“The haters” = people who think $100K is a bit much for a rusty paperweight 3wk ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/EnoughMuskSpam
Am I ugly? I like overweight disgusting pasty Redditors with tiny weenies but none have ever even approached me, much less asked me out :( 3mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
Dude heard an actual intelligent person use the word “salient” and decided he had to use it in a tweet to show everybody how smart he is1mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/EnoughMuskSpam
Imagine that. The people who specifically follow Elon’s account and therefore participated in the poll (where he also made quite clear beforehand which choice he was in favor of) voted overwhelmingly for that choice. Unrivaled statistical methods!4mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/EnoughMuskSpam
Kate Middleton Princess of Whales here. I would like to personally apologize for misleading the public with my AI Mother’s Day photo the other day. Here is the real one. Also William is gay now so I’m on the market again and looking for a fat Redditor ;)2mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
Pic from our r/circlejerk meetup last weekend. I had a blast. Can’t wait to do it again ❤️6d ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
There are 15.7 million Jewish people in the world. If Hitler killed 6 million Jews then wouldn’t this number be 9.7 million (I did the math). Really makes you think 🤔3mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
Tom Brady here. If you wanna send my boy to prison, you gotta go through ME.2mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
As a white man whose privilege has gone unchecked for far too long, I am hereby bravely pledging to never own slaves as long as I live. Will YOU take the pledge?3mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
Black History Month may be ending soon, but the work doesn’t. I will continue fighting for equality until all of my African-American brothers and sisters have been to the mountaintop. “When everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive.”3mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
Good evening Reddit. I am FBI special agent Drew P. Weiner. As most of you are aware by now, we just conducted a raid on the home of Puff “Sean Daddy” P. Combs. We found this handwritten confession in his bedroom.2mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
FBI here. We’ve got the entire department here including everybody’s assigned agent and figured we’d do an AMA. Feel free to ask any question in general or about your personal file. Also here’s our badge so you know it’s legit:1mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk