Jim forgave his wife for her one-time affair but he would be damned if he had to treat that kid the same as his own.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Wait a minute, your profile said those were larger. What are those sad things? No don't try to hide them now, this date is over.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The worst thing about identity thieves is how stealthy they are.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank was a career criminal looking for an easy target. It wasn't until he felt the wind on his head that he was reminded of his sudden hair loss.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
As Laura began to use her new toy, she hoped it would be big enough to finally give her the pleasure she so desperately desired.6yr ⋅ Marioaddict ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After Mark's mom died from an allergic reaction to shrimp, he decided to give the shrimp a taste of their own medicine and record their tiny screams.5yr ⋅ AwrySeal ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tired of being married to a bowl of cheese puffs, John made it look like an accident.2yr ⋅ PaleBlueMeanie ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Is your dumb kid sad because nobody bullies them? Fuckin' glue some paint to their head6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Just the bare thought of Jacob trimming bush was enough to do it for Maggie.1yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tom finally decided he was going to end his obsession with having sex with random objects filled with water7yr ⋅ moremase ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
While Harold thought it was odd to see a pen attending church, he did think it was very Christian of Sylvia to hold it up so it could see2yr ⋅ PixelPirate_ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Grandma has a particular set of skills, skills that allow her to track down any mother fucker that cuts in line.3yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jennifer's tasteful use of blackface wasn't appreciated at work but she knew no one could judge her at home6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan was on her first date after the divorce. She unfortunately didn't understand her friend's advice to 'shake her goods' to impress her date.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Not only will Tesla’s next gen car cook your breakfast, it will also quickly & painfully teleport you to your destination.6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
“Oh my GOSH, Babe!! You’ve accidentally uploaded your nudes AGAIN!”3yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dylan's addiction to Robitussin was affecting his state of mind but his mother was tired of mopping the floors6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
New Conservative Research for at Home Treatments of Covid19 Symptoms - Waterboarding2yr ⋅ pencer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
These uncut-able gloves were interfering with John and Caryns self harming tendencies6yr ⋅ slyhell ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Steve always knew his daughter was colorblind, but he never knew he could catch it from her.7yr ⋅ gamewizard64 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Unfortunately, Dennis could never enjoy his favorite tv show due to a blinding flash of light that would ignite in front of his face every 6 seconds.1yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Unfortunately the Shih Tzu was significantly larger than the goldfish, but by golly they would be together forever in pet heaven.4yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Greg was not called back to play 'athletic businessman' ever again.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Barbara had a craving for McDonalds BBQ sauce and she knew just where to find it5yr ⋅ ironfist221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Are the kids bored? Do you want to keep them happy for hours on end? Babysitting just got a lot easier thanks to Shrooms for KidsTM! Watch as the kids can now see, feel, and taste colors!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
UGH! If only there was some way to bring your foot closer to your body!7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Darren's choice of prep material for his big interview with Fox News was unfortunately not quite what he needed to nail it2yr ⋅ Camsy34 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When you suddenly realize that putting your grandchildren up for adoption is still not legal6yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kim’s flopping to avoid playtime with the kids was getting out of control6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
They told Terrance that you couldn't open an assisted suicide clinic, but Terrance knew that in America, you could do anything7yr ⋅ frezik ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
At least you didn't have to scroll through a life story to get the recipe for basic bitch.3yr ⋅ pencer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Uncle Tom knew the shed would be safe but unfortunately the snakes were waiting1yr ⋅ campfirecrucifix ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I know my rights. You can't do anything to me. I'm an unstoppable vaping ahole.7yr ⋅ Marchin_on ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Oh no, I guess I have to leave this horrible party that I hate.2yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Geoff couldn’t believe that Mom wanted her ashes scattered where he was drunkenly conceived7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Are you fat? Bet you never tried rotating clockwise huh, dummy?6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In case of patriotic emergency, tear apart bear and hug the flag.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Are you tired of Meth ruining your teeth? We here at Nabisco have heard your concerns. Introducing ...OREO toothpaste!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Always a hit with sightseers, the friendly North American Gary is known for its superior sight and hearing.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Nothing can prepare a parent for the horror of discovering your child has built their first meth lab6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Cosmetics Sales Drop as Doctors Warn to Not Touch Your Face during Corona Outbreak4yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan's attempts to stop snacking were all in vain. No one could keep her out of the kitchen, not even herself3yr ⋅ Dadadum_ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After all these years, he finally tracked down the coconut that killed his family.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
And now... we'll reveal the name of the murderer! *gasp* it's patrick!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kristen's date had been perfect until Jeff realized that deep down he was actually gay.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Stop saying the police in America are biased! Here's video proof that they go after all colors6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Despite the recent discovery of his ex wife’s love affair, Marks artistic side was really starting to shine!4yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
