When you gotta have tea with grandma at 6 but also have to fight yakuza at 71yr ⋅ pweerman ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Would have been ok but went full blown ninjashit once they mentioned the Nazgul..... one big ass hoodie to rule them all.2yr ⋅ martusfine ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Saw the quad switchblade and I raise you the Glaive from Krull: the original cool-looking, yet useless, mall ninja weapon - even for the hero that used it!3yr ⋅ Saint_Farewell ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Nothin' Says 'Murica like We the People and the 'Murican Flag painted on a weapon!1yr ⋅ Cerisbeech ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This is who you have to fight to become the ultimate mall ninja3yr ⋅ TheDadinomicon ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This goes out to the 2-3XL operator gang at the range. Who needs agility, when you look this kool?1yr ⋅ comawhite12 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Today a man was arrested at Cairo Airport coming from San Francisco as he was carrying all possible prohibited items3yr ⋅ 3askaryyy ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Samurai Scissors...to let people at work know what kind of co-worker they're dealing with.1yr ⋅ 20stfudonny ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The original MallNinja. Dude couldn't even kill a woman with that thing5yr ⋅ YJoseph ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I bought this because it is a functional modern take on an actual WWII weapon, the OSS lapel thumb dagger. Soldiers could sow this into their shirt collar and use it as a last resort. Still, it just feels pretty damn mall ninja lol1yr ⋅ ThisGuyHasABigChode ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When you gotta have tea with grandma at 6 but also have to fight yakuza at 71yr ⋅ SortedEtruria211 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A bagh nakh (tiger claw weapon) with curved blade. India, 19th century [1450x1470]1yr ⋅ fugazilawyer ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Hi, I’m Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner and what better gift to give a loved one, than the Jackhawk 9000!3yr ⋅ Ghoastin ⋅ r/mallninjashit
After years of searching... (sorry for poor quality my phone camera is broken)1yr ⋅ yougaygitrekt ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I got told off for taking pictures, I better get a lot of upvotes for this.5yr ⋅ C_Alcmaeonidae ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Police seize fifteen weap...are you sure this is intellectually honest counting each finger claw knife separately? That's the least of our problems, they've not even the knife model - these aren't even weapons muchless illegal Run the headline anyways? Of course - Amhert NS Police, probably1yr ⋅ bolinggreenmassacre ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Does this fit here? A multi-tool with a 100 blades and a 6 shot revolver.5yr ⋅ ADarkcid ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The NC Dinos received a sword as a gift from one of their sponsors after winning their first Korean Baseball Organization championship today.3yr ⋅ Cotrd_Gram ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I was recently gifted this skull destroyer - can’t wait to bring it to the mall to assist the security guards in keeping order.1yr ⋅ Chemtrail_hollywood ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Came across these while looking for some nail scissors by Wilkinson sword5yr ⋅ Pyromed ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Found this while out for a walk this morning. My first thought was “Oh shit, a murder weapon.” But no, this thing couldn’t cut butter.1yr ⋅ spunkychickpea ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Attempted to translate the original from Hungarian but it wasn't easy. Included some misspellings for flavor as well as the unaltered onomatopoeia at the end3yr ⋅ LGP747 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Found this guy in a FB group bragging about how badass he is.5yr ⋅ accidentalhipster7 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
20 years ago there was a grass fire. Exploring the charred ruins, I found this bad boy stuck in a log.1yr ⋅ simple-alien ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A gauntlet I made in hopes of scholarship money so I can afford to go to SCAD4yr ⋅ macaroni___addict ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just casually walking around one of the most frequented train stations of the country with a sharpened scimitar sticking a foot out.4yr ⋅ Srouawei ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Onward ye Mall Knights of the Templar! Our crusades begin at Cinnabon!3yr ⋅ BrozillianMax ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Mall ninjas and meth dealers. This interesting haul was confiscated last night by the Bath Township police.4yr ⋅ remedialrodeo ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When you want to sign up for the conscription but failed the warm body test.1yr ⋅ MavDrake ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A coworker just posted this in our group chat. She wants to use it as a pizza cutter(!!?)4yr ⋅ ColfaxWadsworth ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Found part of my teenage collection. The compass in the big one... Classy.1yr ⋅ mrAngryMob ⋅ r/mallninjashit
