Martha's bubblin' tar dessert cost her a pan but it was worth it.8yr ⋅ SodiumEnglish ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Little Suzie suffered from a severe case of what medical experts called butterfingers.9yr ⋅ -eDgAR- ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Joe finally had video evidence that the school bus driver was out to get him9yr ⋅ zeekyboy ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Suffice it to say, Carol's days as the Twister World Champion didn't prepare her for her career in Dog Walking8yr ⋅ Hallidyne ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The android realizes that the one emotion she can never truly understand is love9yr ⋅ RickRussellTX ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Now you can be prepared for those awful toilet paper emergencies!10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hector's fetish was realized when he saw that baby doll on roller skates9yr ⋅ jammasterdj ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The alien phone absorbs the energy from Sally, leaving her limp corpse behind.10yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeremy's stinky gym shorts were a paltry substitute, but without chloroform his fledging rapist career was off to a rocky start9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After a violent intruder slaughtered her husband and three children, something broke in Amanda. She was not herself anymore7yr ⋅ mechanical_banana ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Early in his career, when Pat Bateman was trying to control his urges, he often subconsciously acted out his gruesome daydreams with whatever he had close at hand9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Gilbert loves waking up with a little bit of drugs still in his system.10yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Synth Test #5: Bipedal movement achieved, however robot's gait is unnatural. Recommend retirement of this model.8yr ⋅ thatrotteneggsmell ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Universal Studios' new ride takes Bob through the stages of fear, sexual arousal, and deep disappointment [xpost /r/GamingGIFs]9yr ⋅ ZadocPaet ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With the grace of a gazelle, Kathy leaps over the gate.9yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mike wondered how much longer his wife would be gone as he brought out Jackie's dinner.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dad said he met his new girlfriend at a cooking class, but I don't believe him.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sarah, I'm mortally wounded! I can't reach you, I'm so sorry purse! Ok, then finish it quickly. ... Ok purse, I'm so sorry!10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Weeks after his divorce, Greg introduced himself to some new bush.9yr ⋅ Yetimuncher ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sadly, Janice’s head lice paranoia worsened with each eyes-and-mouth-wide-open layer of roach spray8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tina and Howard couldn't believe the monstrosity that Lisa called a bed9yr ⋅ anotherpoweruser ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Martha's signature parmesan cheese just wouldn't be complete without her secret ingredient.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
That's right honey, just keep practicing, Jim uttered moments before his house was raided.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dennis was finally convinced his house was haunted after the line of coke he laid down for himself was snorted by a ghost6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Max gets a quick game of fetch every time Donna needs to access her stash.5yr ⋅ markeees ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In a rush, Carl non-chalantly throws all his methods of payment for the services he just received8yr ⋅ chiguireitor ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dylan's dad was notorious for not replacing the bag, his mother has had enough, but there is still a small win for Dylan... two birthdays... two Christmases8yr ⋅ hero0fwar ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
No. I don't want to see another cat video, and especially not right now.9yr ⋅ pencer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ben had always dreamed of having his own late night show from the parking lot. Now that Kelly had a spotlight, it was his time to shine!8yr ⋅ ftlom ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeff had an electric Q-tip that stuns him every time that he thinks about killing someone6yr ⋅ slyhell ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Brian always came prepared to urine tests, but nothing could prepare him for this.10yr ⋅ Panichio ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The time for Baxter's revenge on Cassie for the hair bows finally came.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Little Timmy could never control his excitement when pwning noobs on Call of Duty.9yr ⋅ Torbun ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After Melissa decided to kill Mr. Ice Cream, she needed a way to dispose of the body.7yr ⋅ MrOmNomNom3 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Don't worry, no one will ever be able to tell the difference.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Luckily, Susan realized just in time that ground children meat was the #1 ingredient in her store-bought pot pie10yr ⋅ nirvanna94 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The music factory has shut down production due to injuries. No one is dancing now. Sorry for any inconvenience.5yr ⋅ pencer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The stuffed bear, possessed with a malevolent spirit, had taken complete control of Jessica's life.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Janet was disappointed to learn that she is NOT an alien lizard9yr ⋅ cheftlp1221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Laura's clumsy nature caused her to drop the meth before she could finish prepping it.4yr ⋅ Kid_Nitrous ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Each morning, when Mark slipped into his wife's lingerie, his favorite fantasy was the day spa strap-on 3-way with her two hot friends9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
