This Asshole Costing Someone $.50
down you go
WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS
mommy he smacked me
This corner is much better like this
a love hate relationship
he got off to a slow start but then
Now he's taunting me.
Just trying to get a little work done here...
Lost my favorite asshole 7 months ago. He was always very punctual about breakfast
Bought my son a little camping chair today. He was sitting in it, ten seconds later I hear him crying and I look over and this is what I see.
Even statues can't read in peace (via Albany Public Library)
Bite now, growl later
This is why you dont tell your cat no
Runs away for 4 months... comes home and has babies in my closet.
get your own phone
Cats have always been assholes. 2nd c. CE (Roman) roof tiles found in Normandy, France.
The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats
you . OUT
Alvin proudly brought in a slug on our bed
My wife and I are on our way to a wedding in Vermont and we pulled over on the highway to switch drivers and as soon as we got out our cat Diesel stepped on the lock button and locked us out.
I couldn’t figure out why the fabric felt wet but he’s got the thread running through his teeth as I sew. Gross
Because why not chew on this thread spool?
Cat on the roof of this car this morning...
My sister is babysitting my cat, Benny. He’s very demanding.
let me help you
Ruining a perfectly good picture.
this seems like a good spot
Mean cat kicked out repair guys
love hate relationship
There goes the dog food...
Can't even cook in peace
My cat loves to jump back and forth over my head to wake me up each morning. Today she missed. Then she proceeded to throw up all over the carpet because she ate her breakfast too fast. Happy Tuesday.
1) Eat a Lilly 2) Do everything you can to stop the vet from saving your asshole life
He's so proud of himself..
My cat got makeup on his face and it did not come off easily.
Five beds and ten chairs in the house. He sits on the eggs.
Breakfast was not being served fast enough for this queen.
Awww, he doesn't like the new guy
I think I just caught my cat trying to murder my other cat
no you dont
Stealing the food he worked hard for
what a dickhead
Come one, come all
Spider cat, spider cat, cries from the curtains 'cause he's a twat
Quiet Yuri, it will all be over soon
I think I have a ninja in my room trying to kill me
Larry, the Chief Mouser, at 10 Downing, briefly disrupts Trump's UK visit by refusing to move out from under his limo.
My cat has been sleeping on my pants in the bottom shelf of our closet lately, so I asked my wife to move the pants and put a cat bed in there. Cat's response:
Zero shits given at 5 weeks old. Say hello to Katara our foster kitten.
She looked guilty for a split second, then continued on her rampage
F*ck your stupid train hooman
Get a cat, they said. They provide emotional support and are often misunderstood, they said.
asshole level 10
I’ve been told this belongs here, and I’m inclined to agree.
This is Wally. He's an asshole.
Color me impressed
She's beauty and she's grace, another set of blinds to replace~
friend called me hysterical thinking my cat she was sitting had escaped... a few hours later he reveals himself (from a spot she checked)
He just wants a little bite
She’s not allowed on the kitchen table, but she thinks this is OK.
My daughter had friends over last night and Toby was feeling neglected.
i dont care if its broccoli , Jake cant have it
Oh he’s going to knock it over...
you werent supposed to be home till 5pm Karen
because f*ck your tree... and f*ck you, that's why.
Responded to some late-night screaming from the cat. Turns out her dry food was all pushed up against the sides of the bowl and she’s out of wet food. Obvious crisis.
took my cat to the vet today and found out that she’s just been ignoring us for two years and she’s not actually deaf
Clean laundry? Don't mind if I do
Hard days work of knocking everything off the tub.
Found this on facebook and had to share.
My SO woke up to this in the morning
This is our kitchen. This is not my cat.
My cat when there’s a closed door in the house
Pancho likes to climb on moms oven hood when she cooks. Mom cannot reach Pancho. Pancho is an asshole.
This belongs here…
She woke me up at 7:00 AM sharp and demanded breakfast. She then proceeded eat it so fast that she projectile vomited from the top of her cat tree. It’s a good thing she’s cute.
Asshole escapes from house and gets stuck - then demands to be rescued immediately!
A cats mind is something wonderfull
He just had to pick that spot.
So that’s why my kitchen floor is always wet.
this morning, i’ve decided to wake you by leaping at and biting your elbow every time it drifts over the side of the bed. happy 4:30am!
He broke into the snack closet, ate a bunch of popcorn and kibble, couldn't break back out, and peed himself to sleep
Yea, about that Antenna
An Ideal Companion 😹
My cats have reached an impasse. Two stubborn asses both wanting through the door. Wonder who will give in first.
so are kittens
lose weight now . get a cat
I need some space....
My wife and our cat Olivia are in a constant battle for control of my wife’s pregnancy pillow. Yesterday, the cat won.
Of all places that you could puke...
at least it was not a full roll
He pushed the middle towel off the bed so he could snuggle between the other two
You absolute monster
The girls are having the worlds laziest fight
Tiny, eight pound Mia requires the entire queen sized bed.
He stretched out horizontally on the bed and took over more than half the bed
It's her first Christmas and she instantly figured out that she could climb the tree I was putting up -_-
Hold hands? Oh okay.
First time owning a kitten - didn't know they really did this stuff!
Unnecessary Feline Assholery.
Every time I try to do homework.
The way my dad's cat screams at him when he's leaving.
I'll take that
We all know cats are liquid, so they could have both fit. But noooooooo.
He won’t stop meowing until he’s around my shoulders like a stupid scarf.
Crosspost, fits better here
Get outta here!
Not only did he howell all night, he left me this delightful surprise in the morning
let me ruin this yoga video
I just thought it needed more kneading
Gone for two minutes and come back to this
Cat captures dog
Yelling at me because i wont let him outside
My wife tried to walk the cat.
She’s rubbing it in my face that it’s been 8 months and she still won’t step foot in the bed I bought her.
Don't sit in the photo box, Sid. *sits anyway* *smiles*
We finally found out who has been leaving socks all around the house
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Mods are taking a catnap! Upvote this polite cat waving hello!
The cats were not consulted
Ill turn you into the Flying Ketchup
2 cat flaps and this little asshole refuses to use anything but the front door
My cat has decided that her new favorite place to sleep is INSIDE the bathroom trash can...
get into position then let rip
Please Don't CONdonE Asshole Behavior
Biggie, in danger of wasting away to normal size, takes my foot for sustenance
This is why she doesn't do yoga anymore.
And she was quite pleased with herself afterwards