Do y’all remember when Strawberry Shortcake VHS tapes came with Strawberry Scented cases??

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Okay, Karen.

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Can’t argue with that!

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I’ve blocked 1000 users and Reddit cut me off 😔

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“Ravioli of Lying to God”

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Dude really went all in, huh

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Thanks, I hate kinky Snape

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This is the way

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Senator Josh Hawley tries to say that only cis-women have the capacity to give birth. Wrong. That professor worded her rebuttal perfectly.

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“And he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices”

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“What do you mean you’re not taking me with you?” Patches knows the overnight bag means I’m leaving for a couple days lol.

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They ask for permission but don’t allow me to opt out

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Humans are endlessly entertaining to telepathic species. Their brains are so unpredictable and dynamic that you’ll never tire of listening in or hearing the thoughts of a random human in passing.

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“Females need to reach orgasm by penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone who most definitely failed biology.

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Greg thinks that the idea of vaginal expansion during arousal is a conspiracy made by women to cover up cheating. Okay, Greg.

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Ah yes, women can’t wear tampons until we’re punctured like a Capri Sun

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“How to tell if a woman is a virgin” 🤢🤢🤢

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Just a PSA: Your cat is a cat.

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Pls do not fill your vagina with Vagisil

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Kane seems to think that he can make better choices for women than we can make for ourselves

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Just saw this wonderful addition to the misogynistic original! Not my own work.

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This guy straight up dumped his wife because her vaginal muscles relaxed during sex

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Ah yes, we are quickly evolving to urinate from our clits. Right.

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Karen is angry that the store didn’t serve her. When they were closed.

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“It is what it is”

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Breaking the prime directive smh

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I work in a hotel. I asked a loud group to please quiet down so I could hear the guest I was trying to help, and they left this review about me lmao.

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Ea-nasir will never die

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How to get your preschoolers to take a nap with the magic of chloroform

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Washing your hair during your period causes ovarian cancer! It’s proven! Proven to be a crock of shit.

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Steve does not understand how human eggs work. Shocker.

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Painful breasts? Cheating. Painful stomach? Cheating. Smiling or laughing after an orgasm? Definitely cheating.

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The Crime vs The Criminal

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What... tf

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“She’s not a virgin because there’s not a vaginal opening until a penis makes one.” Lmfao.

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Imagine feeling so threatened by a literal child selling lemonade on the sidewalk that you call the cops. Peak Karen.

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The whole comment section on that post was a cesspool of incels and victim blaming.

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“Breastfeeding is embarrassingly loud and also comparable to defecating.” Sir, the only defecation I see here is that horrible paragraph you wrote.

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Bryan thinks he’s a Man of QualityTM️

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Be careful when you masturbate, ladies, lest you run out of arousal fluid and your clit starts sagging!

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Despite being an Android, Data is probably the most relatable character in this series.

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This guy has been arguing with me for MONTHS. Who wants to bet that he can’t link me any of those “scientific studies.”

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Yes

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This counts, right? 😉

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He take tha cheese

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Fashionably late to the party

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This episode didn’t have to go so hard, but it did. It did, and I cry watching it. Every time.

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Karen’s own dog pissed on the hotel room carpet, and she’s somehow managed to make it our fault.

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Objectively much worse than Da Vinci yelling, “fuck,” in Voyager. I forgot about this scene and was kind of stunned for a second when I heard it lol. Star Trek has *always* been ballsy, in case anyone has forgotten that.

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From an ad I saw online. Pls do not carry unwrapped tampons around in your pocket.

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Anon has never heard of foreplay.

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My discomfort is immeasurable

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Pro-tip! Use sanitizer and a bottle brush to keep your vagina fresh! (Please don’t do this 😫)

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My brain when I have a migraine

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She booked the wrong dates with a 3rd party and then left a bad review because we were completely sold out and wouldn’t alter her reservation. Bro you didn’t even stay here?? Book direct and pay attention next time. This ain’t my fault. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Cannonball Loop. What a way to go.

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“Your vagina doesn’t like two different men chemicals inside it” lmao

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Michael Dorn as Worf behind the scenes

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He is a *very* photogenic boy

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“The tiny person torn to death by wires.” That’s not how abortion works, contrary to the popular opinion of forced-birthers.

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Thanks, I hate time travel

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“If the vagina doesn’t permanently stretch, then you’re saying that it would be snug around a two inch man,” That’s exactly what I’m saying, Barry, you fucking idiot.

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Oh no, not the biohazard booby juice! Wouldn’t want to be contaminated by the titty bioweapon of mass destruction!

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Some Nice Guy was Nice enough to make a graph of our ‘Sexual Market Value’

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This little shit dragged a squirrel out and then sat on my bed and calmly watched as I chased it around with a box like a maniac trying to catch it for half an hour.

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Y’all ever realize that Duncan Regehr played Beverly’s ghost lover AND Shakaar? Because that’s just hilarious to me lmao.

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Dude has never interacted with another person ever.

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Careful not to strain your uterus at the gym!

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Great news, guys. Nobody has to worry about accidental or forced pregnancy anymore- just don’t give the sperm permission to enter the egg.

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“HeRiTaGe NoT hAtE” mf your entire heritage is literally hate

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I think this might be the pettiest thing I’ve heard in Star Trek, and it was funny as hell.

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Ah yes, tampons cause fungus bodysuits.

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Nice guys have no sense of object permanence

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Just a PSA- they ban people who speak out against government-sanctioned forced birth views. It is disgustingly un-Star Trek of them.

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There he goes!

