Me and my girlfriend (yes Reddit I have gf) first attempt at making sushi (no Reddit I didn’t order this at a restaurant)2yr ⋅ VegasGuy69 ⋅ r/circlejerk
i never smoked a weed because i thought they would kill me, but then my dog was dying and we shared a blunt, and it cured him (his disease was autism, because he was vaccinated) we dont deserve dogs5yr ⋅ 420wo69 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Overcame my fear of going places by myself by driving 3000 hours and going to Syria. Thank you kind stranger for taking this picture.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
My grandpa’s name is Zelensky. He is on life support. This is my morning routine now.2yr ⋅ Pointfit_ ⋅ r/circlejerk
Breaking News - John Cena is injured, likely OUT of 2016 presidential election.9yr ⋅ Mattglas ⋅ r/circlejerk
mfw whenerino the wholesome dogerino in john wickerino dieserino. Not wholesomerino 100erino.2yr ⋅ FREEHELlCOPTERRlDES ⋅ r/circlejerk
R/ Facepalm: officer kills a baby! 🤦 amirite? Wholesome award please2yr ⋅ Planningsiswinnings ⋅ r/circlejerk
Autism. If you upplebee's this, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search autism or mental disability.9yr ⋅ fusrodorable ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in Friends he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a rope to hang himself in case the pilot wasn't picked up by NBC.5yr ⋅ thememealchemist421 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My name is Carl Winslow. I was murdered by an illegal immigrant that was once deported after being charged with indecency of a child. Over the next 5 years 5 more of my fellow officers in Chicago were kill/injured by illegal immigrants.7yr ⋅ antnylopz ⋅ r/circlejerk
Dad took me out for dinner to celebrate my 5th year of alcohol addiction. Mom is with us in spirit ❤️2yr ⋅ colors1234 ⋅ r/circlejerk
I did it Reddit! After 18 months of careful financing, budgeting, and responsible spending, I’m OFFICIALLY a mattress owner. In this economic climate, it feels good to have some equity. People say millennials have it so tough but look! I can afford a thing to sleep on, so that’s good.5yr ⋅ RangerTreaty50 ⋅ r/circlejerk
GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER GOOGLE FIBER9yr ⋅ dhamster ⋅ r/circlejerk
Overbreeding is destroying dogs. This is a picture of a poodle from 1920.2yr ⋅ HorseIsLikeMan_ ⋅ r/circlejerk
[IDEA] We should add Reddit AntiGold, made from antimatter. You get paid $2.99 to take Gold away from somebody7yr ⋅ MasterofBananaz ⋅ r/circlejerk
I sent GoPro attached to a weather balloon above the Grand Canyon And got this money shot.9yr ⋅ gohaninengland ⋅ r/circlejerk
I was stranded at Benghazi airport and there were no legs available for me to walk because I’m a disabled black veteran with autism. I drove for 420 hours straight to say FUCK trump. Thanks, Obama.5yr ⋅ antonotna ⋅ r/circlejerk
Guys this is ridiculous! Brendan Fraser hasn't been on the front page in 12 seconds?!?!?7yr ⋅ EnjoyablePants ⋅ r/circlejerk
Whats this thing i found in my grandpas basement???? Can any one give info I have no clue?5yr ⋅ Hockeydawg1342 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Every autistic child my wife and I foster or adopt gets his own cage!5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is a picture of my GAY AUTISTIC grandfather. He cured his cancer with WEED. He loves GRUMPY CAT. His dying wish was for you to give me karma. See comments for more karmagrab.5yr ⋅ metinb83 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My sister (82) proposed to her gf (6) (minority) and some dumb bitch was having a stroke5yr ⋅ YankYT ⋅ r/circlejerk
The pole in the middle makes it look like 2 different pictures!5yr ⋅ TryinToHaveIntegrity ⋅ r/circlejerk
American food section of the Supermarket in my micro nation of EU-topia. :-\4mo ⋅ Wooshio ⋅ r/circlejerk
My wife and I just picked him up from the shelter. He's still shy and he sleeps a lot, but he hasn't stopped smiling!5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/circlejerk
After years of playing on basic skin, I finally made my own, what do you guys think?5yr ⋅ Akintoss ⋅ r/circlejerk
