It took a lot of anal but my boyfriend finally agreed to have a dog! :)7yr ⋅ Macehammer ⋅ r/circlejerk
Steve Buscemi, volunteer firefighter who had a role in Spy Kids 2, Lives at age 579yr ⋅ Blackcassowary ⋅ r/circlejerk
My Dad noticed I was a bit stressed so he 3D printed out this for me5yr ⋅ NONstopNINJAz ⋅ r/circlejerk
r/teenagers has ascended from blatant shitppsting to roleplaying lite - just when we thought it was impossible to go any further downhill5yr ⋅ Aran613 ⋅ r/circlejerk
IAmA 12 year old who followed a java tutroial for java, so i am pretty much a programmer now, thinking about mkaing a gmae like minecraft but not minecraft (who wants to join my game making team?? I am the ceo btw!!... ama !! (i am 12 btw)8yr ⋅ Mat2012H ⋅ r/circlejerk
Nazi Party. If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search Nazi Party, the National Socialist German Workers' Party.10yr ⋅ alloftheproblems ⋅ r/circlejerk
Me and the homies before going to see Straight Outta Compton. The tour not the movie, circa 19895yr ⋅ 5av15 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Fat bodies are beautiful. Example A: The most beautiful woman alive4mo ⋅ retrosenescent ⋅ r/circlejerk
My (32M) son (5M) brought this to school and, yeah, I think I literally died laughing.2mo ⋅ josesek ⋅ r/circlejerk
Long time lurker, first time poster, my cat finally died here's a picture of it!2yr ⋅ chmod-007-bond ⋅ r/circlejerk
My BOYFRIEND who is HOT took a picture of the brand new SHIRT he got for Christmas that is also HOT9yr ⋅ SpoinkaDoink ⋅ r/circlejerk
I was so depressed I couldn’t even get out of bed to take a picture for fake internet points!5yr ⋅ GagagaGunman ⋅ r/circlejerk
[SERIOUS] Dear internet, My blind sisters cat who has has mild autism, and uses science-based, 100% dragon minecraft MMO for the last two years to cope when she's overwhelmed. I decided to look into her file to see what she spends her time on and found this. I'm a girl btw ;)9yr ⋅ Hecubah ⋅ r/circlejerk
Outjerked? Also why are men being left out of the conversation? My pp grew too2yr ⋅ Necessary-Biscotti-9 ⋅ r/circlejerk
I’m a software developer who doesn’t understand how switching banks or payroll systems might cause errors, AITA for immediately trying to drive my company into the ground?2yr ⋅ Hascus ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is Mohammed. He knocked on my door and asked if he could have a bomb then left.10yr ⋅ BagofSocks ⋅ r/circlejerk
If this picture get 1500 uppropanes r/circlejerk will become Hank Hill themed.10yr ⋅ space_chimp9 ⋅ r/circlejerk
[SERIOUS] Please tell me to either love or hate Elon Musk today. I have to find a reason to validate my pathetic purposeless existence. K, thanks!5mo ⋅ Earl_Juice_X_3 ⋅ r/circlejerk
The mayor of Value Town, Bernie Sanders, was sworn in on a copy of Fallout 4 instead of the Bible last week. As far as I'm concerned, there is no place for religion on this world.9yr ⋅ TehH8M8 ⋅ r/circlejerk
My deaf, gay, autistic, disabled, and transgender Grandmother (who served with Bernie during the Great War), was diagnosed with Ice Bucket Challenge Disease in 1969 at 4:20 AM. Thankfully, the Nintendo Corporation donated a New Nintendo SwitchTM, and she has made a full recovery.5yr ⋅ Twarrior913 ⋅ r/circlejerk
SCARED OF 9/11 ANXIETY REDDITOR VALIDATE ME VALIDATE ME VALIDATE ME VALIDATE ME5yr ⋅ Dessiato ⋅ r/circlejerk
[NSFW] beirnie sanders POV donald trump money shot sex mixtape [NSFW] [NSFL]9yr ⋅ sinkezie ⋅ r/circlejerk
Last New Year’s, I stopped reading & started drinking. These are all the drinks I’ve drank this year5yr ⋅ evilaxelord ⋅ r/circlejerk