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Forget about Irish Unification- let’s just get these nuclear winters over with.

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How did I never know of this sub before now...

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Watch out, ladies! If you masturbate too much, your vagina will turn into a bottomless quantum singularity.

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One of these things is not like the others...

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11-year-old drummer Nandi Bushell finally got to play on stage with Dave Grohl after a year of posting videos of herself drumming his songs online

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I don’t think that’s how it works, John.

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Nothing more romantic than unsolicited declarations of love from a guy you barely know...

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Beat Me Up, Scotty 💄

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Montana Rep. Brad Tschida thinks that a woman’s uterus serves no purpose other than to house a fetus. These are the people making decisions about our bodies.

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Excuse me? Terry thinks that abortion makes a woman subconsciously fear for her own life every day. Terry is an idiot.

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I have nothing to say except that this is fucking ridiculous

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When you emphasize that your coffee needs to be sugar free, but they don’t take you seriously. Glad I tested before drinking it. 😒

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They used “female” when speaking about a woman’s body. Because they see women as sex objects and nothing else. The comments are an incel cesspool.

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“I’m talking from experience,” he says as he discusses how a vagina shouldn’t be wet when aroused...

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Computer, one brick of coke, please.

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Hot guys make my ovaries wet

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Woke up to all my lives GONE. I was working on the 5,000 year generation goal, and everything just vanished. Game wasn’t updated, phone wasn’t updated, nothing. What happened?!

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Who would’ve thought? /s

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Fuck em up, Tuvok

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Are you really a Trekkie if you didn’t shudder in horror whenever Beverly said “kwa-SAH” in this episode instead of croissant?

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I hate when people act like migraine triggers are a choice. It’s not like I can snap my fingers and make someone else’s perfume or unexpected flashing lights disappear.

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Diplomacy has failed. It’s time to rise up and use the alternative to get our rights back.

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How to make the switch to an organic, biodegradable stress ball

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Evidently breasts = erections

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I can’t believe that I only just now made the connection that John Rhys-Davies, actor for the Da Vinci Hologram, was also the actor who played Gimli. The characters are so different in look and sound that I didn’t realize it until this morning. On my fifth voyager rewatch. 😳

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Steven really be out here talking like he knows more about vaginas than women do smh

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Every time I rewatch this episode, I rediscover what a banger it is with the raw dialogue. People like to make fun of it, but it is SO good.

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They didn’t have to do him dirty like that, but here we are.

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Maybe- just maybe- there is something wrong with Nice Guys and their psychology?

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You should definitely trust a man whose profile pic says “I took the redpill.” It’s the hallmark of a reliable source, for sure.

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An actual picture of me trying to sleep off a migraine and then being kept awake for hours by screaming children outside.

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For the devs and their scamming overhaul 🥰😘

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He’s a doctor, not the manager

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Doing a rewatch of TNG and was surprised by a young Robert Duncan McNeill!

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Found this picture awhile ago and thought I’d share because I’ve never seen it anywhere else. And it’s such a gorgeous picture!

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“It’s arrogant and entitled to say that men don’t get points for being nice”

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Sir, your theory is wrong.

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It’s time for the alternative. Time to take back our rights.

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Rewatching Scorpion and I finally realized that Da Vinci said fuck! Pretty sure he’s the first Star Trek character to say it.

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Someone named their kitten Seven. I’m pretty impressed with my own pun and thought that you all might appreciate it lol.

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Me getting ready to tell them *exactly* what I think of their Fresh Start...

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Carl Sagan’s son, Nick Sagan, worked as the story editor on S5 of Voyager, and he even wrote some voyager episodes himself! I saw his name on the credits many times but didn’t investigate to see if there was a relation until now. Just thought I’d share 😊

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Ugh

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On a post about a guy taking a kitten from someone hitting strays with a broom.

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Watching Lord of The Rings for the first time, and I had that same unsettled feeling about Grima that I did about Suder. Looked it up, and they are indeed played by the same person! Brad Dourif is great at playing the low-key creep.

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Happy!

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I recognized the same actor immediately. The man who played Muniz in DS9 also played Joleg in Voyager. A fantastic actor.

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If women are programmed, I think I might’ve short-circuited

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Designing on a bad day when you’re not motivated like:

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Nice Guys don’t shower and really wonder why people won’t hang out with them

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Nothing like sugar alcohols to keep you from downing a whole pint of ice cream at once.

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So, are we not going to discuss that time when Paris became Harry’s dad-in-law?

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Saw this on the news today. Reminded me of a resident in LTC who would scream at the top of her lungs, “TURN THAT FUCKING THING OFF” about her roommate’s oxygen machine. She’d shove it off tables, shut it off, try to break it. Woman was insane.

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Three hours. Not enough time for votes, but who needs votes when you operate solely on an algorithm 🙄

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Why

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“Always remember, you are the prize” LMAO

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Wow, check out these 69 ‘new’ items that I have the privilege of using. All of which I already owned. Thanks Redecor for letting me have access to content I already purchased. 🙄😡

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“I showed up in the middle of the night, and I could tell she was cheating as soon as I shoved my three fingers into her vagina”

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“Women feel entitled to the best!” Nah, we just feel entitled to basic human decency tbh.

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John says it’s a fact, guys. Time to go home, nobody could possibly refute his *highly* scientific assessment of women’s anatomy...

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Apparently having too much sex with a large penis causes “loose bowels and prolapsed uterus.”

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I can’t believe this got me a 5.0 😳I’m not complaining, I just thought it would tank lol

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My design for this room. Currently in first. I really love all the creative liberty they’ve been giving us recently!

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