TIL I learned that Pele played soccer for the Nazi National Soccer Team in 1936. When asked about that time he claimed that he had mistaken Hitler for Charles Chaplin.5yr ⋅ porkramen1 ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like5yr ⋅ porkramen1 ⋅ r/TheReportOfTheWeek
Me and my GF saved this bad boy today. He was drowning inside the park pool and we rescued him. Now he's our baby pet. We named him Bernie, in homage to the first Mexican gay pornstar, Bernie Sanchez.6yr ⋅ porkramen1 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My nephew just won his 2nd Silver medal at the World Special Olympic Games. He registered as a female because women are slower.5yr ⋅ porkramen1 ⋅ r/circlejerk
