This asshole decided to scare my mom in the middle of the night and he ran off after the crime

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Bathing in her kill...

1yr ⋅

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This asshole woke me up at 5 in the morning. Twice.

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This corner is much better like this

6yr ⋅

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I'm in an online meeting on the sofa, unable to move 😬😬😬

3yr ⋅

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Got bitten because we had to wipe her butt. She’s an asshole but has justified reasons for it (see comment)

1yr ⋅

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Sushi was about to pounce me for no reason.

1yr ⋅

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Leave the room for one minute

2yr ⋅

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Yes... Good morning kitty

3yr ⋅

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My cat decided to shit at the source

1yr ⋅

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He did it again. No puzzle is safe

1yr ⋅

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My kitten pounced on my cooling pavlova base

3yr ⋅

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This is my kitchen. This is not my cat.

4yr ⋅

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No, you don't need to see that TV.

3yr ⋅

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Every 5 minutes he asks to go out and in! Every 5 mintues!!!!!

3yr ⋅

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Plant your catnip early for a good harvest.

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Was enjoying a nice meal until....

2yr ⋅

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Just moved in and took the only seat

1yr ⋅

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My cats have reached an impasse. Two stubborn asses both wanting through the door. Wonder who will give in first.

1yr ⋅

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Buttercup giving zero f@#&s about her asshole behavior...

2yr ⋅

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Looked away for 5 minutes and one of the cats decided to “help” with the pizza crust

2yr ⋅

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I guess I’ll refrain from eating my popcorn until cuddle time is over

1yr ⋅

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He doesn’t want me doing anything that doesn’t involve him

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Screw your report karen

4yr ⋅

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There's madness in her eyes

3yr ⋅

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If I fits...

5yr ⋅

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One if these two idiots ran into the bathroom door this morning with such force that my boyfriend got out of bed to check on me because he thought the resulting noise was me falling over.

7mo ⋅

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Getting owned by your cat

3yr ⋅

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A literal pet peeve?

5mo ⋅

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The gray cat was going to the vet and the black one was teasing her

8mo ⋅

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Oh I’m sorry, were you reading this?

1yr ⋅

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WTF are my cats doing ?

3yr ⋅

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Of all the places she could have sat.

4yr ⋅

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Milo being Milo

1yr ⋅

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He deliberately lies down so that later he can complain that he was pinned down

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Left my clean laundry unattended for a few minutes...

1yr ⋅

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My father attempting to eat dinner in peace

4yr ⋅

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a love hate relationship

6yr ⋅

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I give up.....

2mo ⋅

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Not that I was going to eat it off the floor but it really adds insult to injury that she ate the frosting side

10mo ⋅

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This dude doesn't even live here!

3mo ⋅

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My cat’s tag finally arrived in the mail

1yr ⋅

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And we wonder why our house is cold, 🥶

2yr ⋅

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It’s the look on his face more than anything

7mo ⋅

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It's cool. I don't need to put fake grass in there right now. I'll wait.

2yr ⋅

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Very smart asshole finds autonomous brush setup *UNACCEPTABLE*

4yr ⋅

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Oh it's cool I wasn't watching tv 🙄

4yr ⋅

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There will be no Bucatini for anyone!...

1yr ⋅

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Someone woke me up by slapping me on the neck, im going to wake this asshole too.

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This is Steve. His bottom lip is swollen because of hot bacon, my hot bacon. Yes he is ok.

3yr ⋅

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It's taken this dickhead over 2 years but hes finally sat on my lap

4yr ⋅

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She grabs my ass and there’s not a thing I can do about it

1yr ⋅

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Can never shit in piece...

2yr ⋅

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I think I figured out why my seedlings were still getting bent even after moving them out of the wind

2yr ⋅

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This wild kitten slept all day, so she can hunt and attack me all night. Purging begins

3yr ⋅

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It’s his train now

1yr ⋅

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Left my ice cream for ONE MINUTE whilst changing his LITTER BOX. Ungrateful little bastard.

1yr ⋅

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Lilly says no coffee for you, ma’am 😆

3mo ⋅

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That darn cat.

3yr ⋅

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My unhelpful assistant's face when told not to lick the yarn

8mo ⋅

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Rolo stole cooked lamb from a neighbour...I guess he’s escalating from birds/rats to finer tastes now!

2mo ⋅

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Took my cat 15 minutes to figure out how to unlock the automatic feeder i got and find the manual dispense button..

11mo ⋅

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They surely are

3yr ⋅

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Fat void decided to vibrate my bed with all his scratching and head shaking.

5mo ⋅

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Just wanted a nice pic of my nails, not a bite!

2mo ⋅

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Photo says it all

3yr ⋅

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She spilled the popcorn all over the couch by headbutting the bowl off the table, too.

2yr ⋅

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Anyone else’s cat enjoy jumping in the freezer?

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We have to put towels in front of the door to keep her from getting the carpet. Shame her

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Cupcake locked me out of my car today

3yr ⋅

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hurry up dammit

4yr ⋅

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It’s cool, I’ll just get eaten by wolves

1yr ⋅

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Took out chops to defrost

2yr ⋅

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i love revising for tests

2yr ⋅

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This AH stole my tray of sushi then had the balls to look shocked when I called him an AH.

