What could be more intuitive than realizing that if your clothes stop fitting (and you're a full-grown adult) you need to lose weight?2yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/fatlogic
Colorado man reunited with his donkey, Ennis, after fire swept through his town.3yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/aww
Here's a photo of Katie Blackhole the WOMAN scientist who single-handedly explored a blackhole ALL BY HERSELF! Women can do *anything*! We don't deserve women!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Last year, I stopped smoking weed and started reading. This is everything I've read this year.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I asked my 4 adopted sons what they want to be when they grow up. Three said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez but the fourth -- who has Downs Syndrome -- said a puppy. I couldn't be a prouder lesbian foster parent.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Overcame my fear of going places by myself by driving 3000 hours and going to Syria. Thank you kind stranger for taking this picture.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Every autistic child my wife and I foster or adopt gets his own cage!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Two parents playing the Nintendo from their 33-year-old adopted black son, who died from autoerotic asphyxiation.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Hey Reddit! I found this under an old car under an old barn sitting under a stack of Nintento Nunchuck controllers. Reddit, meet my new cat starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My cat was born with just a pair of eyeballs and no body. The folks on /r/aww don't think she's cute enough, but I love her anyway.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Fitness Question! How can I eat 10 pounds of Halloween Candy and not gain weight? Will Reiki help, or do I need essential oils, too?4yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/amazingfitness
Obese medical students are now complaining about fatphobia when they learn about the dangers of obesity. (Link in coments)1yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/fatlogic
I don't actually know any African Americans, but I found this picture of two of them! I deserve karma to show how cool, hip, and tolerant I am.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
This brave autistic boy just crawled across the border into Mexico because he wanted to be a Feminist. We don't deserve immigrants.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I asked my non-verbal autistic nephew to draw a picture of what he misses most about 2018 and he drew Stan Lee. Pretty good for a kid who lost both his arms to a drunk driver and paints with his mouth.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
This bit of Street Art is only visible when it rains, and every two weeks when it's reposted.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Sandy just made a simple mistake. She meant to say Tom has a Yelp star not a Michelin Star3yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/belowdeck
I was stranded at Paris airport and with my austitic son. I walked for 420 hours straight to say FUCK da Vinci -- my autistic son (he's blind, too) can paint better than this crap.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My horribly abusive father who used to verbally abuse me by telling me to get a job is finally gone because I am now homeless. Here’s the first present I ever wrapped on my own and I am so proud.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Whenever I get back from chemotherapy, my cat will sit on my lap and not leave me alone.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My husband and I got gay-married over Thanksgiving after 10 years together. His Grandma immediately got to work on my Christmas Stocking. She just finished it. I told her to shove it because I'm an atheist.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Adolf Hitler has died today. He was internationally renowned for portraying Martin Lawrence in the film Big Momma's House.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Saying goodbye to a species. The last female northern rhino. A powerful event of 20185yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My cat, mittens, is 65 years old today. He just retired from his job at McDonalds, where he was a companion cat for a guy with Down's Syndrome.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I make paintings of up-arrows. I'm a girl, BTW. You know what to do!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I grew up in an extremely abusive home. My mother molested me by getting me a Toshiba HandiBook instead of an iPad. I just wrapped my own present to myself and I'm so happy I cried5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I'm so proud of my foster parents Idris and Uma who built this snow fort for me and my six foster brothers and sisters, all of whom are in wheelchairs. Our birth mothers all died of cancer, but they were very beautiful. And daddy Idris just got his law degree!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Roadside sculpture made by father who lost his wife and unborn child to a giant duck. This is incredible!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My friend who is autistic sometimes makes inappropriate gestures in front of Bernie Sanders billboards because he doesn't know social norms. He wears a bump hat so he doesn't hurt himself. Please show him your support! #FuckAutism5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
After 3 months of hard work my wife (27 F, with stage 9 cancer) has finished another coloured (she's British) pencil drawing of the autistic cat we rescued while picking up trash on the beach.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Backwards Morse Code chart. Since it's read right-to-left the dots and dashes are still transmitted in the familiar order.3yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/HamRadio
These unsophisticated guests with simple palates just can't understand the work of a Classically Trained Chef.3yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/belowdeck
Shower Thought: Retarded Children in Wheelchairs are like little ANGELS sent from HEAVEN to give us internet points. How blessed we are to have them!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
After 3 months here I decided I didn’t have enough internet points. So I cut my car in half.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My wife ( see! I have a wife) is an anti-vaxxer. She said that if people on Reddit say she’s wrong she’ll change her mind. Please help me!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I got this mug at the Goodwill. I don't know the person on it, but I thought it was cool. My gf (yes! I have a gf!. We met at a furry convention) told me everyone uses reddit. Maybe if you post the photo there the person in the picture will recognize himself starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My pupper (22 years old!) is the smartest! I came home today from helping autistic kids with their chemotherapy, and he made this sign.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My 15-year-old daughter came in third place in the ugly leggings contest.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
The little kid in a wheelchair is Wyatt! He doesn't believe he can FLY so we're going to push him off a roof to show him that he's not handicapped, he's handi-capable!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
On this father's day, let's remember the *real* *heroes*: Single Moms!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Building my dream home with my wife (did I mention I have a wife!?). Here's the view from the bedroom windows -- not that we'll have much time to look out of it (wink wink).5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I'm only 14 years old, but I'm smart enough to know that Jesus never existed, and if he did, he'd be black because that's what people were back then.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Red deer found frozen in river, nursed back to health, then shot by hunter and eaten and its head mounted starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I'm blind and I've been told I just solved a Rubik's cube! I'm so happy I can cry!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My Autistic Child asked Santa if he could be normal for Christmas. This LITERALLY made me cry because I really need the Karma points. (I had to spell AUTISM for him in the photo. He just tried to eat the blocks.)5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Meet Debbie! She was the most important person on the Event Horizon Telescope team. She kept the scientists equipment clean. We don’t deserve retarded people.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Student came to class without a crack pipe, so teacher lent him hers.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