Seriously, if I (m,76) want to swallow this man’s c*ck whole, does that make me gay?2yr ⋅ usernamefred ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is me and my eye doctor yesterday. He did LASIK on me and gave me my sight back for the first time in 10 years, allowing me to be an Air Force pilot. He told me he was a redditor, so it'd be really cool if he could see this at the top.10yr ⋅ tt12345x ⋅ r/circlejerk
My parents in 2004 when interracial marriage was illegal. They defeated racism together. They are the reason I can say the n word.5yr ⋅ mirado0424 ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Adolf Hitler pitched the idea for Comcast by writing it on a chalkboard then drawing a line making it Comca$t. The project was greenlit that day for $420 billion.9yr ⋅ sosr ⋅ r/circlejerk
Albert Musk, inventor of the automobile. His last words lol what if we put car in space XD were fulfilled 200 yrs later by his grandson Elon.6yr ⋅ le57percent ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is my grandfather at a taco festival in my hometown. He recently came out as a proud fecal incontinent trans man. He's also a dapper gentleman!5yr ⋅ trailercock ⋅ r/circlejerk
I know it's probably cheating to post Bernie Sanders, but here's one of his classic picture8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/circlejerk
Hi guys this is where I live. Proud to say, still has 100x better living conditions than Amerikkka5mo ⋅ CARVgameradict1 ⋅ r/circlejerk
I met Keanu in Japan a few days ago. Omg I love how down to earth he is 😚5yr ⋅ Mcflagondale ⋅ r/circlejerk
/r/aww, /r/pics, /r/funny, /r/earthporn, /r/gaming, /r/cats, /r/celebs, /r/teenagers, /r/music, and /r/mildlyinteresting didn't like this, so I figured I would post it here.9yr ⋅ lazyass_tiger ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL Guy Fieri had sex with 101 gay couples to make himself feel weird9yr ⋅ Toonlinkuser ⋅ r/circlejerk
Mods don't care what's posted in this subreddit. Post DANK MEMES until mods do their job9yr ⋅ ZounceX ⋅ r/circlejerk
My dog is literally so smart, she just finished cooking pasta for me because I’m sick (no I’m not a virgin) AMA2yr ⋅ pjbug ⋅ r/circlejerk
As a white man whose privilege has gone unchecked for far too long, I am hereby bravely pledging to never own slaves as long as I live. Will YOU take the pledge?3mo ⋅ FineSharts ⋅ r/circlejerk
Literally [this] is MRW Germany beats Brazil in the World Cup (XPOST r/soccer)10yr ⋅ HOLD_MY_POCKETS ⋅ r/circlejerk
Just hanging out at my grandma’s with her PS4 camo-controllers, vape and JD glass. Like totally not a shitty glass of premade spaghetti I heated up on my own while stoned. Love ya gramps!2yr ⋅ Dangleterredivision ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL when asked if Donald Trump and Ben Carson were gay, Bernie Sanders replied They are not gay, they are not straight. They are puppets. They don't exist below the waist.9yr ⋅ KendrickLDuckworth ⋅ r/circlejerk
Reba here, a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops. AMA!2mo ⋅ SN9292 ⋅ r/circlejerk
We’re all so smart here on Reddit dot com. It’s so hard being so smart. My brain aches as it swells with intellect.2yr ⋅ TurtleOfCreation ⋅ r/circlejerk
Shia Labeouf Arrested Outside Applebees After Getting Rowdy in a Barney Sanders Costume9yr ⋅ Son0vaGlitch ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL that 'The Interview', starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, has been LEAKED on the internet! Click on the arrow to receive your free download!10yr ⋅ neckbeardious ⋅ r/circlejerk
