You've seen the mall ninja. You've seen the mall marine. Now ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes upon the mall highlander.

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A Mall Ninja Tattoo

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They're evolving... introducing the Mall Marine

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For the steampunk mall ninja

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When you want to be Leonidas but you're really Leonard

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I emotionally hurt someone else = white man's fault

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With John Wick 3 coming out, I think we'll be seeing an increase in mallwicks

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When you watch Naruto and listen to metal and REALLY want people to know.

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Thanks, CS:GO, for turning a relatively obscure Indonesian Silat knife into prime mall ninja shit

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Edgy to the bone

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For when the AC wrist blade just isn't edgy enough

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M'lady at the 7/11 needs to be rescued!

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How would someone even use this? Comment your theories.

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A guy I know uploaded this. I cringed pretty hard

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A sword my dad has had for years. Any idea of the manufacturer? (Details in comments)

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MRW I got my acceptance to IMS (Medical Science grad program)

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MRW I get into my first choice grad school (U of T) for medical science

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