I wanted a dog, my boyfriend didn’t want a dog because he’s allergic and his throat fucking closes up when he’s near one. Reddit, meet Mao!5yr ⋅ Bromislav ⋅ r/circlejerk
redditards when not everything on earth is completely truthful to science2yr ⋅ Consumer_Of_Food ⋅ r/circlejerk
I got a new Nintendo Switch and I couldn't sell my Wii U on ebay so I gave it to kids with cancer for karma! Please give me karma.5yr ⋅ greatdude99 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Just got in a car accident with a family of 4, well family of 3 now, after driving home drunk from my new years eve party and I broke my arm. Stay safe out there reddit!5yr ⋅ aNormiee ⋅ r/circlejerk
After 34 years of waiting, I finally adopted a dog! Reddit, meet Princess!5yr ⋅ Elsie_Effbee ⋅ r/circlejerk
Came home to find my two AR-15s doing the dishes. So proud of them. Raise em right and they won’t harm anyone5yr ⋅ mrnanovideos1 ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL when Muhammad Ali was 10 yrs old he fell into a gorilla pit at the zoo. He had just KO'd the alpha male gorilla when his father saw him, shouting Ohh shit! Dats my boi!!, and the whole zoo started clapping. The rest is history.8yr ⋅ Mumarmaiz ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh come fucking on. Reddit keeps suggesting these posts to me even though I’m not in the sub, so now y’all have to see it too2mo ⋅ elizarBlack ⋅ r/circlejerk
Reddit, meet my grandfather. Last monday, he died of cancer. He was a lifelong Bernie Sanders supporter, marijuana enthusiast, world war two veteran, and LGBT rights advocate. The last thing he said before his death was: Fuck trump. This is him on his bicycle, one week before he was bedbound.8yr ⋅ AbusiveBadger ⋅ r/circlejerk
My city put these signs in to flex on homeless people that can’t sleep on their benches.2yr ⋅ Jigbaa ⋅ r/circlejerk
(T)Me (gay) m69, my cancer wife (f)420, and soon-to-be-gay-mom celebrating Keanu Reeves job promotion. We don’t deserve Bernie Sanders.5yr ⋅ ifyourwetholla ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh no! Alton Brown is about to give Guy Fieri lettuce without any ranch dressing on it! Shoot a fieri arrow at him or lose your cooking license forever!9yr ⋅ dhamster ⋅ r/circlejerk
IAMA gay transgendered abortion doctor who just quit his job to open up his own Indy gaming company, we're working on our first title about magical fluid gendered dragons who evolve different sexual organs based on how mysoginistic your gameplay is. AMA [serious]8yr ⋅ plexis ⋅ r/circlejerk
Breaking Report: Notre Dame Cathedral did not receive a fire vaccine5yr ⋅ ilovefragglerock ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is 3 grand I saved from living in my parents basement and playing video games instead going out! :-)2yr ⋅ Wooshio ⋅ r/circlejerk
i have cancer and my wife divorced and im a us citizen and here is my cat9yr ⋅ xCR0SSx ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL: The plunger was invented by a Swedish LBQT+ man in 1894. It was designed to extract irretrievable sextoys lost inside the body.2yr ⋅ dhyana ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL this state of millions of people have some of the CorrectTM️ opinions!!2yr ⋅ aschegs ⋅ r/circlejerk
Just a friendly reminder: Steve Harvey, Martin Shkreli, and Hillary Clinton are the founders of Comcast. Please upbern this post in 9.11 seconds so that we will #NeverForget!9yr ⋅ manickthoughts ⋅ r/circlejerk
This is my friend Aang, people say although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn but I believe Aang can save the world.5yr ⋅ Nermelzz ⋅ r/circlejerk
Exploiting my dying wife and calling her beautiful. Give me karma.5yr ⋅ TheRemoteLostUnder ⋅ r/circlejerk
