅ Hallidyne ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Martin is bringing sexy back. Reinventing new ways to wear a 90s Fanny Pack.6yr ⋅ ILoveRegenHealth ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
47 years into their marriage and Ben still cries when Mary elbows him before bed8yr ⋅ BadRooster89 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Bob, you've been a disappointing pantywaist for the past forty years, and this is the final straw. I'm going to find a real man who can open jars.8yr ⋅ LonelySquireOfGothos ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hee hee, she has no idea what I'm doing in here, Chet thought to himself.9yr ⋅ guygoald ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Some would say Chris didn't try hard enough to find Billy, but Tony was pretty awesome too.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeffery was her son, and she would love him no matter whom he brought home8yr ⋅ Veuxdeux ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
8 out of 10 women agree: trying to dislocate your jaw really hurts10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The houseplant just wanted to play some ball, but Tom wasn't having it.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
jane was testing her bio mechanical arm to set up butter but things did not turn out so well5yr ⋅ darkshreaders2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It came as no surprise to Jane that Ken didn't take kindly to horticultural marriage therapy.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sullivan is great at cleaning, but bad at cute nicknames for his girlfriend6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sheila was aghast seeing aftermath of her yesterday's drunk shopping frenzy at Walmart8yr ⋅ daekaz ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Little did Kari know that sexual stimulation triggered Dave's narcolepsy9yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Natalie was found smearing fecal matter all over the house, chanting to herself. Her break with reality was complete.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jan knew her husband was trying to be supportive of her foot fetish, but this was just too much6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The vacuum cleaner silently witnessed the unfolding horror but could do little to stop her.7yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Joe failed miserably in trying to hide the evidence that he has been drinking while driving.9yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Grandpa was thrilled when he overheard plans of his upcoming surprise euthanasia!10yr ⋅ coltaaan ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Thoughts of her sins tormented Jane at night, and she knew she needed to confess or be damned8yr ⋅ Shell058 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Her hair infested with deadly parasites, Christina decided that murdering them with nerve gas was the only option9yr ⋅ RickRussellTX ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frustrated by the bubble's refusal to pop, Esther resolved to win the battle by any means necessary.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Cindy just didn't understand why all the pill bottles were covered in vaseline.8yr ⋅ tuckyd ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It was the last straw for Rose after being abused by the peaches for years7yr ⋅ LunaGaming ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After choking on some seeds, Sandra wanted to teach those watermelons a lesson.8yr ⋅ SodiumEnglish ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hairpin manufacturers could never learn of Bobbi's painful secret.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
No cookies huh? I'd hate for something bad to happen to this gate.8yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After planning world domination, Janet and John excitedly release the ghosts in their magic irons.8yr ⋅ khoifish1297 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Luckily, Taylor had already turned Tutorial Mode on before the home invasion began.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It was at that moment that Jimmy swore he’d never let Vincent borrow his car again.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
He knew he had become a monster, murdering the innocent... and yet... the power felt so right...10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
How to train your child for a lifetime of mental institutions10yr ⋅ free_the_stuff ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Thanks to Silicon Bra, Men can't see anymore my face full of pain and suffer!!!8yr ⋅ daekaz ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
No one bothered to tell Kathy she could simply flush the toilet, instead of pushing shit down the drain by hand.6yr ⋅ Cory0527 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Selling his lifelong friend proved to be far more emotional than Paul had expected.9yr ⋅ anotherpoweruser ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Don't you just hate it when you're trying to lightly toast your hand and it catches on fire?10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Even though she split it up, Tania underestimated just how heavy the body would be9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
