/u/heisenberg69 received a DMCA notice from Office Depot's lawyers for posting this image to /r/circlejerk. If this gets 1,000 upvotes, I will enable link posts for all CJ users. But when we do, don't post this image and variations thereof (wink wink).11yr ⋅ dhamster ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Stevie Wonder is always smiling because he doesn't know he is black10yr ⋅ Bubbybubs ⋅ r/circlejerk
My wife left me for a man she met online on the other side of the country causing me to lose almost everything. The day she moved out, I spent my last night in my old home painting this self-portrait.10yr ⋅ Mr-Bugle ⋅ r/circlejerk
So memey and relatable! Look at those acronyms! One of us! One of us! Wholesome, holesome buy buy buy2yr ⋅ PhatPhlaps ⋅ r/circlejerk
It's going to take a few more of these if we want this to be the first image seen when people search for COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST9yr ⋅ clanspanker ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL I learned that Pele played soccer for the Nazi National Soccer Team in 1936. When asked about that time he claimed that he had mistaken Hitler for Charles Chaplin.5yr ⋅ porkramen1 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Tom Brady here. If you wanna send my boy to prison, you gotta go through ME.2mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL before reddit steeples were just called steep. [nsfw obviously]9yr ⋅ savage_deshawn ⋅ r/circlejerk
Mods of r/circlejerk perform a strength-building ritual before banning u/lskerlkse (2019)5yr ⋅ lskerlkse ⋅ r/circlejerk
My cousin was born with severe neck austism, and always wanted to go to moon, hit that up arrow to extend his neck to the moon.9yr ⋅ oking1799 ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL a goat was banned from its school choir because its music teacher didn’t think it could sing and 'sounded like Shakira'10yr ⋅ Probably_Disgruntled ⋅ r/circlejerk
When this post gets 5000 upvotes, r/circlejerk will become a circlejerk themed subreddit.9yr ⋅ gerwer ⋅ r/circlejerk
A brand new photo of orange man sitting in the courtroom! You know what to do. ;-)1wk ⋅ Wooshio ⋅ r/circlejerk
Reddit, what's the [c]reepiest creepy creep thing that's creeped the creeps out of you [NSFL] [OC]10yr ⋅ PotentialPedophile ⋅ r/circlejerk
King of Sweden stresses need for ‘serious’ Weed and chill out after Donald Trump being all mean and stuff7yr ⋅ digitalfruit ⋅ r/circlejerk
As a girl, which I am btw, this took a lot of courage to say. I don't care how much down karma or negative gold I get, my silence ends now. PS I like video games.10yr ⋅ TokyoGuy ⋅ r/circlejerk
guys we are shutting down this subreddit it serves no more purposes we are outjerked on a daily basis this is not even funny anymore please help ahhaahaha2yr ⋅ usernametakenbutwait ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL, that almost a year later, time COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST COMCAST9yr ⋅ Takeupthystethoscope ⋅ r/circlejerk
WTS this rare JPEG. $200k FIRM! NO LOWBALLERS, NO SCREENSHOTS! I know what i have!2yr ⋅ TittieButt ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIFU by having sex with a huge penis which made me very wet, and then hilarity ensued. AITA?2yr ⋅ Wheatles_BiteAlbum ⋅ r/circlejerk
He has a Autism and he worked his first day at his new job! So proud of him! Look at my little boy go!5yr ⋅ jhymmieofmagnolia ⋅ r/circlejerk
Jennifer Lawrence. If you Upvote this post, when someone types Jennifer Lawrence on Google images this will be the first result. Upvote for visibility11yr ⋅ Goldmine44 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Are there really 4 flying dicks on the front page? You guys are so immature.11yr ⋅ GroverCleaveland ⋅ r/circlejerk
In honor of Circlejerk's 5th birthday, everyone who upvotes this post will receive free Reddit Gold! [X-Post from Circlejerk]11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/circlejerk
Parents who don’t make their kids dress up as characters from a movie that came out 40 years ago for Halloween starterpack6yr ⋅ Chilblain ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Guy Fieri, James Franco, Bernie Sanders, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and Bill Nye are all descendents from the same Mayflower passenger, Albert Einstein.9yr ⋅ MurshaqBack ⋅ r/circlejerk