Hey Guys I stayed up for 8 days straight just to paint the guy who painted the guy who painted the guy who painted the guy just for some stupid internet points LOL5yr ⋅ eazymoney68 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Saved up for two years for this setup ... it’s not much but it’s a start - proud to be “home”.2yr ⋅ 2BabiesInATrenchcoat ⋅ r/circlejerk
I don’t want to exaggerate, but I think we have a superhero for our President. I really mean it5yr ⋅ onlygodswill ⋅ r/circlejerk
this is my widdle kitty [WEIRD NOUN] and he's such a scrimbly skrungus uwu2wk ⋅ ketaminesuppository ⋅ r/circlejerk
Oh noes! My dog is mildly disappointed with the lack of high fives she's getting!!! 1 updog = 1 high five!!9yr ⋅ CuteDogIRL ⋅ r/circlejerk
TIL The Charcoal Effect, the theory that grills look more attractive in groups, is scientifically proven.9yr ⋅ OSU2015 ⋅ r/circlejerk
If you want some good news to end 2018: My gay black autistic schizophrenic paralyzed mother fought off cancer for 9 years while being brutally beaten and gang raped by her doctors, and finally got out of it. I stole her money and built this fuckin sick pc5yr ⋅ 8mya ⋅ r/circlejerk
My (80M) 5 month old son (5/12M) drew this picture in the middle (1/2) of the night (8-6PM). Am I the asshole?2yr ⋅ jenokxx ⋅ r/circlejerk
🚨🚨 NEW GROUNDBREAKING INFORMATION ON TRUMP, COULD GET IMPEACHED THIS TIME 🚨🚨5yr ⋅ PlatinumGamer55 ⋅ r/circlejerk
Australia has taken Bernie hostage! Upabbott in 26.01 seconds or they'll keep him!9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/circlejerk
My Grandma (69F), suffering from Stage 8 Terminal Alzheimers and Testicular Cancer, sees the bird that pecked out her husband's (42.0M) eye. But, because of Alzheimers, she thinks that it is Bernie Sanders (1000M) or Todd Howard (F76). Her friend (68F) survived a car accident.5yr ⋅ TheGazorpazorpfield ⋅ r/circlejerk
BERNIE SANDERS HILLARY CLINTON DONALD TRUMP HYDRAULIC PRESS INSIDE JOB DAT BOI LE OH SHIT WADDUP ZODIAC KILLER DON'T CLICK JUST VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE AND GIVE ME FUCKING KARMA IM SUCH A FUCKING KARMA WHORE8yr ⋅ OrionRhodes ⋅ r/circlejerk
My dad [left] at age 25 and me [right] at 26. Don't care about up votes just had to share. lol10yr ⋅ CDave ⋅ r/circlejerk
just walked into my girlfriend’s apartment and found her getting gangbanged by communists. gonna take a trip around the moon on SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy to clear my head. i love you all5yr ⋅ Arif-Hash ⋅ r/circlejerk
Bernie Sanders draws pictures on the whiteboard at my hospital with dry erase markers every week or so.5yr ⋅ Hugo-Drax ⋅ r/circlejerk
My son has struggled with literally every mental illness ever. Buy our book and give me karma.5yr ⋅ RectumCheese ⋅ r/circlejerk
Portrait of Jesus using AI incorporating what we know of his ethnicity & culture for time and region2yr ⋅ _____rs ⋅ r/circlejerk
I just got off of a discord call with Putin, he’s surrendered and offered to send me a vile of hot cum as tribute for any suffering caused!2yr ⋅ Superb-Water-3734 ⋅ r/circlejerk
リサフランク IF THIS POST GETS 5000 UPVAPES, /R/CIRCLEJERK WILL BECOME A VAPORWAVE-THEMED SUBREDDIT 現代のコンピュー9yr ⋅ TheEmbernova ⋅ r/circlejerk
Here is a picture I found on the internet of a piece of paper. My dad once saw a piece of paper and he is now dead. Orange man bad5yr ⋅ ireIand ⋅ r/circlejerk
Men in my (20/f) neighborhood are preying on me. Help me. PLEASE!!2yr ⋅ WHISPER_ME_HEIGHT ⋅ r/circlejerk
Two parents playing the Nintendo from their 33-year-old adopted black son, who died from autoerotic asphyxiation.5yr ⋅ BarefootUnicorn ⋅ r/circlejerk
FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
