This little fuzzball went to extreme measures to try and snag my headphones4yr ⋅ 3dPrintedLife ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
One of my fosters (gray, Brielle) insists on standing on the food. I'd already moved her 5 times when I took this.1yr ⋅ BloodWineAndWitchers ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Let me just use my razor claws to climb up your newly painted bedroom door.2yr ⋅ Avenged84 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Not even allowed to take a bath without this creep screaming at me and doing weird shit.4yr ⋅ m4rceline ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Sugar Britches the Destroyer, floofily contemplating which of my toes should be bitten next.1yr ⋅ pimms_pup1993 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This was a nice fresh loaf of bread; my cat found it and ripped it open herself. Savage.1yr ⋅ KittenGains ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
She decided I have had enough computer today so she stepped on the power button3yr ⋅ Stoitchtkov8 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat bit me in my sleep while we cuddled (went to urgent care for medicine). Immediately after she started meowing at me to pet her while she ate her breakfast. Still a queen.1yr ⋅ donutsnpizza ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Cats are not allowed on my bed and they know it but the bedroom door got left open on accident...came home to this.3yr ⋅ glimmergirl1 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
You need this notebook to do your online school work??? Too bad, mine now3yr ⋅ GatorQueen ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Instead of laying on the blanket we set for her, she decided to lay on my clothes :/2yr ⋅ SuperbTurnip775 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Trying to bring the porch chairs in for the winter...walk away for two seconds and...6mo ⋅ air1177 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Scone gnawed on each and every succulent leaf while we were asleep last night...4yr ⋅ _muckduck_ ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Today, Jerry learned that if he unplugs the box fan from the wall at night, the humans wake up. Here he is, proud of himself, 6:35 AM on my day off.4yr ⋅ waterfae ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
The face of kitten who is about to steal the joystick of my Xbox controller in the background! Still haven’t found it🧐6mo ⋅ Current-Low-7942 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
She decided to take over when I stepped away from cleaning an exploded pop out of there 😂1yr ⋅ Urmom937571947 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Went away from my desk for a second, came back to her sending messages on a discord server!2yr ⋅ mvppaulo ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He refused to make eye contact with me when I told him to move off the blanket I was crocheting.7mo ⋅ princessarielle6 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
We recently moved to a new house. As punishment, Loki will perform prolonged howling until I love him while he eats. 1wk ⋅ skyhighnemo ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Aspen loves being in front of the warm fire so my lovely wife built him a little cozy bed to lay on...3yr ⋅ R8er-Fan ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Put this cream cheese on the counter to soften. Those are tongue marks.3yr ⋅ cheshire_splat ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He can read. He just chooses not to follow directions. [x-post from /r/cats]2yr ⋅ sharkbait_oohaha ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
We used to have a comfy bed in the living room for human & cats napping purposes, but THEY WONT use it anyways. We finally got tired of it and decided to remove it. I left the matress in the floor for about 5 minutes and this happened.8mo ⋅ countryboysav ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He likes to rip down my towels and make a nest in front of the bathroom heater 🙄3yr ⋅ Shabby-Couture ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My tomcat is an asshole. He threw a tantrum after being shut in our room to keep him from fighting one of his sisters. He messed with the door knob so much, he locked it. I had to get tools to take it off the door to open it so we could get to him.1yr ⋅ West_Purpose7109 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Our cats are obsessed with sharing their water with the floor... A baking pan didn't stop it so we added a bathmat. But this morning they still managed to let the fountain pump almost 1 liter of water on the floor *sigh* Any suggestions? Haha1yr ⋅ animal_story_studio ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
At least she's an adorable asshole - she's most definitely not allowed to be climbing the tree but she doesn't care!5mo ⋅ ProudnotLoud ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My friend is looking after my naughty cats for the weekend and he just sent me this2yr ⋅ re_Claire ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Her new favorite nap spot. We can’t close the door when we’re on the toilet.3yr ⋅ PhantomBanker ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Hi! My name is Percy and I puked on the baseboard heater two times this week.3wk ⋅ NefariousArtichoke ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Woke up to a heavy weight on my neck. No worries, just Doodles trying to strangle me2yr ⋅ keschaller89 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Craig sits behind the lizard tank every night lookin like he's plotting something.3mo ⋅ NoOneSeesTheBarn42 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He’s decided this is his new spot in the garden. Fuck the bush we were growing there I guess4yr ⋅ bowlerhatbear ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I turn my back for a second and my furry supervisor decided to add her custom touch to the floor leveler.1yr ⋅ JohnDoe204 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
her brother was sleeping so peacefully, and then she shows up and just plops down3yr ⋅ tgw1986 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Put the warm clean clothes back in the dryer so that I can lay on them!2mo ⋅ Cephalopodium ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Miss Ellie being a super cute asshole behind my computer monitor while she disconnects my webcam during a meeting!5mo ⋅ ProudnotLoud ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
First Christmas with my two 9m old kittens. How f-ed is my tree? How do I make it less interesting? I have kids so I need a tree. Give me all the tips and tricks that work!! This things coming down Xmas day. I did raise the ornaments (rookie mistake).5mo ⋅ Present-Rope3683 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This asshole who scratches the couch and sits on the scratching post.4yr ⋅ ShamelessDisaster ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Are memes allowed? Because this basically sums up the cat species.4yr ⋅ wprincesscory ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My kitten got mad at me because I had to lock her up in my room for a little while.1mo ⋅ No_Farmer8006 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Тhis is whаt а 7 mоnth оld sоfа lооks likе whеn уоu оwn аn аsshоlе. . .1yr ⋅ zemiks ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
