Not only will Tesla’s next gen car cook your breakfast, it will also quickly & painfully teleport you to your destination.6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kim’s flopping to avoid playtime with the kids was getting out of control6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Geoff couldn’t believe that Mom wanted her ashes scattered where he was drunkenly conceived7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Joanna’s addiction to violent video games helped her IRL melee skills6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Nancy’s first day at Starbucks: “Grande mocha, ready at the bar!”7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Danielle couldn’t admit the AR-15 she ordered from China wasn’t the real deal7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
For no real reason, Teddy set up his ladder at a stupid angle and proceeded to start some stupid shit.5yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Like his alcoholic father, impressionable Brandon chose an “ugly, money-hungry pig” to be his closest companion6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
If we complained when Dad farted, he’s beat us. I hated my family and those fucking protein shakes.6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
♫♫ I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh ♫♫6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With no budget, Samuel, the local university's new bowel professor, had the worst visual aids6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Big Aunt Patti pathetically mocked her nephew’s braces as she inhaled the pie in front of her disgusted in-laws7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sugar Pie, you best shut that sassy mouth before I beat your bitch ass to death in front of your brainless friends6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hey, loser kids! Give your boring factory ride a shitty car mod & start giving zero fucks now!6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Lady, don’t even START yappin bout your “bad day”. Gimmie a dollar and step the fuck BACK!6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dale The Goblin hated his new job of cleaning up after a night of varmint smashing in the trash1yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Once Andy was good and dismembered, Monique had to permanently dispose of the murder weapons7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Moron Jones isn’t sure it’s the right chair, but he also can’t sleep with the lights on.6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After Butterfingers Cory's accident, it took months of psyche rehab and gallons of glue to get him back on his Harley6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Too lazy to learn sign language, Josiah overacted his concerns about his deaf father’s drinking addiction7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After taking out all of the noisy bitches on the plane, Candice tried a little too hard to look innocent.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
To keep her from interrupting the World Series, Tammy’s husband soaked her brush in a heat-activated glue.6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ya stupid jackass, this one’s got that smuggled tiger cub from the Berlin Zoo!6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Betty heard that a good, organic scrubbing worked as well as any chemical-based kitchen cleaners4yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When Timmy came home from the playground and asked what “flaccid” meant, Brenda and Will struggled to come up with SFW visual aids7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After finally making her laugh with a Bernie Mac joke, Fred memorized more stand up comedy clips for their next date.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Greg didn’t regret modifying his jacuzzi with a fast-acting “Shut the Fuck Up” emitter7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hutch will tell anybody the details about the fat hooker he brought home last year.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jared the perv loved edging his neighbor’s fence because, unlike that ho, the fence edged him back5yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Not everything metal is animal vs animal. Here is one tree growing around a completely different tree.3yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/natureismetal
Wilford Brimley attacked from behind for accidentally wearing gang member colors in the wrong part of town (2020)4yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Klara’s husband thinks it’s funny to hide mouse turds in the rice, but the joke’s on him because vacuuming is HIS goddamn job7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The end of an era. This screen signaled the moment the Armored Core: Verdict Day server went down1mo ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/armoredcore
Tony realized the spark was gone when Gina started looking at the razor the way she used to look at him8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It only took four minutes before Jeff concluded this 'Miyagi' guy was just a con artist7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The dog in black fled around the boulder, and the dusckslinger followed.8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/reallifedoodles
Struggling to recover from his armed robbery habit, Jesse the Thief kind of fell off the wagon when he stole a jar of road hazards from the tire shop with a chubby screwdriver3yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Billy had a clever way of telling his dad to get his own goddamn drink7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ron misunderstood why a crowd of pretty ladies gathered so quickly at the hairstylist’s “What NOT To Do” seminar7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Despite his enthusiasm, Mark’s science fair project on aquariums only left the judges scratching their heads7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It was excruciating for Denise Quade to pull the bug out of her neck with the ’self-guiding’ device6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Since childhood, James had always hated being “it” for hide and seek8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Wendy uses her coffee frother in the jail ramen to add both flavor and visual appeal7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When confronted by a journalist with phone video evidence, Cheryl denied disposing of her ex’s body in the lake and awkwardly blamed it on her “twin sister.”7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jersey Jen would only go out in public after she bought a pair of ‘Ugly People’ filters7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Be careful out there -- I found one of these in my kid's Halloween candy6mo ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/armoredcore
MRW I'm a Zuckbot and my droid ladyfriend calls me 3PO during sexy time4yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
William had an unorthodox method for punishing his horny and out-of-control left hand8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When she assails Trump for not releasing tax returns but won't release her Wall Street speech transcripts8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/HillaryForPrison
Eddie felt that extremists who shot burger lovers were taking their vegan agenda too far.6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Shoving shit into the hole always helped Gretchen find lost items7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Not only was Dave in the doghouse, his old lady made him wash the dirty dishes outside, too7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The blue team fumbled the ball and lost the game when stupid Hank dropped the lucky dip.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After an evening of WWE binge-watching, Bill and Susan had synchronized dreams about mercilessly tag-teaming the pillows8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jerry’s razor-sharp karate reflexes took over when his car started kicking his ass.8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The only way Doug could keep his mind off of his waistline was to watch ‘The Disorderlies’ every time he snacked.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It was at that moment that Jimmy swore he’d never let Vincent borrow his car again.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
F.O.R. pete's sake, it took me long enough. A premonition for the ages, or sheer coincidence?1yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/armoredcore
The most dedicated fanbase in gaming shouldn't be so salty towards each other1yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/armoredcore
Sadly, Janice’s head lice paranoia worsened with each eyes-and-mouth-wide-open layer of roach spray8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Let's show brother bison, our newly crowned and thriving National Mammal, some love!8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/MURICA