The only way to keep him out of my yarn is to give him his own and tell him not to touch it. 1mo ⋅ aveartemis ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Hmm I wonder who jumped on top of the fridge and knocked over a box of cereal and cornflour, whoever could it have been?3yr ⋅ SatansSlutz ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
One of them is peeing on the carpet by the door, I have visitors tomorrow so I am scrubbing it completely. They came to watch the idiot at work3yr ⋅ Poncemastergeneral ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Mac found the treats and tore his way into the pantry to get there5mo ⋅ tictactastytaint ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Went to grab the last few bags from my car and walked in to find them perusing for the lunch meat chicken...by tearing through the lettuce, but they had the correct bag.3yr ⋅ pugshatedrugs ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
OMG guys, guess who's back?! Yup, you got it - it's MAX! And let me tell you, he absolutely crushed it this time. #MaxIsBack #PopularDemand 👏🙌1yr ⋅ JedidiahCallahan ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Intentionally holding up with water line for 5 minutes. Dog is too scared to rush her.2yr ⋅ Whyr3dd1t ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I wanted to take a picture of the cross-stitch sampler, but he thought the camera was out for him4mo ⋅ pfeffer3 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Stepped away for a minute after sanitizing all my equipment for mead making. Disco came by for a surprise inspection.1yr ⋅ sam_neil ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
She may be cute but she makes playing games extra hard; if you move her she’ll meow like she’s dying then crawl back and lay across even more of the play field.1yr ⋅ daylightsshadow ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Making another asshole appearance is the cat who absolutely did not chew my foam roller9mo ⋅ MarieMdeLafayette ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat sprints at full speed from across the yard, to stand behind the car when I’m backing into my parking space. Every. Single. Time.1yr ⋅ little_bear_is_ok ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice and protect him from the squirt bottle. His concerts start at 4am and last until everyone in the house is Up with him5yr ⋅ rachybabi ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Trying to slap my phone out of my hand because I had to use the bathroom before I fed him.3yr ⋅ RManSavage ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
How do I work if these two assholes keep sleeping on me all day? Obviously not safe for work..9mo ⋅ Actual_Hyena3394 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Every morning I wake up with this fuzz nugget sitting on my face. It was much cuter when she was an itty bitty kitty.3yr ⋅ Illustrious_Fig_1020 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Lil shits don’t want us to leave 😂 Cute, but they keep doing this.11mo ⋅ Ace-a-Nova1 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat just came back from one of her evening strolls with someone else's keys in her mouth4yr ⋅ robrobxD ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Resident Asshole does not snuggle on or near the pillows, ever. Until I whip out the black sheets.2yr ⋅ AhAhStayinAnonymous ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Lost my favorite asshole 7 months ago. He was always very punctual about breakfast5yr ⋅ hunsonaberdeen ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I hung this lil ledge for him to watch all his birdie buddies and his ungrateful ass literally will not step foot on it. No trust whatsoever.4yr ⋅ kerrylorraine ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I spent $60 on a cat hammock and a free paper bag was the only way to get her to lay in it.3yr ⋅ twentysomething3 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This little asshole bit me for warning my toes in front of the furnace and then plopped herself where my dawgs were. Then she has the audacity to show me with her paws where to pet her on her head5mo ⋅ AndrogynousVampire ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This was taken at 03:30, both of them decided it was time for breakfast.7mo ⋅ spikeymist ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Chomsky wasn’t feeling photogenic at that particular moment in time.. sunk one right in my finger..1yr ⋅ PrismPhoneService ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
“Oh I’m sorry, were you trying to take notes on MY pillow??”3yr ⋅ leastcmplicated ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Dog growled every time cat walked by the crate. Cat responded as only cats do.4yr ⋅ Songleaf ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Came across this gem from when we repainted. We found white paddy prints across the floor. The suspect was easily identified.3yr ⋅ def_just_a_banana ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
It's hairball season here again. Why is it never on the easy-to-clean kitchen floor? Stained for life.6mo ⋅ ShoganAye ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
When breakfast is at 7:00 but it's 7:02 and you still haven't been fed3yr ⋅ DukeFerdinandMaria ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
HE BIT MY BOOB!!!! Note to self: if you are wearing a thin pajama top, wear a padded bra too.1yr ⋅ Prior-Mountain6656 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My cat Haku the big boy in white using his sister Hana as a seat. She was not amused.2yr ⋅ xxdarkwingdavexx ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
How it started (LAST Thursday) Vs how it’s going (today). My cats are assholes. I bought this stupid tree a week ago.1yr ⋅ Convergentshave ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Cassius only drinks water that he knows I’ve drank and it isn’t poison2yr ⋅ tcshootme ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I heard incessant meowing at 1 am and went to check on the cat thinking something was wrong. He was not, in fact, dying. He continued to meow until 3 am when I finally gave in. A precedent has been set.1yr ⋅ painandpets ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
She has a fancy filtered water fountain but she chooses old kettle water instead3yr ⋅ catmom2040 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Guess who peed on my most expensive clothes and puked on my most expensive blanket? (He’s fine, just hungry and stupid.)2mo ⋅ Brrrrrr_Its_Cold ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Excuse me sir....I’m just gonna.....squeeze in here...don’t mind me....1yr ⋅ Sparklypenwhore ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
The face of a boi who knows where my keys are and won’t tell me5mo ⋅ Random-bookworm ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
My neighbor’s cat actively murdering the garland I was about to hang.1yr ⋅ poached_salmonella ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
This innocent faced little lady totally isn't knocking everything off my nightstand to try and find her treats...5mo ⋅ ProudnotLoud ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I worked hard on a crocheted couch for my son's kitten. He prefers a box. Any box.3yr ⋅ teasz5 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Somehow she managed to sit on the paper plates, napkins, AND cheese packets for our pizza. Talent!3mo ⋅ MrsSadieMorgan ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Loves to hang from the doorknob and scream at that top of her lungs when she wants to go outside2yr ⋅ zuzuofthewolves ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Just pulled the load from the washing machine to turn and see this little asshole.3mo ⋅ whatswestofwesteros ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Guess who learned to use his mutant thumbs to open cupboards while we were away and got into the compost, cereal, and cat treats10mo ⋅ Cordillera94 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I just found this subreddit and I hope this picture of my Pumpkin brings a little joy your way!3yr ⋅ Cynfire1478 ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Got bitten because we had to wipe her butt. She’s an asshole but has justified reasons for it (see comment)1yr ⋅ Soft_BoiledEgg ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