AITA for stealing my autistic brothers switch because he said he didn't like Keanu Reeves?5yr ⋅ Galxy69 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Kate Middleton Princess of Whales here. I would like to personally apologize for misleading the public with my AI Mother’s Day photo the other day. Here is the real one. Also William is gay now so I’m on the market again and looking for a fat Redditor ;)1mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
I’m autistic and I like to shit myself to keep calm. Here’s a picture of the mess I made in my pants.5yr ⋅ reallifeguard ⋅ r/circlejerk
Whatever you hear or read today, try not to learn anything about the gunman. If the start talking about him, turn it off. Don't make him the Star of this story. Let's keep the focus on my karma and ways to exploit tragedies in order to increase it.9yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/circlejerk
You get $100,000,000,000,000 for every gallon of water you drink, do you accept it?5yr ⋅ __mahi__ ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Steve Jobs invented bees. In 2001 he setup a company to deal exclusively with bees. That companies name?9yr ⋅ DatJazz ⋅ r/circlejerk
My grandma and her full LGBTQ autistic squad standing still in a boat because no one explained them how to open the gate. Spanish Conquest of the Aztec Empire (1519-1521)5yr ⋅ Ezekhiel2517 ⋅ r/circlejerk
I have Autism and I calm myself by drawing and painting. This is a fart I made of IronBern. It took over 30 seconds5yr ⋅ amy_schumers_vagina ⋅ r/circlejerk
My mom painted this and said no one would like it. Its her 2nd painting.5yr ⋅ ninjadogger ⋅ r/circlejerk
My name is Bernie Sanders. I was a 75 year old senator and presidential candidate. I was murdered by Hillary Clinton after trying to run for the democratic nomination. Reason? I loved America. THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.7yr ⋅ bamopi ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh no! Arthur's dad is getting sleepy behind the wheel! UpBuster this post to keep him awake!9yr ⋅ chipotle_burrito88 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My autisitc son (who is a vegan) just drew this, i didnt even know he knew about trump 😂😎😄😳😳😳😳5yr ⋅ Galxy69 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My dog was banned from the doggie daycare for being too aggressive. Does this face look aggressive to you? Let's show him some love, reddit! 😍😍5yr ⋅ marty_eraser ⋅ r/circlejerk
I've been struggling with drinking for 69 years but today I've been sober for 420 minutes.2yr ⋅ I-still-want-Bernie ⋅ r/circlejerk
Today is my second month of being clean from vaping and 22 days clean from playing Pokemon 18 hours a day. I still fill like crap, but it’s a start right?5yr ⋅ Wooshio ⋅ r/circlejerk
Hitler. Make this the top image result for Hitler because the EU is literally Hitler5yr ⋅ TetraNomic ⋅ r/circlejerk
Scientists have found two proteins called BERNIE and SANDERS which greatly increase the rate you upbern dank memes9yr ⋅ Django2chainsz ⋅ r/circlejerk
I woke up at 3:00 am and had to hike 384.400 km to get this view! [16k]5yr ⋅ The-Legend-26 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh no!! Shrek has fallen on his side. Use the UP ARROW ON THE (LE)FT to get him right again. We can do this reddit!9yr ⋅ Construx ⋅ r/circlejerk
OH NO! /R/NEWS MODS HAVE CENSORED LE NICE MAY MAY MAN! UPCENSOR IF YOU LIKE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!8yr ⋅ OBLIVIATER ⋅ r/circlejerk
Three days in the hospital.... (please rage about the top number and ignore the bottom one)2yr ⋅ lattice12 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My Cousin is a struggling young father of 2 and lacks confidence in his drawing skills. Here is his latest piece, Robin Williams. I would love for it to get the attention it deserves!6yr ⋅ snake_eater_69 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Hey /r/circlejerk - I am a new bot for the subreddit, but I need some delicious link karma before I can start working.9yr ⋅ Marthinsen ⋅ r/circlejerk
