I just found this while moving and I was/am a mall ninja, in the worst way. Please send help.1yr ⋅ Austinmac0 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I don’t know if this has been posted here before, but I can’t pass up the opportunity1yr ⋅ mademaoyi ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Another mall ninja posting their $15 collection on r/knives. I think making a board to hang them all on makes it worse1yr ⋅ Gold-Luck-6435 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I bought a mystery box with two knives. One is a simple fold out knife. The other...4yr ⋅ TimmaDee ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My homemade sickle weapon. One could say that it looks, sick-le 😎2yr ⋅ John_Free_Thinker ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Flowers are so cliche, here's how you really win a girl's heart5yr ⋅ TheAceOfHearts ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The Trojan Ballistics Suit of Armor, which bankrupted its creator and came out looking like an off-brand robocop2yr ⋅ TheAnyKeyIsBack ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This is Dragon. He has a secret dojo and knows an unnerving amount of random facts about Air Force history including skunkworks.1yr ⋅ AdequateMedia ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Getting this for self defense, neighborhood is getting seriously dangerous5yr ⋅ markomailey2018 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Nothing like a good old self defense pen with a tip that still stabs your attackers eye even if you miss (as seen on Amazon)2yr ⋅ f4str4ck ⋅ r/mallninjashit
You guys weren't helpful yesterday with my pistol bayonet, but here's your chance at REDEMPTION4yr ⋅ AmeriJar ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This flail i forgot i owned. If you make ANY attempts to seriously swing it the....thingies...fly off.4yr ⋅ Ionsife ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Me and my homemade wooden mace. The video on how I made it is done and I will upload it later.2yr ⋅ John_Free_Thinker ⋅ r/mallninjashit
(43 years old) Cleaning out my dads house, here’s a bunch of my wasted youth...3yr ⋅ Moeasfuck ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This was posted my a friend who can only kill spiders with brooms while crying5yr ⋅ mammothman64 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My homemade tiger claws I made out of stuff I bought from the $1 store2yr ⋅ John_Free_Thinker ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I just learned that Michigan has a special Mall Ninja Unit. Meal Team Six.4yr ⋅ MrMarez ⋅ r/mallninjashit
You can't hit what you can't catch. (xpost justneckbeardthings)6yr ⋅ mysticalmisogynistic ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This seems more mall commando but I’d thought I’d put this up here anyway.3yr ⋅ cigarandcreamsoda ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Me at the midnight release of KH3. It smelled like corn and fish inside of that crowded gamestop. Turns out, I was the mall ninja that night....5yr ⋅ fiimion ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When you follow #swords on Instagram, you sometimes see this crap2yr ⋅ TheBassClarinetBoy ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The spring assisted knife I chose for cub scouts when I was like 92yr ⋅ VolumeOfSound ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Was drinking when i ordered my groceries and ended up with this too2yr ⋅ Rudyscrazy1 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Didn’t know Midway USA wanted to be included on our sub. Anyways, here they are!2yr ⋅ Austinmac0 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Woke up to this infomercial on the Tv...It’s called Bladefest4yr ⋅ UndercoverScumbag ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Mall Ninja Food - I didn't notice until I was reading the instructions5yr ⋅ Chavaon ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Elegant knife, intact, antique Egyptian knife from a knife store in France. $300 for a dull, shitty looking blade3yr ⋅ Sakswa ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Rediscovered this thing someone thought would make a cool Christmas gift1yr ⋅ Pale_Horsie ⋅ r/mallninjashit
It’s kind of mall ninja, while at the same time very well made and a solid tool for certain jobs. Mallninja..hit?1yr ⋅ Magnum_Snub ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Had to give this one it’s own post, my own mother bought it for my birthday, so I kinda have to keep it.1yr ⋅ Oliver_the_black ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I went Medieval Times. I’m 36 years old. I’m both embarrassed and unabashedly excited about this3yr ⋅ gwarster ⋅ r/mallninjashit
