This just popped up on my Facebook feed. Whatever life choices led me to this occurrence, I regret them.4yr ⋅ FutileLegend ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A neighbor bought a bunch of swords at a garage sale and I offered to clean them up. These were two of the nicer ones.2yr ⋅ ChatarraCrow ⋅ r/mallninjashit
It's called a Rainbow Tactical Ninja Sword. It's absurdly mall ninja.2yr ⋅ CleverFoolOfEarth ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Would anyone actually use these cargo socks? It has 6 pairs in the box perfect for a working week. Could be a neat EDC addition.1yr ⋅ Budget-Ice-Machine ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Saw it at the store and couldn’t pass it up. Expired butterfinger for scale3yr ⋅ ZachLemur ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Yeah lets just sell a knife that's illegal in war, and is completely impractical for anything other than stabbing5yr ⋅ TheRealTreezus ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Not sure if this qualifies, but the store sold a lot of silly shit worse than this.5yr ⋅ chisana_nyu ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When you gotta have tea with grandma at 6 but also have to fight yakuza at 71yr ⋅ PipingDisagree43 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Caught this in my email from my ninja days, They won't even see it coming!4yr ⋅ K0W ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Texas mall ninja taking full advantage of new open carry blade laws6yr ⋅ MuhammadDanish262 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This is 100% banned by the Geneva Convention and is a super duper duper deadly blade! I know cuz the salesmen told me so!1yr ⋅ Cerisbeech ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Phhh your Swiss army knife has 5 blades, the ‘Knife Angel’ sculpture has 100,000 knives collected by the police1yr ⋅ postalCgs287 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
1d10 bludgeoning damaging with +5 cholesterol and 1d6 sodium damage1yr ⋅ monodicAutonomy81 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My mom greeting me with my entire knife collection from when I was 165yr ⋅ KennethPowersIII ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This was also in one of those dumbass top 5 deadliest weapons videos...5yr ⋅ Lemak0 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Hehe, lucky you, kiddo; you get to see 10 % of my power before you die. Not too many get that far.1yr ⋅ PYROxSYCO ⋅ r/mallninjashit
From the TSA instagram. Flight guest tried to declare this as a letter opener...8yr ⋅ -E3000- ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I already posted my room here half a year ago. Now it's time for updates2yr ⋅ moviefactoryyt ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Open sword carry in Texas.. time to move. Ps I dont really get the tweet.5yr ⋅ teebone954 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
PSA: Never trust this type of ad on social networks. Last month I tried to buy from one of this web site cause of a bet made with one of you guys, knowing well it was a scam, and if wasn't for my bank I would never been refund.3yr ⋅ MacCigo ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A Holy Water Sprinkler (Mace Pistol) once carried by King Henry the VIII, one of the original Mall Ninjas.4yr ⋅ OmegaLiquidX ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Don’t you dare try to exit the “not an exit door” with this guy around.1yr ⋅ scorpionewmoon ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Madison Cawthorn with his security detail, mall ninja John Whick1yr ⋅ Emotional_Database53 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just your average mall ninja, reviewing a Gerber box-knife that saved his life.1yr ⋅ destroyah289 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Seen on my commute. Beware, do NOT mess with this jeep! You've been warned.1yr ⋅ pilly-bilgrim ⋅ r/mallninjashit