A security guard from one of the bars at my university this weekend...11mo ⋅ Chatahootchee ⋅ r/mallninjashit
These normies don't even know a WW1 German pickelhaube when they see one.3yr ⋅ teebone954 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This man is not security or law enforcement, instead he's a self-proclaimed AGENT4yr ⋅ CryptidCodex ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I knew this thing existed! Could never find a picture until recently.2yr ⋅ RadleyCunningham ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Turns out the Pope is a mall ninja. Found this in the Vatican Museum.2yr ⋅ candf8611 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I am a rehabilitated ex mall ninja. This was my room in high school1yr ⋅ nubpwner920 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Idk if this fits the sub but my gf is trying to tell me my knew butterfly trainer looks like some shit from this sub3mo ⋅ The_alchemist667 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I too was mall-ninja 15 years ago. Me in my homemade armour in 2007.1mo ⋅ thevalahian ⋅ r/mallninjashit
About 70% of this weight is useless and the actual gear that is useful is on the cheap end. Join the National Guard if you want to play Army on the weekends.3mo ⋅ 45and290 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just in case the south rises again, loses, and you need to commit sepoku.3yr ⋅ teester88 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The Order of the Sword, honorary weapons the military gives itself2yr ⋅ Amateurlapse ⋅ r/mallninjashit
POV: You are wandering the post apocalyptic wasteland and encounter this lone ronin in the ruins of the Mall of America1yr ⋅ Conor_90 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Amazon has .625 caliber blowguns, I put a laser sight on it too. It’s a blast 🥷5mo ⋅ aust_b ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just rewatched Elysium and realized this guy was peak mallninja.10mo ⋅ RaulTheGhoul28 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
In nature, some creatures use bright appearances to warn other animals not to approach3yr ⋅ TheKronk ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I saw this weapon on the kolourco site and had an idea (I'm not sure if memes are allowed here, notify me if I'm wrong)2yr ⋅ BOBOFMEMES ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This tactical spear my friend bought while freaking out about coronavirus2yr ⋅ stephendez ⋅ r/mallninjashit
What better place to demonstrate your devotion to the blade than the conference room of the local Marriott?5yr ⋅ helkar ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When you’ve got hockey practice at 7 but gotta kill an ice dragon at 8 🐉5yr ⋅ not_a_mormon_ ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I thought you guys might appreciate this... my girlfriend's new claymore. 5 feet 4 inches tall, heavy as hell. Both our virginities are safe.4yr ⋅ 060789 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
May I present to you the mall ninja capital, Unique Imports. This is where I work.2yr ⋅ GEARBOXSCREWUP ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Turns out you can hammer down and file floral wire available at the dollar store. I've been making what I call smallninjashit2yr ⋅ ughzubat ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Tactical poncho is nice but the night vision in the middle of the day is just too much1yr ⋅ BlkDwg85 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Weaponized flatware for those arguments over the big piece. - House on the Rock - place is just loaded with content for this sub.1yr ⋅ _OP_is_A_ ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Body armor? Check. Punisher tattoo? Check. Gauntlets with several buckles? Check. Now watch lowlife hoods avoid you on the streets! (X-post from r/ThatHappened)5mo ⋅ fiendzone ⋅ r/mallninjashit
this is one of those things that looks so ridiculous it has to be mall ninja shit9mo ⋅ theGr3ninja ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Coworker found out I was a knife guy. It’s the thought that counts.3yr ⋅ BEANandCHEE ⋅ r/mallninjashit
