Josh's premature ejaculation put a damper on an otherwise fun evening out.4yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Max chose to drown out his children's argument on whether they should alert him to the kitchen fire or go play outside.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sadly, Vicki never figured out how to properly lower her phone's ringer volume.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Reminders of Todd's woeful wet noodle haunted Debra after their last date.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ted recalled his misstep when his mechanic reported Ted had a flooded engine.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Doris regretted starting her budget bomb disposal business.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After so many rejections, Ed and Mabel would finally have their threesome.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ted's family grew concerned after his fishing license was suspended.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Listen kids - it's never too early to think about taking more science classes...4yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Alright kids, tell me more about your dad's good friend Vicki and it's all yours.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I mean really - how hard is it to get five stars in GTA V, Tyler?8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Though her phone interview was going well, Emily's drained phone battery and electrophobia prevented her from ultimately landing the job.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Despite their reluctance, Jill vowed to expand her family's palate.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Unfortunately, Lucy forgot how to get back to Narnia later in life.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Bob's colonoscopy results proved relevant to his wife's recent disappearance.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Despite being out of prison for months, Faith's husband still loved to make toilet wine.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The day your kid figures out in-app purchases are a thing.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Holly would later try to convince her friends it was chocolate pudding.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Finally ready to move on from Chad, Andrea didn't expect two particular impediments to her plans.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Deborah would later understand what her husband meant by a hot beef injection.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Vanessa learned that only Gina was allowed to draw dicks on pillows.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Chef Boyardee heeded Melissa's warnings after viewing the remains of her adulterous green lover.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Realizing she didn't have floss, Sally resorted to Plan B to hide the spinach stuck in her teeth.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dammit honey... I thought you said we were getting plastered tonight!8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Caitlin still didn't understand why Ben needed to see a doctor about his leaky hose.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tom knew he wouldn't be able to finish his lunch after Janet's latest rectal cacophony.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Katie wanted to look smart for her lunch date with Brian, but Jimmy's glasses were giving her a headache.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With her husband gone, Beatrice's dream of a margarine-free household would finally be realized.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Despite a thorough examination, Brad's D&D character fell victim to the couch mimic.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jane wasn't sure about the new laser fat removal system at first, but grew to enjoy the tingly feeling in her midsection.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Brian was growing desperate for excuses not to visit his in-laws.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Cindy knew she couldn't re-gift the sunglasses, so she concocted the perfect disposal method.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Though she felt some guilt for lying to her children about their peanut allergies, Vanessa did greatly enjoy peanuts.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Wendy just wanted a romantic evening with her husband and their FWB, but her mother-in-law always knew just when to stop in unexpectedly.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Paul's parents regretted encouraging his artistic pursuits.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Lisa regretted including a ghost pepper in her mother's chili recipe.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Bruno promptly resigned from his position as canine tutor after witnessing Sally's latest artistic calamity.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank, though initially optimistic, later admitted that aerosol doping was really not enhancing his performance.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
As his latest mark spotted the hand job payment clause in the service contract prior to signing, Steve had to make a quick exit.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
To her dismay, Julie found that reaching for cups did not get easier with age.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ken was that friend who always had to point out his favorite parts.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Some would say Chris didn't try hard enough to find Billy, but Tony was pretty awesome too.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The houseplant just wanted to play some ball, but Tom wasn't having it.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It came as no surprise to Jane that Ken didn't take kindly to horticultural marriage therapy.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frustrated by the bubble's refusal to pop, Esther resolved to win the battle by any means necessary.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hairpin manufacturers could never learn of Bobbi's painful secret.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Luckily, Taylor had already turned Tutorial Mode on before the home invasion began.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The creators of Magic Eye were confident their new magazine would emulate the resurgence of 3D films.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Karen would have to move quickly to the waiting cab, as she knew John would eventually figure out how the magnetic locks worked.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Rob's morning routine always started his days off right.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mike wondered how much longer his wife would be gone as he brought out Jackie's dinner.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The time for Baxter's revenge on Cassie for the hair bows finally came.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Roger would never divulge the secret to his shiny teeth.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan's family couldn't figure out why her latest batch of brownies smelled faintly of bleach.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After Thelma foiled his handjob plan, John explained the hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket was a product defect.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
As Tanya accepted only bottled water as payment for picking up the kids, Sarah would have to find her own way home.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Having never learned to dance standing up, Ted had to improvise. Alice just went with it.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Katie - Dr. Smith assured me this new touch therapy device would restore feeling in your hands in time for Christmas!8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sally would ensure her family didn't criticize her pot roast recipe again.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After Will left her, Jenny became attached to the only one who comforted her - the pillow.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jen needed only one more dollar for home school lunch, but Kevin had other plans for his money.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
EA's newest release, Favre NFL 16, wasn't selling very well. Critics felt there was too much focus on player training and stats.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago