Ellie just shoved her sandwich in her bag without wrapping it up

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DrDisrespect and Timthetatman square off

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How to get away with being late to work

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Jon Arbuckle: The original mad lad

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I collect sweaters (have 158 of them) so I've started trying recreate my favorites in the game. Here are two of them so far.

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I was rewatching Rebirth and noticed Bender has two eyes when exiting the Cyclopange

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Gulliver isn't even trying to hide his drinking problem anymore

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Last week Flork opened up a few commission slots and I reached out for one. I never expected this response and I just wanted to share what an amazing and kind person Flork is.

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It's Flork's birthday today, happy birthday Flork!

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Junior year of high school I thought of myself as a tortured writer/poet that nobody understood. I edited this picture thinking it made me look deep and complex and used it as a profile picture on my Xanga, where I would post my cringy poetry. (Bonus blunders in comments)

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Abuela contra el diablo

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This was all I could think of whenever I saw these guys

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Jesus Christ

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Anon on the Oregon shootings and 4chan's birthday

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Pour one for the homies I've lost in the HOA after they moved away

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My friend doesn't really use reddit, but I wanted to share the Japanese restaurant and bathhouse she created, because I think it's pretty cool

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Little Suzie suffered from a severe case of what medical experts called butterfingers.

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My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns, hun.

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Made me happy to see that Barbara was not forgotten in this season

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Finally, I can watch Backdoor Beauties 15 in peace, while the wife reads 50 Shades of Grey before we go to bed!

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Hey man you see that plushie over there

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Something I noticed, when they are first watching Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron it shows as being posted by Alfred then later it switches

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These are ticket stubs I've saved after going to movie theaters. 181 total, spanning over 20 years.

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Best friends.

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No one had the heart to tell Bob that he wasn't the grillmaster he thought himself to be.

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[The Simpsons] The Home Wreckers bowling team is made up of all the people that tried to seduce Homer and Marge.

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I made my lirikH holiday sweater in Animal Crossing

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I hope this is okay, but The Game of Life: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Edition is currently only $6 on Amazon in the U.S.

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In Parks and Recreation the laptop case that Mark gave Ann in S02E12 for Christmas is still being used by her in S04E01

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Hey man you see that tattoo over there...

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Mary learned the hard way that chopping up the body would not make it any easier for her to dispose of it in the ocean.

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I gave CJ 3 blue marlins for a model and I gotta say, I was expecting something a little bigger

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I swear, one of these days, I'm going to kill you Bob.

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[House M.D.] Dr. Remy Hadley is given the nickname Thirteen when we are first introduced to her and she continues to be called that throughout the series. Her hospital ID badge actually says Dr. Thirteen because of this.

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WHOA!! Where did you come from?

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#SusAnalBumParty

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From Downtown!!!!

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Bill and Ted just didn't understand the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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The Halloween emotes this year are so good, great job Geers!

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Hang on let me just plug in my ph—NOOOO!!!

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Are you kidding me? I'm ALWAYS ready to party!

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I think this Flork of Cows comic fits here well

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Don't hate what you can't imitate #swag

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What did I ever do to deserve this?

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They're not tricks, Michael, they're illusions.

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Fast chair tosser (x-post from /r/oddlysatisfying)

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I accept my fate.

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Grillin' Ain't Easy.

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Play it off (xpost from /r/slygifs)

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OH NO! I lost my iPhone!! It's a good thing that I put my cell phone number on it!

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Why hammer, WHY!?!?

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Genie, my next wish is for you to find my glasses.

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Puck you, miss.

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One of my favorite scenes from American Dad!

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MRW I’m an android that requires human contact in order to be fully operational

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He's the opposite of Tim Howard

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Who invited this uppity bitch?

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Oopsie Daisy!

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[No Spoilers] Watching Vikings for the first time and I just could not get over how much Bjorn reminded me of Brad Taylor from Home Improvement with that haircut.

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The laptop case that Mark gave Ann in S02E12 for Christmas can be seen again in S04E01

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Suzie's mom tried to be supportive of her daughter's strange obsession with colored liquids.

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In Grimm s04e01 a monster with an octopus-like head uses his tentacles to knock away a plank of wood that fell on his victim's head during a struggle.

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OP delivers a viking funeral for a rat.

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It's a wrench, ya dumbass!

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This sums up how the Google+ and YouTube integration went.

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I should not have gotten drunk before the gym.

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I think the acid's kicking in...

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Oh, great dark lord Satan. I summon your power to make my azaleas bloom before the neighborhood garden walk tomorrow.

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Listen, Toots, I'll smoke where I want. You comprende?

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Girl gets a bald spot

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Just 5 minutes a day and in less than 2 weeks you'll be able to walk on Legos without ANY pain!!

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Guess I'm stuck in middle...

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Mary still dreams of becoming a superhero.

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Lirik portrait from today's stream

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Oh, you wanted your burger on flat bread? OKAY, I'LL FIX THAT RIGHT UP!!

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... but now I can teach Sheila, the homewrecking skank from across the street that slept with my husband, a lesson without ever leaving the house!

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Tall man drives small car

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After receiving a letter of apology, the gypsy finally lifted her curse on the Miller family.

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She was a great mistress, but a terrible cleaning lady.

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You know, for science.

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Little Timmy's accidents were starting to become a big problem.

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How did one bag of groceries end up costing $2,000?!?

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In 30 Rock Liz gets hits on by a construction worker, the same one that hits on Kimmy in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Great, now that she's asleep I can finally finish watching Backdoor Beauties 37.

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Honey, have you seen my glasses?

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Catnip is a hell of a drug

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A coworker took the day off and another coworker decided to pull one of the best pranks by packing all his stuff in a box and having the VP of our department set up an 8:30am meeting with him. (full story in the comments)

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HMC while I crush these cans with my chest

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Don't you just HATE when you're being haunted by money?

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Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.

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Well, as you know, I'm a master of disguise.

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Sexiled again... #fml

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It's so hard to make the voices stop.

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I'm a pretty. I'm a pretty girl, mama.

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Google Photos (xpost from /r/CorporateFacepalm)

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Saw this sleepy guy at the Lincoln Park Zoo yesterday

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Curses, foiled again!

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Jerry just didn't understand today's music.

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Don't you see little Maria? It says it right here, A-D-O-P-T-E-D

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Look Ma, no hands!

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Today is my 32nd birthday, so here's a throwback to college when I attended my first wedding as an adult and experienced my first open bar. My eyes typically look in same direction.

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That's a nice hair dryer you've got there. It'd be a shame if something bad happened to it...

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Jerry's new glasses did nothing to improve his hand-eye coordination.

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Charlie loved his new suit, but he couldn't figure out why the pants kept mysteriously catching on fire.

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The Day After Tomorrow

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Sushi burrito (The orange outside is made of Doritos)

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Can you hear me now?

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Footballer Jay Rodriguez's dad calls out twitter rumours (xpost from /r/quityourbullshit)

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Glasses for making it look like you're wide awake.

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