1yr ⋅

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Yes that is my cat trying to steal some bagels.

1yr ⋅

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Just a small day trip.

3yr ⋅

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I've spent 7 months cross stitching the piece that is currently under his butt...

3yr ⋅

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Second lamp they’ve defeated

5mo ⋅

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Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice and protect him from the squirt bottle. His concerts start at 4am and last until everyone in the house is Up with him

8mo ⋅

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My co-worker gets angry when she feels ignored.

4yr ⋅

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Why doesn't your morning quiet time include me?!

11mo ⋅

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Cats and Christmas trees... worst enemies!

4mo ⋅

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Since we're posting nice pics of us with our cats

1yr ⋅

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Half-graded tests are her favorite nest

4mo ⋅

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Of course he will try to eat. 😒😅

1yr ⋅

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I wanted to brush my teeth, but nevermind

2yr ⋅

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Chicken knocked my Diet Coke onto my hair extensions that I was going to wear on a date tonight. He’s on the right. Thanks chicken

1yr ⋅

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My cat played with my airpods and lost one in the heating vent.

1yr ⋅

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when you want to smoke but she got it first, lol

6mo ⋅

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My fiancee’s coworker sent us an update on the kitten we gave him. Zilla demonstrating why we named her Godzilla.

4yr ⋅

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When you get up real quick to get some water and this is what happen next

6mo ⋅

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He pawed at the drawer until I pulled it out for him.

2yr ⋅

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The boys are rebelling against daylight savings

6mo ⋅

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This is why we can’t have nice things 😂 she at it again 🌹

6mo ⋅

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She's destroying my retirement fund!

4yr ⋅

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Every morning I wake up to Lucy(fer) laying on top of me and batting my face for food with the same indignant look on her face

3mo ⋅

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I didn't do this, I'm innocent

1yr ⋅

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ohh thank you!

5mo ⋅

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Just a lil something I made on paint

4yr ⋅

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This is what happens when I get out of my wheelchair for five minutes!

1yr ⋅

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Mac decided to pull my wife's yarn basket down. He's yawning about it in the picture... Oh, the indifference!

3yr ⋅

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My daughter just trying to do her math homework

1yr ⋅

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Caught conspiring with pug to steal the treat stash. Had the nerve to yell at me about getting caught...

2wk ⋅

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come join me

4yr ⋅

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Dad made a cake. The cat decided to piss on his parade.

1yr ⋅

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Miso being an asshole with her ass hole

3yr ⋅

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I'll Do It. I Swear To God, I'll Do It🤔

3yr ⋅

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Bet he cried for hours to go out too

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I wanted my cat to go to the vet. My cat didn’t want to go. So we compromised and I went to Urgent Care.

3yr ⋅

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He does this EVERY TIME I empty the dish washer!!

1yr ⋅

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Bruce, you are a dick.

2yr ⋅

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After using the litter box to defecate he comes here... why WHY COSMO

1yr ⋅

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Now he's taunting me.

5yr ⋅

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He Believes This is Helping; I Remain Unconvinced

4yr ⋅

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She has two bowls of fresh water but will only drink mine

2yr ⋅

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Just bought my wife some flowers. Asshole destroyed them.

2yr ⋅

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He apparently didn't approve of my choice of music ...

1mo ⋅

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Disrespect asshole at a temple in Thailand

3yr ⋅

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Mom, we cleaned the house here while you were gone.

1mo ⋅

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This asshole has had me terrified the last two days. The past week he’s had half his usual appetite, little energy, and I noticed today he’s lost a bit of weight. Turns out he doesn’t like the food he’s been eating for 4 months anymore

1yr ⋅

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Mufasa likes to sit on my nightstand and yell at me while I am laying in bed. If I ignore him, he starts knocking stuff off. No idea why.

1yr ⋅

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Look at her demanding face!

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He’s miss understood

4yr ⋅

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hit and run

4yr ⋅

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Apparently it's break time

3yr ⋅

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Typical cat mentality...

2yr ⋅

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Welp, it's that time of the year again.

1yr ⋅

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My mom has to wrap my cat in a towel for her to take her medicine

5mo ⋅

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I set my scrubs down for one second...

2yr ⋅

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Trouble brewing....

4yr ⋅

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Every time I straighten them, Stevie jumps up and fixes them

4yr ⋅

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Nudge chooses the ONE person who is allergic in a room full of people!

5yr ⋅

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My friend sent me a pic of him and his best friend and wanted me to share it with you, Reddit.

4yr ⋅

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Words of wisdom

4yr ⋅

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Oh. Were your towels clean?

3yr ⋅

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Not my cat, but def an asshole!

3yr ⋅

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Relaxing during quarantine

4yr ⋅

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Sign outside a gym in the UK. Credit: @connorrbolton

2yr ⋅

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Even the bear knows it

2yr ⋅

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This thief stole toys from the neighbours dog during the night.

2mo ⋅

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The photo of my attacker

3mo ⋅

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Taken minutes before he got into the bag and destroyed 2 rolls

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