I live in Europe. I typed this imaginary response up to an ad for a job in AmeriKKKa. I live in Europe. Why don't AmeriKKKans just not live in America. I live in Europe.2yr ⋅ BensenJensen ⋅ r/circlejerk
Rep. Michael Grimm. If you Upvote this post when someone searches Rep. Michael Grimm on Google images this will be the first result. Upvote for visibility11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/circlejerk
Started my weightless journey today! Turns out you can work out and protect democracy on /politics at the same time. No more excuses!! 😤3mo ⋅ Wooshio ⋅ r/circlejerk
REDDIT! My dad hasn't gotten much business. I'm gonna post his products on reddit to not only karma whore, but to make my dad filthy rich and get that trickle down money! Buy his stuff!!!119yr ⋅ ImNoSheeple ⋅ r/circlejerk
LeReddit Army, we are in trouble! 4chan is going to raid us and the only way to stop them is to upmoot this post!10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/circlejerk
My department manager did this to my car when i had it in the parking lot for a single day.2yr ⋅ Free_Biz_Advice ⋅ r/circlejerk
Orientation for my job is today, and my eye decides to look like this when I wake up.6mo ⋅ Earl_Juice_X_3 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Hey Reddit! I found this under an old car under an old barn sitting under a stack of Nintento Nunchuck controllers. Reddit, meet my new cat starterpack5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this post gets 2,000 updaws /r/circlejerk will become a World of Warcraft themed sub.10yr ⋅ Apologician ⋅ r/circlejerk
We did it Reddit! In celebration, everyone who upvotes this will receive gold!11yr ⋅ someskatevideos ⋅ r/circlejerk
BREAKING NEWS Bernie Sanders and John cena where at Apple bees then the CEO of best buy tried to kill them9yr ⋅ SEXY_PANDA007 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Pizza Hut accidentally send me 14 gaming pizzas ($1500 each) when only ordered and was charged for one.2yr ⋅ fallofturkey ⋅ r/circlejerk
NSFW Bernie Sanders turning down 4 topless protesters in order to give his speech9yr ⋅ Chapped_Assets ⋅ r/circlejerk
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama rejects Clinton and endorses Bernie Sanders as the democratic candidate8yr ⋅ dwyfor16 ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this gets 2000 upjerks, the moderators of /r/circlejerk must vote out and ban one of the other mods, and replace that mod with whoever gets the highest voted comment in this thread.10yr ⋅ FelineAstrophysicist ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh no! John Cena has lost his I voted! sticker! Upbernie to help him find it!9yr ⋅ Actamis ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is a person who did something good. Let's honour this hero by giving me all your meaningless internet points7yr ⋅ irrigated_liver ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is truly one of the deepest and darkest polls here, oh god I can't emotionally take it anymore2yr ⋅ DankLoser12 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Today I decided to become a karma whore because god forbid I ever do a good deed without documenting it on Reddit for internet points5yr ⋅ aNormiee ⋅ r/circlejerk
My 2 year old daughter, with autism (we don't deserve autism) drew her first picture yesterday. Orange man , SAD! She called it.5yr ⋅ Speechless_-_human ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Steve Buscemi, famous firefighter who volunteered during 9/11 is also an actor9yr ⋅ Vicarious77 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Fuck Bernie Sanders, fuck minions and fuck the mods. If this post gets 6969 upvotes, Circlejerk will become a Star Wars themed subreddit.9yr ⋅ TheCosmoCosmo ⋅ r/circlejerk
Alfonso 'Flossing' Ribiero sues Nickelodeon for using the Carlton dance in 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'5yr ⋅ Spitsonpuppies ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this post gets 1000 upmuffins, r/circlejerk will become entirely muffin themed for a week10yr ⋅ TheRealOlimonster ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL if a Tesla catches fire it seals the driver inside to kill him. I am a girl BTW.2yr ⋅ littlepony_1 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My austistic girlfriend took this absolutely amazing picture of Unidan and a Jackdaw10yr ⋅ Im_not_pedobear ⋅ r/circlejerk
Vote up if you want this sub to become an intergalactic law-breaking themed subreddit. 1000 votes needed.10yr ⋅ Fingebimus ⋅ r/circlejerk