This man is not security or law enforcement, instead he's a self-proclaimed AGENT1mo ⋅ Present-Wrangler-615 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
These normies don't even know a WW1 German pickelhaube when they see one.2yr ⋅ teebone954 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This man is not security or law enforcement, instead he's a self-proclaimed AGENT2yr ⋅ CryptidCodex ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I knew this thing existed! Could never find a picture until recently.6mo ⋅ RadleyCunningham ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Turns out the Pope is a mall ninja. Found this in the Vatican Museum.7mo ⋅ candf8611 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
The Order of the Sword, honorary weapons the military gives itself6mo ⋅ Amateurlapse ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Just in case the south rises again, loses, and you need to commit sepoku.2yr ⋅ teester88 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
What better place to demonstrate your devotion to the blade than the conference room of the local Marriott?3yr ⋅ helkar ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This tactical spear my friend bought while freaking out about coronavirus1yr ⋅ stephendez ⋅ r/mallninjashit
In nature, some creatures use bright appearances to warn other animals not to approach1yr ⋅ TheKronk ⋅ r/mallninjashit
May I present to you the mall ninja capital, Unique Imports. This is where I work.1yr ⋅ GEARBOXSCREWUP ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Turns out you can hammer down and file floral wire available at the dollar store. I've been making what I call smallninjashit6mo ⋅ ughzubat ⋅ r/mallninjashit
When you’ve got hockey practice at 7 but gotta kill an ice dragon at 8 🐉3yr ⋅ not_a_mormon_ ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I thought you guys might appreciate this... my girlfriend's new claymore. 5 feet 4 inches tall, heavy as hell. Both our virginities are safe.3yr ⋅ 060789 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Weaponized flatware for those arguments over the big piece. - House on the Rock - place is just loaded with content for this sub.1wk ⋅ _OP_is_A_ ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Coworker found out I was a knife guy. It’s the thought that counts.1yr ⋅ BEANandCHEE ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Suit. Snapback. Fake Oakleys. Kalamazoo. Giant Knife. Mall sword. Bird feeder? Mullet. 2014 was an odd chapter for my best friend Dom & I.1yr ⋅ Nyrradrolyat13 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Taken from a drug bust in Swift Current. Thought it might fit here3mo ⋅ archSkeptic ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I dunno about you guys, but for me, tactical tridents are exciting EDC3mo ⋅ Ponkers ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This monstrosity retailed for $620 online... And it sold out.1yr ⋅ greeneyedlookalikes1 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I was pretty excited to get my retro gaming mask in the mail... Until I looked a little closer.10mo ⋅ Cameronoscopy ⋅ r/mallninjashit
I know what you’re thinking, yes I superliked this man for my friend2yr ⋅ BenKenobi05 ⋅ r/mallninjashit
This knife my mom found in my brother's jacket while doing the laundry1yr ⋅ Ace_Hunter_Erik ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My school has an exhibit on weapons in its museum. Most of the guns are historically relevant pieces, but what the fuck is that?1yr ⋅ kuangstaaa ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My sister’s friend got married last year and she said she hated the groom. When i asked why, I was shown this cringe. This is their actual wedding ceremony.2yr ⋅ Skinhidingbone ⋅ r/mallninjashit
You've seen the mall ninja. You've seen the mall marine. Now ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes upon the mall highlander.2yr ⋅ NeitherExpression ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Tiger King’s campaign manager was out here protecting his domain in 20171yr ⋅ too-tsunami ⋅ r/mallninjashit
A statue of a dragon playing the keytar that we found near a large display of “ceremonial” knives7mo ⋅ Domestica ⋅ r/mallninjashit
dunno if this counts but i found this under a review on etsy and can’t stop thinking about it.....3mo ⋅ soupyspaghettios ⋅ r/mallninjashit
