My cousin is paralyzed from the waist down and doesn't travel often, but when he does...10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was a passenger in my friend's car when he was pulled over for speeding10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My old employer has a zero tolerance policy for drug use, and this scumbag coworker used it to get my job10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
LeReddit Army, we are in trouble! 4chan is going to raid us and the only way to stop them is to upmoot this post!10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/circlejerk
Feminists shouldn't be this thin! Upfat this post to help Ellen gain weight!9yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/circlejerk
People are always so anxious to get in on the ground floor of a new meme10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was thinking about this in the shower when I realized how meta it was! Amirite?10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/circlejerk
I grew up in a shitty trailer park in a poor town, god dammit, I deserve this.10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Poorly poached eggs on a stale sausage bun soaked in Sriracha.10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Meet Dog, I got him at an animal shelter. If this post gets 2000 bitcoins, he gets a cone of shame.11yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/circlejerk
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We do not own cars.9yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/4chan
Saw a squirrel on my balcony today. It was cold outside, so I thought I was being nice by feeding it and giving it shelter.11yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Someone threw this old Christmas tree into a power line and it got stuck there10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
After seeing post after post of gifts people have already received for Christmas10yr ⋅ Human_Sandwich ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
