Yes. The desert machete. For all the jungle you cut through. In the desert.4yr ⋅ cotchrocket ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Gonna be completely honest and say I'm a bit of a mall ninja, but I bought this specifically for how funny it is. Also if you can't read what it says on the blade, it says I want to do bad things with you. best 7 bucks I've ever spent.4yr ⋅ kaixaxiak ⋅ r/mallninjashit
LPT: When designing a gun locker, use a brand that you know people won't touch...3yr ⋅ chromecarz00 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Phhh your Swiss army knife has 5 blades, the ‘Knife Angel’ sculpture has 100,000 knives collected by the police7yr ⋅ RotaryJihad ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Mall...vikingshit? (Military clothing and effects, fantasy, dragons, swords, knives)3yr ⋅ Ahvier ⋅ r/mallninjashit
In case you need to re-enact “The Night the Reindeer Died” on Christmas morning...2yr ⋅ SafteyReader7337 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
FB groups are ripe for the picking. XD look at my sweet zombie killing blade XD3yr ⋅ Obesescum ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The worst of the worst: combining the weirdest shapes of Bud K’s fantasy knives with shitty American tattoo versions of Japanese and Chinese art. Not even “Mortal Kombat” characters would be caught dead wielding this garbage. And what’s with that weird-ass chain?3yr ⋅ ASAPRockyDennis ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My sister’s friend got married last year and she said she hated the groom. When i asked why, I was shown this cringe. This is their actual wedding ceremony.5yr ⋅ Skinhidingbone ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Apparently the M48 Cyclone, the gold standard of mallninja knives just got new push dagger variation.3yr ⋅ Meuriz ⋅ r/mallninjashit
CMV: Collecting knives/bladed weapons, even if they're only decorative or you think they look awful, isn't inherently cringy. Only acting like a badass is.3yr ⋅ Happony_ ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Not everyone who owns a katana or some other oriental weapon that is extremely difficult to use(mostly all of them) is a mall ninja.4yr ⋅ theflyinghuntsman ⋅ r/mallninjashit
DIY mall ninja shit! Just slapped this bad boy together. Peep the name4yr ⋅ hallo_franz ⋅ r/mallninjashit
These were gifted to me after I learned to throw real playing cards years ago. Took studying the blade to a new level.4yr ⋅ Mechanical_Soft ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The first ever edition of Soldier of Fortune, a monthly magazine aimed at mercenaries (and, more realistically, ASPIRING mercenaries), featured a piece on 'Underwater Knife Fighting Techniques'. (The first and last times that term has ever been used, one would hope)4yr ⋅ Charyion ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Knock off spyderco knife in rainbow: the sharpest metal plus bonus points for funny weed simbol 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣😆😆 in the blade hole witch defeats the purpose of the hole1yr ⋅ Asinochilegge ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When you gotta have tea with grandma at 6 but also have to fight yakuza at 75yr ⋅ T3nd0o ⋅ r/mallninjashit
So a family member just gifted this to me..... I reluctantly accepted 😵😵😵5yr ⋅ Obeywithcaution413 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Blade Claw of Revengeance: +5 Attack +Accepted by the Mall Ninja Clan3yr ⋅ apostrophefz ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My wife got me this many years ago for my birthday. Just found it cleaning my closet. She told me she giggled the entire time she was buying it.1yr ⋅ jamescharisma ⋅ r/mallninjashit
