Great Aunt Arlene is addicted to the goodies 🥴 Paging Dr Feel Good 👩‍⚕️💉2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
My Uncle George is tri-bi (bisexual, biracial & bipolar) & falsely convicted of raping 200 altar boys because he disobeyed PETA & vaccinated them. The High Court said if I get 20K karma on this post, they’ll free him! You know what to do, Reddit!5yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
Is this COVID test positive or negative? I can’t tell. Line is kinda faint.2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
Damn I totally would have voted for Biden. But these pressies smack so hard I didn’t even know there was an election in 20202yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER FUCK CANCER2yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/circlejerk
Hahaha don’t need a mask when I’ve got a gun ahahaha2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
Amber TURD is waffle stomping her most recent “marvellous defecation” through your front door. WYD???2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
It’s 2020, which means you can clearly see what’s ahead3yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/agedlikemilk
I took a “shitton” of Xanax and wore this on a flight I don’t even remember booking #bartard2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/drugscirclejerk
Make some assumptions about my family based on our MBTI Types2yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/shittyMBTI
If anything happens to Stan Edgar, Minister Zhang (Mr Robot) is the only suitable “person” to be the new CEO of Vought2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/TheBoys
Random graph from Google Images proves that sensors and extroverts are dumb af2yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/shittyMBTI
Guy with INFJ as profile name and underwear shot as profile photo gets very mad when I (an INFJ) share a meme in good humour, referencing the fact that ENTJ is the rarest type8mo â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/shittyMBTI
My sister drew on my PS5 (she’s autistic though so don’t be rude)2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
Tip of my tongue...anyone know the name of the movie with the guy trying to stop the other guy but there’s an explosion? The explosion looked kinda like this2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
Weight gain: Antidepressants ranked from most weight gain to least weight gain3yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/depressionregimens
Local news in my area: raping children is “a cultural thing”2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/awfuleverything
Finally diagnosed after 12 years of symptoms and being ignored because my blood tests were fine2yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/Narcolepsy
This is the most accurate MBTI test available, as indicated by the number of upvotes and detailed analysis in the comments2yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/shittyMBTI
I (45M) have written a totally genuine confession I think you’d all like to updoot2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/circlejerk
Please don’t apply if you ever need to go to the doctor or ever get sick. Also it’s so hard to find anyone to work for us.2yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/antiwork
My school cafeteria served this for lunch today. How am I supposed to eat this shit without any cutlery??!2yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/circlejerk
Both sides of this Oreo biscuit were manufactured the wrong way around1yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/mildlyinteresting
I finally conquered my ADD (Autistic Depressive Disorder - NOT from vaccines!!!) and flushed the toilet for the 1st time in 12 years! Not even a skid mark so WHERE THE FUCK IS KARMA??!!5yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/circlejerk
This is what happens to your oral microbiome after taking Cephalexin for 2 weeks2wk â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/Microbiome
TIL that my autism can stop bullets so I stood outside a random mosque that had zero chance of being shot-up because it was in a different country and was also totally empty. I did literally nothing & made international news headlines AMA!5yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/circlejerk
r/Depression Moderator removes my post for being too uplifting: my post may have saved lives/many people thanked me for posting it before the mod removed it5yr â‹… heinz_inthecity â‹… r/subredditcancer
Spotted this ancient bottle of Phenobarbital (archaic sedative/anti-epileptic drug) when visiting a family friend’s childhood home in the USA. Not certain but I’d estimate it’s from the 1960s?5yr ⋅ heinz_inthecity ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