TL;DR found this bug in my bug collection but my bug collection got mixed up with my robot collection so is this a robot or a bug? TL;DR bug? a or robot a this is so collection robot my with up mixed got collection bug my bug collection bug my in bug this found TL;DR2yr ⋅ Dry-Faithlessness683 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Quit job bad boss text message stand up for rights DOL lawyer paycheck2yr ⋅ Significant-Body9006 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Comcast CEO . If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search Comcast Ceo or Brian L. Roberts10yr ⋅ 5bf970 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Bernie Sanders spoke to a crowd of over 69,000,000 today as all the spooky skeletons rose from their graves to watch Sanders secure a position at Applebee's, serve Hillary Clinton her order with 420% the lethal dose of hot sauce, and whisper, Feel the Bern.9yr ⋅ DubiousEthicality ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh no! ಠ_ಠ The money face man has fallen on his side. Use the UP ARROW ON THE (LE)FT to get him right again. We can do this reddit!10yr ⋅ longdrive95 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Elon Musk says giving everyone a free Bernie Sanders is going to be necessary.7yr ⋅ Indiggy57 ⋅ r/circlejerk
I don't know who needed to see this 34,591 lb block of cheese today. But here you go.2yr ⋅ Zestful9 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Women of Reddit, what features of an antisocial overweight loser do you find attractive that they don't know about? (My DM's are open btw 😉)2yr ⋅ Make_Pepe_Dank_Again ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh no!! The Cool Master has fallen on his side. Use the UP ARROW ON THE (LE)FT or you will lose your cool.9yr ⋅ Austerepig ⋅ r/circlejerk
Actual footage of the specialized team being sent by Master Splinter on behalf of Reddit to save Bangladesh. Reminder: Do. Not. Give. Gold. Instead donate to the local equivalent of the DMV to teach them to drive.6yr ⋅ I_Burned_The_Lasagna ⋅ r/circlejerk
ATTENTION EVERYONE, /r/Soccer is outjerking us by upvoting a flying penis to the front page, show them who the REAL CIRCLEJERK is and upvote THIS flying penis to the front page.11yr ⋅ HeWhoPunchesFish ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL u/GallowBoob was a moderator of this subreddit. We don’t deserve karma whores.5yr ⋅ Derpily64 ⋅ r/circlejerk
The admins asked us not to flood the front page with flying penises anymore. Let's try to respect their wishes please.11yr ⋅ K_Lobstah ⋅ r/circlejerk
This way for free karma! COMCAST! COMCAST! COMCAST! COMCAST! COMCAST! COMCAST! COMCAST! COMCAST! COMCAST! COMCAST!9yr ⋅ TychoCelchu ⋅ r/circlejerk
This photo is illegal in Russia. Would be a shame if it showed up when people google Putin 😈 le Reddit army you know what to do2yr ⋅ samuel-the-samuel ⋅ r/circlejerk
“Literally lost my mind when [X-character with plot armor] survived against purple bad guy in my fictional masterpiece!!”2yr ⋅ wumbomobile ⋅ r/circlejerk
Dear subscribers, it is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you that the circlejerk mods have misplaced a large supply of karma. We are working diligently to find it. We kindly ask for you to donate any spare karma that you may have to help those in need. That can be done so in this thread.10yr ⋅ Boobies_Are_Awesome ⋅ r/circlejerk
When we found this puppy at SeaWorld it had the ebola virus. Now it's fully recovered and is about to do the ice bucket challenge10yr ⋅ rojojoftw ⋅ r/circlejerk
You’re offered [lots of money], but [bad thing] happens to you, do you take it? Why or why not?5yr ⋅ cdd_ ⋅ r/circlejerk
This conservative artist was unvagsinated. He did it to himself. Dead of COVID. He was only 56.2yr ⋅ Snoo68113 ⋅ r/circlejerk