If this MFer wins a ring I will never watch basketball again1d ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
Let's do a commercial with WNBA players in their underwear. It'll be, uh, empowering! Yeah, empowering!1wk ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
We're not gonna send da video and get ourselves banned that's not who we are1mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
Zach ED when his matchup isn't a clumsy 6'8 sociology major1mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
Tall, lanky individuals who joined a dynasty and acted like they did something3mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
Dreamt the ghost haunting my house made me sign an NDA for some fucking reason9mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/thomastheplankengine
I don't think Anthony Edwards is as good as prime Michael Jordan1d ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
In North Korea, they make us watch NBA basketball for even the smallest infractions. Criticize the regime? 3 hours of Doris Burke!3mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
Take a break from Giddey jerking to appreciate my dog. It's her second birthday today (or 14th in dog years; the perfect age for Josh)6mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
We have a +3498 free throw differential because we drive to the paint and give up lightly contested threes! If anything, we don't get enough calls and are actually victims!1mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
Just remembered the american league used to have am automatic out in the lineup every three innings and people lied to themselves and said that they liked it3wk ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/baseballcirclejerk
Adam Silver, After Banning Defense, Wondering How He Can Get Players to Play Defense Again2mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
Tobias Harris has been traded for a pack of Newport Menthols, per Scams report8mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
Steve Kerr name if son was named... SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN!8mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
I'd rather sift through 1000 Cameron Brink/HVL horny posts a day than ever go back to this garbage1mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
How bad is the hairline? Time to give it up and go bald? Please give me the validation my father never did3mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/circlejerk
This woman approaches you on the street and asks for brick money. How do you respond?1mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/nbacirclejerk
They're calling you a fraud 12. The worst contract in the league 12. And honestly I'd say they're right 12. But please at least do something 12?1mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/sixers
When all seemed lost, there was one man, handsome as the day is long, who answered the call (of providing a scoring spark for the second unit)6mo ⋅ BurnerAccountforAss ⋅ r/sixers