If President Obama really wanted to help these homeless people on Thanksgiving, he'd be donating socks. Doesn't he read reddit? starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is actor Philip Seymour Hoffman, who took time out of his acting schedule to visit kids with autism in hospitals. He died on 9/11 when he volunteered as a firefighter.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Sexy Policemen of Reddit: Who was the sexiest doctor you ever arrested? Sexy!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
SERIOUS question for Women on International Women's Day: Sexy sex sexed sex sexist booby boobs boob?5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My mother with brain damage needs some help around the house so I got her one of these as a gift!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Schizophrenics of Reddit: Everyone on /r/funny is actually laughing at you starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
LPT: Always remember to be patronizing and condescending to the janitor, treating him as if he's the most important person at the school! It's a great way to get karma points, especially if he's deaf!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Simple yet elegant duck that Mr. and Mrs. Duck made and is on its way to a Chinese restaurant. And, oh yeah, the duck is autistic.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My blind school bus driver grew up in a horribly abusive situation. This year, he didn't let his blindness stop him from learning to wrap his first Christmas present. I'm literally crying.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My autistic daughter just beat cancer and to celebrate, has decided to transition. Here s/he is standing as a man for the first time in 4 years.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
It's really a famous Ansel Adams photo, but I'm going to say it's a photo of my great grandfather and his work buddies to get old-school-cool karma starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My Autistic Kid asked for a Nintendo. I put this in his stocking and he's happy because he's autistic and doesn't realize it's not Christmas yet.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
These two trans teens were forced to murder their great grandmother with a hatchet because they needed money for college tuition and lootboxes. This is why we need Bernie 2020!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
These parts won't really work together -- none of the gears can turn!4yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My Autistic Son won't let me take his photo, so we dress him up like Cher and he's OK with that.6yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I just listened to one of Dad's old records and now I'm a musical connoisseur starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I didn't have enough money for a wedding, so we just sent out photos of this interracial wedding to get the karma points.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
NY Times Readers and other Liberals excuse the behavior of the mother accused of torturing and starving her 13 children because she's a victim, too. Disgusting!6yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/MensRights
My grandma, a poor farmer (right) crashed a party, got drunk and took a picture with the future president (left) of my country and her cow (named Hillary) before being kicked out by his bodyguards (circa 2012).5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Nancy Grace, the hidden figure African American Woman who invented the Hubble Space Telescope and was the first woman to walk on the moon, wants to speak to the manager.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
This 320 pound man, named Nutella, is in the process of completing a 30-day quarantine, after which he will live at Wegeforth Bowl and serve as an ambassador for his species.6yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
I have a girlfriend. Something about peaches. Then we sexed! And had a kid. And a peach tree. I know you're all very impressed that I have a girlfriend.6yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
The deaf janitor in my school just adopted this baby squirrel. He drives around with him in the evenings when he works as an Uber driver. Reddit, meet Bernie,5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
It's NOT FAIR that just anyone can get KARMA POINTS for STAN LEE because I am a TRUE FAN and DESERVE THEM starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My 102 year-old grandma bakes pot cookies for the local medical dispensary to help people with cancer. She sells them with her 50 year old cat, mittens. This is a photo of what they look like! #FuckCancer5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My [SO, Dad, Friend, Grandma] thought I looked [sad, depressed, lonely] so [he,she] printed me this on [his, her] 3d printer starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Cats and Kittens Caught in California Fires Awareness starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My Autistic Sister (left) carries this photo album everwhere! She's especially proud of this picture of her and Keanu Reeves (right).5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL: The Here are some dead people I heard about because I'm smarter than you starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Disabled / Handicapped / Retarded people super karma point starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Old School Cool: My Dad, Donald Knuth (left) with his cat Mittens (right) working on the very first version of PacMan, 1963.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Breaking! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the first thing she will do when she becomes president next year is to pardon Michael Cohen.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Orange Man Bad! I read it on Buzzfeed! Look here: Seasons changed to Treasons because he's bad!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
You've probably never heard of him/her but today we lost another great musician/artist/actor/inventor/statesman. Fuck 2018 starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL: The word starterpack isn't a combination of the words starter and pack, but is actually the words star meaning a giant ball of gas and terpack a marine mammal found off the coast of Malta starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My autistic daughter made me this duck out of a spoon! I couldn't be prouder! It's the best Christmas gift ever.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
[SERIOUS] Gay people of Reddit -- what's the craziest thing you ever did for sexy sex sex sex sexy?5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My wife loves toilet brushes, so when we first started dating, I took her to her first close up experience with one. This is still one of my favorite photos of her - it was pure bliss, followed by buckets of happy tears.6yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Thoughts and prayers to our next President! He's going to outlaw shower doors _and_ make college free!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
These arrows all have Down Syndrome. Let's try to cheer them up! starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL there was a woman named Stan Lee who invented Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, whiteout and Silly Putty starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
The number 2019 looks the same upside down as it does right-side up. The next year that will happen is 420 years from now, in 2459, but we'll all be dead from global warming unless we elect Bernie in 2020!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Some copypasta glurge to make you feel better about giving some of your old crap to homeless shelter this holiday season starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Photo shows 2 climbers who fell from El Capitan minutes after this picture was taken6yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/pics
This man lived through the entire second millennium. He was my grandmother's neighbor's friend's hairdresser's father, and his name was Ernie IIRC.6yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Woke up at 3:00PM and walked 1000' to take this photo! And _everyone's_ going nutso over it!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
