What's the most asshole thing you've ever caught your cat doing? I'll go first3wk ⋅ Hot_DolphinBaby ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I think the rules say the asshole cat is supposed to be in the photo, but I don’t know which one of the little fucks I live with will own up to this.3yr ⋅ m4rceline ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Chivalry is dead. My boy (Dream) climbs on top of his sister (Delirium) in an effort to be as far away from the vet as possible.3yr ⋅ callmepbk ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My wife couldn’t figure out why the plants j. Her flower box were dying. I think I found the problem9mo ⋅ Spankyco ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I know he does this on purpose. Look at his face! He’s right in front of the sensors too. Always.3yr ⋅ EveningMaximum2705 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Attention: Stowaway kitty. She showed her face 10 minutes down the road. Then she wouldn’t stop bitching at me.7mo ⋅ badpuffthaikitty ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
When questioned he testified it wasn’t him and he was just as shocked as I was.2yr ⋅ Several-Magazine7761 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Starting my day off with a well placed turd. What did I do to deserve this? 😫2yr ⋅ johncain98 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He knows he’s not supposed to be up there...every time I tried to get him down he started freaking out and bending the railing.1yr ⋅ burgundyfleabite ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This is River. I thought she had mellowed. Turns out she was ill. After the vet bills, it's back to being woken with a smack in the mouth and a bloody lip. Fml.1mo ⋅ blinky84 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I put a bed where Myra and Timothy sleep the most. This is a deliberate snub.7mo ⋅ pocket-sauce ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Can someone tell me what could have happened here? I can only guess.2yr ⋅ toty1ka ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
it’s heavily raining with a thunderstorm on the way, this is how i found my asshole cat and my nice cat3yr ⋅ bigchonkycat ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
out of 4 cats, this one likes to kick the litter out so he can poop2yr ⋅ ninedollars ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
when people at work ask me why there is CAT HAIR IN MY FRICKING LUNCH THATS WHY!!!3yr ⋅ ellioe ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Got a few more layers of branches on and my youngest climbed to the top like Queen Kong and jumped forth, knocking it all over1yr ⋅ Chewbock ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Every time this assholes alone more than five minutes he does shit like this.3mo ⋅ 51N1n ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This is Loki. He has been officially diagnosed as an asshole after I paid over $200 to try to find out if there was something wrong with him. Nope, he’s just learned how to manipulate people so he can get more attention.3yr ⋅ kate9871 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Got a text from my sister at work the cat screaming till the electric blanket was turned on2yr ⋅ iNuclearPickle ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Ted may be blind but he can destroy the toilet paper just as well as any sighted cat.3yr ⋅ CatastropheCat99 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
BREAKFAST WAS NOT BEING SERVED FAST ENOUGH FOR THIS QUEEN.6mo ⋅ ShinleavesLairs24 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He was fitting so well that my mother didn’t even notice him1yr ⋅ Frites_Sauce_Fromage ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
She scared the crap out of me and made me think she was gone!! I had a panic attack for a minute!!8mo ⋅ VanessaSwallows88 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Caught him gnawing a hole into the net we put up to protect him3yr ⋅ Brassica_Revolution ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He is ignoring me because I wouldn't let him eat the diarrhea causing cactus4yr ⋅ curryp4n ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Calicos steal orthopedic bed and heating pad from elderly dog, make him sad1yr ⋅ vorrhin ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
She keeps yelling at me to open the door and when I do, she just sits in front of it for ages. It’s cold and wet and somehow that’s my fault3mo ⋅ sianie706 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Our Nina went missing, and I was worried sick. After hiking and calling for her all day, I passed out these flyers in the pouring rain.... and she just sauntered right out of the woods. Brat! (So relieved I’m in tears)3yr ⋅ saucity ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
It's minus 5 F tonight, our furnace is working as hard as it can, and Alice and Alfred make sure no warm air is wasted on humans1yr ⋅ Al_Bondigass ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This asshole has learned that I will give her attention by shooing her off the countertops so she'll sit there and stare at me until I get up to do so9mo ⋅ AzuraBeth ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Callie doesn’t want to play with the toys, but she don’t want Legolas to play with them either.1yr ⋅ MomsJemms ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This is Kevin. Kevin likes to unroll dog poop bags across the floor. Don’t be like Kevin2yr ⋅ RyanGlasshole ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Adorable, isn't she? Well this adorable asshole is trying to kill me. I'm currently on oxygen at home (thanks Covid) and this little monster keeps chewing holes in the air tubing.3yr ⋅ Mis73 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My bf spent 3 months on an outdoor heated cat house for my guy. Hasn't stepped into it.4yr ⋅ bathtime85 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Thought he came in for morning pets, turns out he's just hungry and my finger will do.3yr ⋅ mycatsthinkimawesome ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I noticed my security camera fell over and I’m not sure how long it’s been down. I found 47 videos like this.9mo ⋅ ReallyNotBobby ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Bought him a heated blanket for Xmas 2022, he's never used it so I posted it online yesterday to sell. He's spent all of last night sleeping on it.2mo ⋅ FiCat77 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My a-hole. Was missing for two weeks and just strolled out from behind the couch like nothings changed.8mo ⋅ MaillouxPatricia1 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Mikhail Sviatoslavich successfully invaded a flower pot and exterminated its original inhabitant2yr ⋅ spiegel_im_spiegel ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
We got her a little cat bed and a blankie. She prefers the piece of cardboard she dug out of the trash3yr ⋅ newfie9870 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I have been looking all over for her. She wasn’t coming when I called her!2mo ⋅ Lonelinzkilz01 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Inky paw prints left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript from Dubrovnik, Croatia [3072x2304]1yr ⋅ Tweety_Hayes ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Non-cat people: Tinfoil keeps your cats off the counters! Bindi: Challenge accepted.2mo ⋅ ZoyaZhivago ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Just saw this little bastard drinking out of the toilet. Apparently now we’re sharing my ice tea..2yr ⋅ miked272 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
It’s exhausting work chewing through all the important cables in the house, but someone has to do it2yr ⋅ DrOCD ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Ed’s mad about his new diet. So he got on top of the fridge and pushed the treats container onto the floor2mo ⋅ Liapocalypse1 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
[OC] Gave my co-worker a bed for his dog... the cat has other ideas. Never seen such disappointment on a dog’s face!1yr ⋅ paladipus ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This senior asshole has no teeth except a few molars left. 🤷🏼♀️9mo ⋅ pb-n-quack-sandwich ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I just learned why my sweatshirts are constantly on the floor of the closet5mo ⋅ TransFatty1984 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
She threw the papers on the floor because she decided they were taking too much space on her seat3yr ⋅ Mademoiselle-Macabre ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
And the culprit shall forever remain unknown, far from the long arm of the law...1yr ⋅ hconfiance ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Take a guess as to what this little asshole did. She's not afraid to be smug as hell about it.11mo ⋅ Rigman- ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