waking up the next morning she thought it was just a dream, there was no way she would have ever put her fingers in there... right?8yr ⋅ hero0fwar ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Roger would never divulge the secret to his shiny teeth.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The words on the news made Nancy's blood run cold. She knew what she had to do. The Irish were coming.7yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After escaping her cage, Anna thought she'd have some of that sweet, sweet spaghetti instead of the rats her captor had been feeding her, until she was caught9yr ⋅ MaverickMcBeef ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Brad never knew that his shower was a portal to a world where he is a comic book character.6yr ⋅ TheAzrael2013 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
- Mom, why you soup is sooo good? - That's easy darling, i just don't give a fuck!7yr ⋅ daekaz ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Steve wondered why the captain instructed him to hang those pictures in his cabin during the sea storm10yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Shauna's ex-boyfriend forgot to change his lock. Duke knew what to do.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Taking example from Ed Gein, Kevin found that using his son's skin to form a brace would alleviate his depression.9yr ⋅ DoomsyDooms ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
How best to get revenge on your dryer for twisting up your clothes? Golf balls9yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Chad decided that if he was going to be a grade A creeper, he wanted to look his best10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When provoked, the kitchen sponge protects itself by pretending to be dead and emitting a putrid odor.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Because if it doesn't burn my hand I can smoke where I want!10yr ⋅ Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Iroh tried to show his wife the power of flex tape, but quickly realized he was in the wrong commercial4yr ⋅ ironfist221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sharon decided to get a little wet instead of washing the dishes9yr ⋅ DerpOfTheAges ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Reverend Johnson's sermon on Intelligent Design drove little Davey to drink9yr ⋅ deepfieldgalaxy ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Doug was never good at sitting, and this new extra firm couch doesn't help.9yr ⋅ wirsteve ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After John heard that the Fine Bros trademarked sprinklers, he had to resort to using the lousy hose format.8yr ⋅ tuckyd ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Creating the perfect crime scene wasn't as easy as Bob thought it would be...9yr ⋅ tastes-like-chicken ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Veronica is plotting her escape after stealing the toilet paper from the employee bathroom.9yr ⋅ cheftlp1221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The doctor didn't lie about the medicine's hallucinogenic side effects after all9yr ⋅ PavementOnWheels ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Shannon got a job at Exasperated Sighs Inc., where she delivered no fewer than 25,000 exasperated sighs daily6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jane decided she might need to rethink her new bread knife design.6yr ⋅ spling44 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Michelle found the new underwear maze to be far more challenging than she had initially expected10yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Cindy admired Steve's ambition and work ethic but just couldn't overlook his coffee problem6yr ⋅ dankskunk5 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I think there's something wrong with Jimmy, I mean he's 14 and can't even grasp a spoon yet...10yr ⋅ coinvesting ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The moment had come, finally they had solid proof that the moon landing had been faked9yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
No matter the consequences, Jenna had to get that perfect summer selfie7yr ⋅ LunaGaming ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The Lil' Rainbow was the only comfort Emily had as she listened to free children playing just outside her cell8yr ⋅ Shell058 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
She was determined to get the Viagra opened, she was getting hers tonight...8yr ⋅ hero0fwar ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Willy Wonka's foray into carpentry never really got off the ground.7yr ⋅ MattheJ1 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dawn experienced a tingling sensation whenever she tried to use a hammer.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ordinarily, he wouldn't have cared that she saw, but he had just gone swimming, so... you know... shrinkage9yr ⋅ MediocreGimp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After her husband lost all their savings, Joan decided this was the only way9yr ⋅ Yetimuncher ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I don't care how bored she is - Marianne should really stop waking her kids up at 3:30am just to play Here comes the heroin spoon7yr ⋅ ILoveRegenHealth ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sensing his ex-wife's presence through the involuntary exersion of her tele-kinetic powers, Rob picks up his weapon of choice.9yr ⋅ suckmyenuchdong ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
She didn't know how to tell him, but their role playing had just gone too far8yr ⋅ hero0fwar ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When you are just trying to fix your bike and someone uses the wrong pronouns7yr ⋅ Slick1014 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jeff lived by a single philosophy, which led him to abandon any relationship after a single hookup:6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Fucking Dylan and his foolish pranks... he nailed the couch right into the floor8yr ⋅ hero0fwar ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
