The time this asshole broke out of the hard carrier to fight me for control of the AC during cross country move.9mo ⋅ skyhighnemo ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
so I'm 36 and now bed ridden due to a massive stroke)no voluntary movement on my left side of my body) and this little bitch attacked my good foot1yr ⋅ ChaosDeLane ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
The asshole in the background ate the tips off my asparagus. Lunch is no longer as planned.1yr ⋅ rjulyan ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Not what I wanted to wake up to on a Saturday morning. They’re not at all sorry.2yr ⋅ FluffyMaterial ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Got home, opened my car door and immediately got yelled at by this cat I’ve never seen before.3yr ⋅ Strawberry-Whorecake ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My stupid cat is ripping on my curtains 😩 she already took down 21yr ⋅ NerdMaedel ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Look what I just came home to...this ain’t my cat! Wtf? (Ello mate, I live here now)2yr ⋅ thatluckyfox ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This asshole keeps on roaming beyond my building and then bringing live cockroaches home. She doesn’t kill them either.2yr ⋅ Eatingclementines ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Pesto often sits in front of the TV and pats onscreen people and cats. It would be cuter if she didn’t use claws.1yr ⋅ majorgeneralpanic ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Thanks for bringing a dead corpse in during my session with a client. (She wears a bell, but apparently this bird heard it too late).1yr ⋅ stopforgettingevery ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My friends told me it will be fun to have a cat at home ... first Day !10mo ⋅ asiandoll_ ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Another Jimmy update: caught him having some kind of meeting with his brother at 6am today. I’m kind of scared.2mo ⋅ Siskriss ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This little asshole just cost me $300 and what little sanity I had left. Spent all week troubleshooting internet issues. Replaced the modem & router only to find chew marks in the Ethernet cable under my desk.2mo ⋅ tehLoneDude ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Spent hours building the new cat tree with Murphy climbing all over it while I was trying to work. As soon as I finished and it was all theirs, here's Murphy.1yr ⋅ CaffeineFueledLife ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
We had a leaky pipe which ruined part of the ceiling in a closet. My cat found a way in and won’t come out...2yr ⋅ EwokNuggets ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Cats secretly alter your clothes at night to make you think you got fat. You're welcome for the information.2yr ⋅ Tanyaa9 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Office thought they had finally won the battle, until Jack reclaimed his spot2yr ⋅ katchizy ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Barry holding the evidence of how he woke me up this morning, by chomping on my nose and causing a bloodbath. All because I didn't feed him on time.3yr ⋅ Salarmot ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This dumbass decided to jump in the washing machine after I put detergent in it. He did NOT enjoy getting the soap washed off his feet and stomach. 3wk ⋅ Dependent_Sport_2249 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Ripping the toilet paper to the core multiple times a week. How do I stop this????9mo ⋅ JollySalamander2 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Fucking tore a hole under my bed and scratches at it at night CONSTANTLY. I CAN’T SLEEP.6mo ⋅ Substantial-Beyond81 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
The tree has been up for less than an hour and I've already pulled him out of it twice. 🙄3yr ⋅ jeridaraven ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He’s breakfast is at 8. I’m 30 minutes late on feeding him because I just woke up.8mo ⋅ kushnor ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I heard him knocking everything off the nightstand and when I turned around this is what I saw.2mo ⋅ VaguelyArtistic ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Finally finished the baby's nursery... I mean the cats' nursery, obviously!1yr ⋅ pointsofellie ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He's obsessed with trying to eat the fish food. If I give him the wafers he eats them faster then he eats cat treats. This cat hates wet food, hates most cat treats. But he loves fish food to the point that I have to lock it up.8mo ⋅ piefanart ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Nothing but coal for this one! Maxi is on the naughty list for life!1yr ⋅ KittyBishop ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Went to take his picture because he looked so sweet, he tried to attack me and fell out of the climber.3yr ⋅ Tiny_Link_7075 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Bobcat breaks into home in order to steal dog’s bed. “This isn’t even my cat.” said the homeowner.1yr ⋅ laughing_atthe_void ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This asshole climbed into the back of a kitchen drawer. If I didn't spot him he'd be a flat asshole.1yr ⋅ mc_1968 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
So you learned how to crack open the automated feeder by knocking it over? Well, checkmate assholes.1yr ⋅ deane-barker ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Girl jumps on my back at any given chance and expects me to carry her around the house like this. She's the main character, I'm just her servant. 2mo ⋅ needaredesign ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Guess who has one less tree in their backyard now, thanks to this asshole?10mo ⋅ mckinneym ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This small lady loaf inhales her food and then projectile vomits, usually aiming for a rug or chair leg. Now serving less than 1/4 cup of food at a time for proper digestion and fewer vomits. 1mo ⋅ Twolsanday ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
friend called me hysterical thinking my cat she was sitting had escaped... a few hours later he reveals himself8mo ⋅ Tejrtasa ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
The face of someone who is proud of ripping the hell out of my sofa👺2mo ⋅ PastLifeguard2924 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Baby coming in 5 days trying to train this blob to stay out of the bassinet. THOUGHT THEY WERENT SUPPOSED TO LIKE TINFOIL.2yr ⋅ evade26 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Was diagnosed with Covid and Finn decided to help me not breathe.3yr ⋅ Pretending2beme ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Sleep deprivation demon. Throwing things off the table at night. Haven’t had good sleep in months.7mo ⋅ thedrawerking ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
We’re out of town and have someone stopping by to check on the cats. This is how our old lady Puss greets him every day11mo ⋅ ArtisenalMoistening ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
While cleaning out the litter box, Captain Jack decided to pee in the lid 😑2yr ⋅ MrMeow8 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Request to TV manufacturers. Please put the IR sensors at the top of the TV.1yr ⋅ BabyMakR1 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
THIS ABSOLUTE SHITHEAD!!! he gave my grandfather blood poisoning (guess his name in the comments)1yr ⋅ Warm-Welcome779 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
i was looking for her for an hour ಠಗಠ didn’t respond to anything11mo ⋅ toebearnie ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Just caught this little jerk breaking into and eating uncooked macaroni3yr ⋅ mobiuschic42 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I am trying to finish crocheting his blanket. He crawled on my lap and shoved himself in the fold while I was prepping to flip to do the next row, and did this. At least he likes it!2mo ⋅ Corrinaclarise ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
He keeps jumping on the table, i keep telling him to get off. Now i don't know if he is challenging me3yr ⋅ odontofyias ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Jeff knocked something off the bathroom counter. When I leaned over to pick it up, he decided to jump on my back and settle there...2yr ⋅ youcanseemyface ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
