This old magazine advert prove the mall ninja has been around for awhile.1yr ⋅ Jsimpson059 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Every mall ninja commando needs a scooter vest for fast and stealthy getaways.3yr ⋅ Neon-Predator ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I was told my machete collection belonged here. You guys be the judge.1yr ⋅ DJ_Dedf1sh ⋅ r/mallninjashit
While you were out partying, I was studying the blade. And shredding.4yr ⋅ cancer_dragon ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Me: “What should I do with my paycheck?” Instagram Ad: “Become Legend...in your basement”2yr ⋅ big_papa_geek ⋅ r/mallninjashit
MallNinja Level: Wealthy Dictator -- Saddam Hussein's Gold AK473yr ⋅ FletchForPresident ⋅ r/mallninjashit
In Taiwan there’s a loophole which double edge is illegal but serrated doesn’t count as edge.Sooo here’s a Urban Edge for my Mallninja collection1yr ⋅ Virtual-pornhuber ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A thing my dad gave me because he didn’t want it. Lengthy shit kbar I guess. Might hit the bushes with it someday if I’m real bored.3yr ⋅ Armadilloheart ⋅ r/mallninjashit
First off, I am not a pedophile. But in 2011, I was a mall ninja of cringe.5yr ⋅ cerem86 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Totally 100% BaNnEd By Da GeNoVa CoNvEnTiOn (it's definitely not a marketing scheme, guyz!)5mo ⋅ Cerisbeech ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When your transmission and your love life have one word in common....1yr ⋅ bolinggreenmassacre ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Texas mall ninja taking full advantage of new open carry blade laws7yr ⋅ kickbutt_city ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This throwing star that's been stuck in my childhood bedroom since 20124yr ⋅ rydencyborg ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A knife (and matching collector’s tin) I got at the Iowa State Fair a few years ago5yr ⋅ martelo ⋅ r/mallninjashit
CaveNinjaShit - Crystal dagger uncovered in Spain, dating to around 3.000 BC3yr ⋅ innociv ⋅ r/mallninjashit
One hybrid of foldable knife, kukri and Velociraptor claw please, and make it big. oh and extra EDGE!3yr ⋅ apostrophefz ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Local liquidation store was selling these for $1 each so my brother in law bought 10.4yr ⋅ Joezze ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Yeah I could imagine some neckbeard charging at my truck at 3am with one of these fuckers4yr ⋅ PulseBladeyBoi ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Picture from a garage sale in my area today. Clearly, a scholar of the blade.3yr ⋅ memento_mori_92 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Good thing these mall ninjas are wearing protection, because The Onion is taking shots4yr ⋅ spaceyams ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My Grandpa whooped out a fucking sword to cut his birthday cake, 86 years old.5yr ⋅ HispanicSk8er ⋅ r/mallninjashit
i see your rainbow cutlery and raise you my rainbow bottle opener3yr ⋅ Lauchsuppedeluxe935 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Nunchuck practice this morning. What have you ninjas broke in your training3yr ⋅ reallyfancypens ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Regardless of how you feel about the Bud K. catalog, you have to give them credit for featuring never before seen shapes.3yr ⋅ ASAPRockyDennis ⋅ r/mallninjashit
It's okay if I make you feel like less of a man. It's hard being this sexxy.3yr ⋅ BrainVirus ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Found on the knives subreddit. Someone paid $400 for these, suggesting they probably were used to kill lots of Hamas.3mo ⋅ Wolf_instincts ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Handy guide so you don’t call all your mall ninja shit by the wrong name5yr ⋅ Affliction831 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
so recently a man was beheaded in udaipur india. this was the knife the killers used. the mallninjas in the photo are the killers.1yr ⋅ lazerwarlock ⋅ r/mallninjashit
1d10 bludgeoning damaging with +5 cholesterol and 1d6 sodium damage1yr ⋅ befoggedsound ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When your mom forces you to come upstairs and eat dinner with the family3yr ⋅ also_also_bort ⋅ r/mallninjashit
