She threw the papers on the floor because she decided they were taking too much space on her seat3yr ⋅ Mademoiselle-Macabre ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
And the culprit shall forever remain unknown, far from the long arm of the law...1yr ⋅ hconfiance ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Take a guess as to what this little asshole did. She's not afraid to be smug as hell about it.1yr ⋅ Rigman- ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I just ate a bee and made mum think I'd been stung. I'm absolutely fine, just didn't like the taste10mo ⋅ bk_bekula ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This bed was perfectly made 1 minute ago (face says he has no regrets)4mo ⋅ final_capybara ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I've been trying for so long to keep my cats off the desk, but it's been a losing battle and I'm tired. Morale is nonexistent and the Cats' determination is too high. I surrender. I formally cede the desk territory to the Cats.11mo ⋅ squishedgoomba ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Set up this beautiful miniature living room for my cat and she chooses to sit on the rug1yr ⋅ waterfae ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
this 18 year old asshole just showed up after being gone for 48 hours.1yr ⋅ wholelattapuddin ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
At least he dropped it before making it up the stairs this time.1yr ⋅ frannyfranfran5 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Privacy was never an option. Featuring my deaf cat Magoo (short for Oogala Magoogala)1yr ⋅ BottomShelfVodka ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
he raced me to the bathroom to do this. I have to pee! his water dish is RIGHT THERE.2yr ⋅ SickViking ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Mack decided that the bottom of our living room chair would be the ideal spot to build a hammock3yr ⋅ teeohdeedee123 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Lighters started disappearing about the time I got a new asshole4yr ⋅ MantisTibogan ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Zappa (black) decided to trap Frank (white) in the pizza box, he is very proud.3yr ⋅ IsThisTakenOrThis ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Cat learned how to open the butter tray. That WAS a whole block of Kerrygold, untouched before his paws got ahold of it.1yr ⋅ g3nerallycurious ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I kept telling my boyfriend Baby Satan has separation anxiety. Guess he believes me now!1yr ⋅ TheMsEntropy ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This asshole decided to play with a mouse he found...now I have to get rid of the couch it’s hiding in...5mo ⋅ Iamnutzo ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My wife just wanted to do her jigsaw puzzle without being bitten4yr ⋅ ChloeHammer ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Every time I eat some ice cream, Andy becomes an asshole3yr ⋅ RandomNameOfMine815 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Lol he loves chicken, I definitely should’ve known better 😅10mo ⋅ Chocolategirl00 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
We used to have a comfy bed in the living room for human & cats napping purposes, but THEY WONT use it anyways. We finally got tired of it and decided to remove it. I left the matress in the floor for about 5 minutes and this happened.3yr ⋅ Corrisivx ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Not only is the nothingness staring at you, but it is also demolishing the windows guard.4mo ⋅ Cute_Ladkia ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Ripley’s punishment after biting my girlfriend, now on antibiotics3yr ⋅ BuyNSellBacon ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat sneaks into the neighbors yard, sits on their air conditioner and just watches their cat. Everyday, single day.6mo ⋅ DustyDelilah ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
As Taylor Swift said, “They said I did something bad, so why’s it feel so good?”7mo ⋅ butterflybratgrl ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My partner spent hours scraping and filling the new windowsill drywall with joint compound.1yr ⋅ laughing_atthe_void ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This is ginger, like most thirteen year old's she enjoys spending a lot of time on my laptop10mo ⋅ generalised_dyslexia ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Every time I open the door to my flat, these assholes dart out the door and proceed to saunter and scratch the carpet in the apartment hallway3yr ⋅ Litleboony ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Every time I get on a conference call. She knows I can’t stop her.6mo ⋅ Taminella_Grinderfal ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Guess who conned my roommate into giving him an extra serving of crunchies?2mo ⋅ cranberry_opossum ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
W. L. R. Dickson. Killed in 1896 by lightning strike, yet would not suffer his final indignity until he was shoved off a piano 124 years later by an asshole.3yr ⋅ milomcfuggin ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My beloved Demon perches on my back when I'm sleeping just to look angry10mo ⋅ Laminastic ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Our cat wakes us up every morning, then as soon as we follow him downstairs he goes straight back to sleep. I drew our routine.4yr ⋅ nathanplays ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
When you think Taco Bell missed part of your order, but it turns out your cat just stole it.2yr ⋅ FauxReeeal ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Playing board games sure is difficult with an asshole cat. Mr Bean was being a brat.1yr ⋅ Nice_Tangelo_7755 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat didn’t like her trip to the vet’s so she chewed a hole under the futon as has been hiding in it since we got back.9mo ⋅ bildemb ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
We bought him a lot of toys but which one is his favorite: a nut.2yr ⋅ ecologist23 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Left my water on the counter while I ran down to my car and walked back in to find this.3yr ⋅ cruisegal224 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Moved with my fiancee and her Bengal 3 months ago, I might not have a chair soon4mo ⋅ Kiu16 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Shmoopy broke in to the food cabinet and went ham on the meow mix3yr ⋅ LordBandimer ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My mom woke up to her cat puking on her work badge. Not a single drop elsewhere.1yr ⋅ moustachexchloe ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Every single time I turn my back on something that's cooking. I'm fairly certain he thinks his name is Get Down.2yr ⋅ urban_shoe_myth ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
if you don’t have such a bed, then you don’t know what comfort is😅1yr ⋅ edwardmbnzl ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This is where I found Onion after he knocked my full cup of coffee over.1yr ⋅ ReallyNotBobby ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I closed the blind earlier to watch a movie. Someone didn't agree.10mo ⋅ ocbbelife ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Woke up to a fluffy belly, and a ray of sun illuminating the hairball she so lovingly left me downstairs. That face has no shame.3yr ⋅ mcdcva13 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Guess I don’t need to make coffee. Perfect place for her butt. (She wears a sweater for medical reasons.)1mo ⋅ IntelligentTerm7914 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Of all places to hack up a hairball, Freya thought the piano pedal would be best.1yr ⋅ good-eye-mite ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat usually uses the toilet to pee. Whenever I dare to use it, he stares at me like this and pisses in the sink instead. Yes, he does have a clean litter box3yr ⋅ Kaffeefee ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
When I try to move his paw, he very gently digs in his claws. Into my face.3yr ⋅ drrj ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This jerk taunted me 😤 Does the jury find him guilty of these crimes?3yr ⋅ ToxicVixenTrickster ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I have several other windows with the blinds open, but he needed this specific view 🤦♀️4mo ⋅ pfeffer3 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
moving into a new place. couldn’t find him for over an hour + was convinced he had gotten out..1yr ⋅ skychedelic ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat bites my dad whenever he's paying attention to my mom and not him4yr ⋅ EUOS_the_cat ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This asshole peed on me while I was sitting on my new couch..fml ( not a picture of her committing the assholery)1yr ⋅ minmau ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes