My partner was gifted this by a retiring employee. Does anyone know what the hell it is?1yr ⋅ KingTroober ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This monstrosity retailed for $620 online... And it sold out.4yr ⋅ greeneyedlookalikes1 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This dude rocks and is sharing his passion/hobby while smiling and having a great time. Even without the sword - his gymnastics and athleticism are very impressive. Not a mall ninja.2yr ⋅ ShortRounnd ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Behold I have discovered the source of all mallninjashit. It is in Toledo, Spain.3yr ⋅ randokomando ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I was pretty excited to get my retro gaming mask in the mail... Until I looked a little closer.4yr ⋅ Cameronoscopy ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This Swede with a bow in his backpack on his way to Ukraine. He'll be POW within hours.2yr ⋅ Unborn_Platypus ⋅ r/mallninjashit
You've seen the mall ninja. You've seen the mall marine. Now ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes upon the mall highlander.5yr ⋅ NeitherExpression ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My school has an exhibit on weapons in its museum. Most of the guns are historically relevant pieces, but what the fuck is that?4yr ⋅ kuangstaaa ⋅ r/mallninjashit
How to get questioned by BPD at the marathon showing up like this as a civilian2yr ⋅ vapeboy1996 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My dad keeps giving me mall ninja shit. That’s a bike light shaped like testicles.3yr ⋅ Armadilloheart ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Decided to sharpen up and test out my eBay Wakizashi, results were as expected.3yr ⋅ Makabajones ⋅ r/mallninjashit
found on Facebook, I like the mix of viking symbol and Bible verses.1yr ⋅ johnnykrat ⋅ r/mallninjashit
For when you absolutely, positively have to kick everyone in the room.4yr ⋅ lemonsarethekey ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Tiger King’s campaign manager was out here protecting his domain in 20174yr ⋅ too-tsunami ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A cyclone push-dagger -- two of the most mall-ninja things ever, combined3yr ⋅ CharlesStross ⋅ r/mallninjashit
dunno if this counts but i found this under a review on etsy and can’t stop thinking about it.....3yr ⋅ soupyspaghettios ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I was packing for a move when I stumbled upon a box of my young adulthood shame.3yr ⋅ mtgfrk ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I got really stoned and ordered this. I am an official mall ninja shit owner.1yr ⋅ oldhonkytonk ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Found over on r/gunporn, thought this might be a better fit.1yr ⋅ Janfredrikjohansen ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A statue of a dragon playing the keytar that we found near a large display of “ceremonial” knives3yr ⋅ Domestica ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Rod of Iron Ministries leader is King of Mall Ninjas. They worship with AR-15's in their church. He's son of the founder of the Moonies.2yr ⋅ crusoe ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Switching to katana is always faster then reloading. In a mall btw3yr ⋅ DaddyIssues007 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Doing a secret santa and this pops up on my giftees wishlist. I’m tempted to buy it and call it a day.2yr ⋅ stucktogether ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Hookah shaped like a M16 rifle (reupload because I’m dumb)1yr ⋅ MaliTheMinecraftCat ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I spent 10 hours at goodwill doing a project for a course. Who the hell donates a fucking sword?! This isn’t a display sword, this thing was SHARP!4yr ⋅ jgould408 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Gecko45 was the original mallninja, and we have fallen far from his teachings.4yr ⋅ analog_jedi ⋅ r/mallninjashit
