These normies don't even know a WW1 German pickelhaube when they see one.5yr ⋅ teebone954 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A security guard from one of the bars at my university this weekend...2yr ⋅ Chatahootchee ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This man is not security or law enforcement, instead he's a self-proclaimed AGENT5yr ⋅ CryptidCodex ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I knew this thing existed! Could never find a picture until recently.3yr ⋅ RadleyCunningham ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Hope this isn’t off-topic but I like how in Mad Max: Fury Road, Max wears one of those paracord bracelets through the whole film, and never finds a good use for it even though he’s in a life-and-death struggle through a post-apocalyptic wasteland.1yr ⋅ belbivfreeordie ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I too was mall-ninja 15 years ago. Me in my homemade armour in 2007.1yr ⋅ thevalahian ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This unit that i saw today at my local walmart (he had even more on the front of him, just wasn’t able to get another picture)1yr ⋅ FallenSkeleton ⋅ r/mallninjashit
“The one who carries a spear is a fool everyday except one” (paraphrased)1yr ⋅ jayp0d ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Idk if this fits the sub but my gf is trying to tell me my knew butterfly trainer looks like some shit from this sub2yr ⋅ The_alchemist667 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
About 70% of this weight is useless and the actual gear that is useful is on the cheap end. Join the National Guard if you want to play Army on the weekends.1yr ⋅ 45and290 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Turns out the Pope is a mall ninja. Found this in the Vatican Museum.3yr ⋅ candf8611 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
You guys remember when America stormed the beaches of Normandy with their Ka-Bar swords?1yr ⋅ RedditBoiYES ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I am a rehabilitated ex mall ninja. This was my room in high school3yr ⋅ nubpwner920 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just in case the south rises again, loses, and you need to commit sepoku.5yr ⋅ teester88 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Amazon has .625 caliber blowguns, I put a laser sight on it too. It’s a blast 🥷2yr ⋅ aust_b ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Buddy, I could have guessed your age based on the knives, no need to tell us.1yr ⋅ theicarusambition ⋅ r/mallninjashit
POV: You are wandering the post apocalyptic wasteland and encounter this lone ronin in the ruins of the Mall of America3yr ⋅ Conor_90 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The Order of the Sword, honorary weapons the military gives itself3yr ⋅ Amateurlapse ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This man is not security or law enforcement, instead he's a self-proclaimed AGENT3yr ⋅ WhileGloomy ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My friend is convinced this is an authentic combat tool lol. Anyway I'm sharing to ask what it says on the edges1mo ⋅ KingsOFcalamity ⋅ r/mallninjashit
In nature, some creatures use bright appearances to warn other animals not to approach4yr ⋅ TheKronk ⋅ r/mallninjashit
R.I.P. to the Mall Ninja supply headquarters of the southeast. China Bazaar,Gatlinburg,Tn1yr ⋅ ConeyIslandWarrior ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When you’ve got hockey practice at 7 but gotta kill an ice dragon at 8 🐉6yr ⋅ not_a_mormon_ ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just rewatched Elysium and realized this guy was peak mallninja.2yr ⋅ RaulTheGhoul28 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Maybe House Commando instead of Mall Ninja, but seems just as silly.1yr ⋅ mrjake118 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I saw this weapon on the kolourco site and had an idea (I'm not sure if memes are allowed here, notify me if I'm wrong)3yr ⋅ BOBOFMEMES ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I thought you guys might appreciate this... my girlfriend's new claymore. 5 feet 4 inches tall, heavy as hell. Both our virginities are safe.6yr ⋅ 060789 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This tactical spear my friend bought while freaking out about coronavirus4yr ⋅ stephendez ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Body armor? Check. Punisher tattoo? Check. Gauntlets with several buckles? Check. Now watch lowlife hoods avoid you on the streets! (X-post from r/ThatHappened)2yr ⋅ fiendzone ⋅ r/mallninjashit