“I don’t care if the damn dog has super powers or not! Let’s see him survive his next vet visit.”3yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Greg's acting career never took off despite his groundbreaking performance as 'Large Fat Man'.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Darren quickly realized that being a step dad wasn’t as cracked up to be as he originally thought.1yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Workers for the National Motion Sickness Hotline know that empathy is the key to success.7yr ⋅ rambos_left_bicep ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Glenda was disappointed to learn that showing off the goods just doesn't cut it anymore, as her date, Clive, wasn't havin' any of it.2mo ⋅ Kir0v ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After starting his new gym regimen Tim was not sure how to handle his new-found strength.6yr ⋅ Dalannar ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After getting fired from work, Amy found solace in knowing her prized egg was still safe in her car.5yr ⋅ gamewizard64 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Contrary to popular belief, the mood was quite upbeat during the Jonestown massacre.7yr ⋅ sintos-compa ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Joanna’s addiction to violent video games helped her IRL melee skills6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kevin's amazing technology, which would deep-suction your down doots and magically heat forge them into up doots, was unfortunately banned by the admins for being a karma farming no-no.5yr ⋅ masstrip ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Samantha immediately regretted going through her son’s reddit account and would call the therapist first thing Monday2yr ⋅ VaporWavePanda ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
We can't have a drinking problem if we don't have a problem drinking right? Haha *click*6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With thanksgiving coming up, Mark had to practice for his mother in law's arrival3yr ⋅ Dadadum_ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Patient Jacob Dolan, with his bubbly laughter, tiny fingers & heartwarming smile, was deemed a danger to himself and society, and sentenced to solitary confinement until Puberty6yr ⋅ ILoveRegenHealth ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Conner never watched another game with his dad again. In fact he never watched another game at all.7yr ⋅ love_the_heat ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sometimes, in moments of anger like this, Alex has the uncontrollable tendency to move soap with his mind.1yr ⋅ DylanMc6 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank was fucking done with epileptics breaking into his house.7yr ⋅ JustaFleshW0und ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Nancy’s first day at Starbucks: “Grande mocha, ready at the bar!”7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Have you ever wanted to be a paraplegic, or maybe even dead? Call our office for a free estimate to have your neck broken! We have a special on limb- breaking for just $499.99 (Doctors hate us)1mo ⋅ Kir0v ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Not even a would-be attacker could take Monica's beloved vibrator away from her6yr ⋅ exoxe ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Danielle couldn’t admit the AR-15 she ordered from China wasn’t the real deal7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Brenda didn't regret choosing her career over having children one bit.7yr ⋅ rambos_left_bicep ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Thanks to AT&T and Comcast's lobbying to destroy internet freedoms, Mary couldn't afford Netflix anymore and had to watch boring-ass local news6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hey VSauce, Michael here. This guy's dick is tiny. ...or is it?6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Are you tired of trying to keep it together? Well now you can have that I'm one bad day away from losing it look in just minutes!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jimmy's newly founded Mafia family was tight on funds so they had to settle on knock-off weapons which didn't quite pack the same punch.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After stepping on LEGOs for years, John decided it was time to take it to the next level.6yr ⋅ Sporty_Cunt ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ken didn’t need the iron to be plugged in as he was about to straighten this bitch out either way3yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
For no real reason, Teddy set up his ladder at a stupid angle and proceeded to start some stupid shit.5yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
John just couldn't figure out who kept honking at him. He checked his mirror and there's NO ONE IN SIGHT!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Luckily, Nick saved his receipt and would promptly return the Christmas lights back to the Dollar General.1yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Karen's husband noticed her showers were taking longer and longer. He didn't mind because for some reason it seemed to make her really, really happy.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dr. Johnson's medical license was revoked shortly after presenting his cost-saving circumcision machine to the medical board.5yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Goodnight honey. Goodnight reality-based human. Do not move my hands.6yr ⋅ fattybunter ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After her father had died in a tragic maki accident, Julia swore to disassemble all the sushi in the world, one at a time6yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Cathy wasn't about to let a little thing like rehab keep her from vodka.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Petitions to remove the “I am not a robot” captcha were finally starting to gain some traction.2yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Now with our new patented technology, you'll never have to worry about parking ever again! Just make your own space!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susie's babysitter could only watch in horror as she heard little Susie let out an unforgettable, Ah Fuck!6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Michael shows the hallucinogenic effects created by compressing his patented HighAFPillow6yr ⋅ markeees ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Michael shows his wife his latest magic trick while installing their new electrical outlet.4yr ⋅ BoogsterSU2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank had disabled the safety and his final prank was set. Susan never walked the same after that fateful day.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kelly conceals her plastic shiv in her hair to avoid traditional pat-downs.7yr ⋅ love_the_heat ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Once the rumba took care of the murder evidence. It was time to take care of the rumba.6yr ⋅ Dan_Esp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
And just like that, Gary’s dream of eating an entire family sized bag of cheese doodles would go unfulfilled.2yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
LPT: A hose on the tailpipe can direct soothing carbon monoxide back into the car cabin to help your kids get a nice long nap!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Everyone talks about the scary monsters under the bed, but no one talks about the compulsive helpers under the sink3yr ⋅ Dan_Esp ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Candace knew exactly which side of the family she inherited her brittle molars from.7yr ⋅ MattheJ1 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
John stares lustfully into your eyes, mentally willing his billowy top to open, showing submissiveness1yr ⋅ leo_cor63 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When Larry told Suzy I'm gonna stretch out that tight little fanny, this was not what she had in mind6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Nick firmly believed that stupid concepts like Dimensions or Geometry are fake news5yr ⋅ NotTooPurple ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Like his alcoholic father, impressionable Brandon chose an “ugly, money-hungry pig” to be his closest companion6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Martha's ghost, although less intimidating due to her appearance at death, sought revenge against any who dared enter her home6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
As her way of coping with all of these losers, Chelsea’s Snapchat filter addiction was becoming increasingly noticeable.3yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With her husband away on work, Wendy found someone else to motorboat those melons4yr ⋅ sodapopbob ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The clock was actually quite convincing while spilling the pastors secrets to his wife.4yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
