Calling the emergency line to complain about an actual emergency.2yr ⋅ hermitmike ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Man offers to help the elderly with Christmas cards but loots them instead.4mo ⋅ hermitmike ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
You're talking about me in Morse code. Well, you know what? Joke's on you 'cause I know Morse code. Ha!1yr ⋅ hermitmike ⋅ r/coolguides