A simple yet elegant LEGO city my 8 year old daughter with autism made for my wife.6yr ⋅ _QueeferSutherland_ ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL: Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that, every month someone or other could make a TIL post about it6yr ⋅ mubukugrappa ⋅ r/circlejerk
[SERIOUS] Grandmas of reddit, what’s the best SEXY TIMES you’ve had with a redditor you met off r/sandersforpresident? Starterpack5yr ⋅ assdiamond ⋅ r/circlejerk
I haven't had sex ever before!! Ask me about it and I will pretend to know the answer2yr ⋅ Mr_Fahrenheit007 ⋅ r/circlejerk
no stupid questions: wouldn't it be more accurate to call someone a 'Peace Criminal' because they stole the peace??2yr ⋅ World-Tight ⋅ r/circlejerk
My girlfriend sucked off all of my friends on my birthday. She then gave me an STD. Am I the asshole for calling her a doodoo head?5yr ⋅ mediumhydroncollider ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is my cute little boy, McGuyver. Anyway, he's fuckin dead now so hit that uplike button.3yr ⋅ Doodoopeepeedoodoo ⋅ r/circlejerk
ISIS CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR ASTEROID STRIKE THAT KILLED OVER 10 MILLION DINOSAURS. DINO MINISTER SAYS WE ARE NOW AT ROAR9yr ⋅ Hello_Dawl ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL that the skin on our LIPS and ANUS is the same. Because the Lips and the Anus are the two ends of the pipe called the alimentary Canal.2mo ⋅ Earl_Juice_X_3 ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is Paul. He knocked on my door to ask if he could have a Bernie Sanders then left.9yr ⋅ BagofSocks ⋅ r/circlejerk
Since a lot of y'all are posting your PlayStation tattoos, here's mine. I've been a PlayStation fan since I was a sperm in my father's nutsack, so if you can't see the tattoo, then you're less of a fan than me. 🤷♂️2yr ⋅ thatRyzzleBoy ⋅ r/circlejerk
Ah yes jerking off to Shapiro, gotta be one of my most favorite moods2yr ⋅ thepoopyboi ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Bernie Colonel Sanders promised, If Elected, to unify the Unites States Just like how I perfectly blend 12 herbs and spices to create the dankest chicken9yr ⋅ FreshPrinceOfCanada ⋅ r/circlejerk
So memey and relatable! Look at those acronyms! One of us! One of us! Wholesome, holesome buy buy buy2yr ⋅ PhatPhlaps ⋅ r/circlejerk
guys we are shutting down this subreddit it serves no more purposes we are outjerked on a daily basis this is not even funny anymore please help ahhaahaha2yr ⋅ usernametakenbutwait ⋅ r/circlejerk
Tom Brady here. If you wanna send my boy to prison, you gotta go through ME.1mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
When this post gets 5000 upvotes, r/circlejerk will become a circlejerk themed subreddit.9yr ⋅ gerwer ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh No! Circle jerk has been Hijacked! Hit the up vote arrow to take the ship back!9yr ⋅ SplatterFrogs ⋅ r/circlejerk
King of Sweden stresses need for ‘serious’ Weed and chill out after Donald Trump being all mean and stuff7yr ⋅ digitalfruit ⋅ r/circlejerk
WTS this rare JPEG. $200k FIRM! NO LOWBALLERS, NO SCREENSHOTS! I know what i have!2yr ⋅ TittieButt ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIFU by having sex with a huge penis which made me very wet, and then hilarity ensued. AITA?2yr ⋅ Wheatles_BiteAlbum ⋅ r/circlejerk
He has a Autism and he worked his first day at his new job! So proud of him! Look at my little boy go!5yr ⋅ jhymmieofmagnolia ⋅ r/circlejerk
Parents who don’t make their kids dress up as characters from a movie that came out 40 years ago for Halloween starterpack6yr ⋅ Chilblain ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Guy Fieri, James Franco, Bernie Sanders, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and Bill Nye are all descendents from the same Mayflower passenger, Albert Einstein.9yr ⋅ MurshaqBack ⋅ r/circlejerk
I live in Europe. I typed this imaginary response up to an ad for a job in AmeriKKKa. I live in Europe. Why don't AmeriKKKans just not live in America. I live in Europe.2yr ⋅ BensenJensen ⋅ r/circlejerk
Ahmed Mohammed demands 72 virgins, Flavor Flav's original clock necklace, 12 Doritos Locos tacos, one free school to blow up, an apology written in the style of Taylor Swift song lyrics and the lead role in a reboot of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air as compensation for the homemade clock arrest.9yr ⋅ Pope_Shit ⋅ r/circlejerk
