My kitten has recently become obsessed with sitting on his older brother.4yr ⋅ Bartallica ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Followed her yowls to the kitchen. Guess she was saying “Hey! This rug is mysteriously wet after I knocked over this container!”7mo ⋅ probablyatargaryen ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Using her tree to redecorate. I wondered why these 2 were always crooked8mo ⋅ MarieMdeLafayette ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Little Luci nudged my sushi knife to the edge of the counter, jumped and it somehow managed to chop off his ear. $600 later and hes still adorable.4yr ⋅ kayton707 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Bought a new couch in preparation for the upcoming football season. However, anytime I get up for any amount of time, I always come back to this.....8mo ⋅ evanctaylor ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Why knock over the Lego death star when you can knock over the colosseum?3yr ⋅ Withered_One ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Hi, I’m Lily, and I stole all of my daddy’s socks so he can’t have any!3yr ⋅ Doodleplex ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
There was no way for me to get her into the carrier when we had to go to the vet. The vet cancels, a minute later she’s taking naps, in the same old carrier.7mo ⋅ bluebittersweet ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Desk chair for sale, some mild scratchmarks(barely visible) cat included1yr ⋅ J56_wadeva ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Guess I’m not wearing this mask to work today, unless I want to be breathing in asshole all day.2yr ⋅ cheshire_splat ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Caught this lady opening a package that had just arrived from the post office.1yr ⋅ Kittynicevip ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This cat has been terrorizing my sister and her dog almost daily2yr ⋅ snickerdoodlevc ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
The only place in the whole house he isn’t allowed to sleep - the dog’s crate3mo ⋅ 4Pawbs ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Eating, sleeping and being angry are her passions. She is Duchess the owner of everything1mo ⋅ scarlett_bbwgoddess ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
“I’ll just put the tree up real quick today, surely it won’t take long....”1yr ⋅ Chewbock ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Built a blanket fort for my 3y.o. They immediately stole it & refuse to leave.5mo ⋅ yana_sparkles ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
“I think I’ll just sit right here and take a shit once mom is finished cleaning it” 🫤1yr ⋅ naughtykitties ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat broke into the neighbors house and stole their dog’s bed2yr ⋅ PhantomSharks ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Proof that cats have been assholes for a long time: scratching up the nylons in a time of war! (1940)1mo ⋅ blonderengel ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Only Queen Marbles can sit on the cardboard castle. Others must loaf in tiny boxes like peasants.11mo ⋅ Inside_Anywhere8258 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Today, I spent an hour fixing Newton's favorite toys. He hasn't played with either since4yr ⋅ timemanagement77 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Had a grab bag full of gifts for my daughter and Joey pounced on it spilling everything. So, I made him a house. Asshole.1yr ⋅ BourbonInGinger ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This is Tom. Tom kills blinds. He tortures them by chewing on them til he's ready to take them out for good. Notice the spare set I'm scared to set up in the back lol3mo ⋅ ifallupthestairsalot ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Finally found something my AH willing to eat, which is a 3$ solid gold wet food. I think I need to adjust my retirement saving plans...10mo ⋅ Wandering_cat13 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
he got the brain cell for a split second and used it to get comfy in the One Spot i am actively using. thanks, Dennis.1yr ⋅ woodtipwine ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
She snuck out, rolled in the dirt, and stuck her tongue out at me. Total assholery.3yr ⋅ KarmaKarmaKombucha ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
No I wasn't scratching the furniture... uh... I was just... um... plz help am stuck4yr ⋅ spacecatJ ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Dad wouldn’t let her stick her head in the coffeemaker while he was trying to clean it, so she got mad and sat here.1yr ⋅ MegaCoreMagnetizer ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
From purring and half asleep to chin chomps. Danger cuddles still 110% worth it.3yr ⋅ DisinclinedOwl ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My roommate moved away and she took the curtains with her. The other night, I went to sleep and then I saw THIS little fucker! She scared the hell out of me! (Got any food? - the cat probably)4yr ⋅ AstroMaia ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I couldn’t figure out why the fabric felt wet but he’s got the thread running through his teeth as I sew. Gross5yr ⋅ KellyGreen55555 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Anyone else have a kitty that hides in the blankets and skin you alive when you climb into bed?6mo ⋅ sunniestgirl ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Nya decided to wake me up this morning by knocking my TV over & breaking it. Thank you so much, you adorable little shit 🙃1yr ⋅ lavendra525 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Nice bricks you have there human, it would be shame if...yeah I just walked over them!2yr ⋅ ShapeShiftingCats ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Simba on guard duty. Can’t open my front door without disturbing my security detail. Note his ‘scratching post’ to the left. Apparently my porch is for ruining...7mo ⋅ fugawf ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Tippy decided to hole up at the park. I will miss sleeping with him tonight2yr ⋅ blitzkrieg9 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I was wrapping gifts for my son's birthday, Ed had other plans.9mo ⋅ Liapocalypse1 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Managed to get this ridiculous action shot of my cats battling this morning2yr ⋅ joanning ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This looks like a good spot to perch! I am literally doubled over the counter in pain from cramps, so naturally this fucker decides to come hang out on my ass. Good view of the window though1yr ⋅ witchywoman713 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
The dogs haven't been able to use the beds since this punk arrived1yr ⋅ lorenteryl ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I had a horrible 12 hr shift at work and this little a-hole was “kitty-bonkers” when I got home.He sneak attacked,I chased,he chased,we boxed,we boxed agin under the couch.I can’t explain how much I needed to vent but my little furry homie got me.2yr ⋅ WinterMut3E ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
he knows he's not allowed up there, and he knows i can't reach him1mo ⋅ justkeeptreading ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Walked to the kitchen to find this. He was meowing and I thought he was stuck... fought me like the devil when I tried to help him down.6mo ⋅ final_capybara ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Cat arrested for vandalism and destruction of public property8mo ⋅ genius23sarcasm ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Kid spends 15 minutes making the blanket fort, only to have Onyx cave it in 15 seconds later. Asshole.3yr ⋅ CatMomwithKids ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
