Let’s all get close for the cameras as this Coronavirus Stimulus Bill gets signed.4yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/facepalm
The worst thing about identity thieves is how stealthy they are.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
UGH! If only there was some way to bring your foot closer to your body!7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Oh no, I guess I have to leave this horrible party that I hate.2yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Always a hit with sightseers, the friendly North American Gary is known for its superior sight and hearing.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After all these years, he finally tracked down the coconut that killed his family.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Cathy wasn't about to let a little thing like rehab keep her from vodka.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
And just like that, Gary’s dream of eating an entire family sized bag of cheese doodles would go unfulfilled.2yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
But I can't unplug Mr. Coffee Pot or Mr. Toaster, NO NO NO NO NO!6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Fine, I guess I'll just have to fight off the zombies with this iron.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Oh no, someone has stolen the oxy and it was probably me!2yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The spirits in Greg's house were angered by his horrific dancing.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mommy, Mommy I want brownies, well here they are you stupid little turds.3yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Goes out all night, wants me to make breakfast. Hope you choke on it.2yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kyle used his telekinetic powers for minor evils, like ruining Bill from accounting's shirt at the office party.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kelly figured out that it's not cheating on your diet if you just taste the bacon.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Oh no, can't see shit. Better keep driving my large vehicle.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Maybe now people will pay attention to things like unending war and NSA spying on the public.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If only they made pants that allowed you to somehow store commonly used items.8yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
PSA: Every day millions of teens are in danger of taking bad selfies. Learn to recognize the signs of screen recognition disorder and do your part.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kathy knew that the best part about day drinking was that nobody had to know.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Always remember to leave your mouse in safe mode. Accident prevention begins with you.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Gertrude could no longer stomach the horrors of everyday life.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
First the divorce and now this, even Madison's groceries were trying to leave her.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
She had always referred to what she did in the bathroom as her makeup ritual, but he finally learned it wasn't just a phrase.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
And just like that, Mark's special rainy day hot dogs were ruined.8yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Phil's true passion, slapping and groping really wet things.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
COVID19 doesn’t watch Fox News - stress this to the boomers in your life.4yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/facepalm
Captain Kirk may have been a legend in the fleet, but his cooking was so bad that his children would often teleport back to Mom's house.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Yeah, I'd love to help you beat cancer, but you need to stop leaving these disgusting messages for my assistant. Don't pretend it's not you.8yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
John knew his password was just one letter, but he couldn't remember which one.8yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Midas had his golden touch, but not Debbie. Debbie has cardboard chomp.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
No one warned him about gas cans when he bought a house. They change sizes, shake uncontrollably and for what? So you can mow a yard the kids won't even play in?6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
And here we see the elusive chicken nugget in its natural habitat.4yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The stench of death was overwhelming and the oven was never quite the same, but it was still cheaper than a divorce.8yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
What the fuck happened to my life? I went to college, played by their rules and here I am eating another goddamn bowl of Ramen because its $.10 a package. FUCK. I'm 35! This shit isn't funny anymore.10yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Don't let the fancy degrees and books fool you, scientists use magic to invent things.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Someone lost their internship at CNN and got sent directly to horny jail.1yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/facepalm
Mission Objective: To Party / Step One Complete: Acquire Location. Map updated.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Once again, Grandpa stubs his toe on the psychic energy surrounding the haunted pirate treasure chest.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Oathkeeper Leader’s Kids speak out against him, one is wearing an LPOTL shirt.2yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/LPOTL
Natalie was found smearing fecal matter all over the house, chanting to herself. Her break with reality was complete.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
No cookies huh? I'd hate for something bad to happen to this gate.8yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Marta was cursed with a short lap and terrible typing skills.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I thought I'd finish this presentation on the plane, but then I took all that Valium to stop panicking. Shit. Shit. Shit.9yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