Arthur and Shrek are fighting!! If this dank meme gets 3,500 upbusters, Arthur will take over /r/circlejerk (i.imgur.com)10yr ⋅ preggit ⋅ r/circlejerk
My department manager did this to my car when i had it in the parking lot for a single day.2yr ⋅ Free_Biz_Advice ⋅ r/circlejerk
Orientation for my job is today, and my eye decides to look like this when I wake up.6mo ⋅ Earl_Juice_X_3 ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL that in May 2011, two atheist men in traditional atheist attire were removed from an aeroplane after other passengers said they were triggered. The men were on their way to a conference on dank memes.10yr ⋅ ikmtgv ⋅ r/circlejerk
Help!!! James Franco's hat is falling off. Use the arrow on the left to keep it on!!9yr ⋅ ScottiesaG ⋅ r/circlejerk
Hey Reddit! I found this under an old car under an old barn sitting under a stack of Nintento Nunchuck controllers. Reddit, meet my new cat starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh no!! James Franco has fallen on his side. Use the UP ARROW ON THE (LE)FT to get him right again. We can do this reddit!9yr ⋅ TheFlyingMarlin ⋅ r/circlejerk
Started my weightless journey today! Turns out you can work out and protect democracy on /politics at the same time. No more excuses!! 😤3mo ⋅ Wooshio ⋅ r/circlejerk
Amber TURD is waffle stomping her most recent “marvellous defecation” through your front door. WYD???2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
I've Updooted, Upshreked, Uploafed, Upcaged, and Upcooled every post I've come across in less than 420 seconds. I have great calcium and have kept my cool. AMA9yr ⋅ TheSkooterStick ⋅ r/circlejerk
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama rejects Clinton and endorses Bernie Sanders as the democratic candidate8yr ⋅ dwyfor16 ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is a person who did something good. Let's honour this hero by giving me all your meaningless internet points7yr ⋅ irrigated_liver ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is truly one of the deepest and darkest polls here, oh god I can't emotionally take it anymore2yr ⋅ DankLoser12 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Today I decided to become a karma whore because god forbid I ever do a good deed without documenting it on Reddit for internet points5yr ⋅ aNormiee ⋅ r/circlejerk
My 2 year old daughter, with autism (we don't deserve autism) drew her first picture yesterday. Orange man , SAD! She called it.5yr ⋅ Speechless_-_human ⋅ r/circlejerk
I took this photo of a safe I found in a hidden room in my new flat. Should I try and open it?9yr ⋅ oldschoolfl ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Steve Buscemi, famous firefighter who volunteered during 9/11 is also an actor9yr ⋅ Vicarious77 ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Obama admitted to browsing 4Chan in middle school. His only post: Born too late to be tribal king, born too early to be president, born just in time to smoke dank weed10yr ⋅ seanc92 ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL an autistic 8 year old girl was bullied for liking 'Star Wars' and disliking 'The Big Bang Theory'. Reddit, meet Weird Al and Layla. The photo was taken by Bernie Sanders, a noble politician.9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/circlejerk
Erdogan hates this meme enough to jail a man over it! So, naturally, we should post it everywhere9yr ⋅ nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb ⋅ r/circlejerk
Fuck Bernie Sanders, fuck minions and fuck the mods. If this post gets 6969 upvotes, Circlejerk will become a Star Wars themed subreddit.9yr ⋅ TheCosmoCosmo ⋅ r/circlejerk
Alfonso 'Flossing' Ribiero sues Nickelodeon for using the Carlton dance in 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'5yr ⋅ Spitsonpuppies ⋅ r/circlejerk
American here. AITA for showing up to my European cousins wedding like this?5mo ⋅ Earl_Juice_X_3 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Trigger warning! Up-bomb this offensive picture to show everyone how offensive it is!10yr ⋅ JLCarraway ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this gets 2000 upsmashings r/circlejerk will become Nigel Thornberry themed10yr ⋅ space_chimp9 ⋅ r/circlejerk
[OC] I tracked my mood for a year (you should care about my mood fr fr no cap)4mo ⋅ humanbot69420 ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this post reaches 1337 upsanics then this subreddit will be sanic themed.10yr ⋅ F_U_C_K_B_O_Y ⋅ r/circlejerk