This Asshole Costing Someone $.50
down you go
Hot off the printer and look who was meowing at the door
there was an attempt
WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS
mommy he smacked me
This corner is much better like this
he got off to a slow start but then
a love hate relationship
Just trying to get a little work done here...
Lost my favorite asshole 7 months ago. He was always very punctual about breakfast
Now he's taunting me.
Bought my son a little camping chair today. He was sitting in it, ten seconds later I hear him crying and I look over and this is what I see.
awww so cute
Even statues can't read in peace (via Albany Public Library)
Bite now, growl later
If I fits...
Runs away for 4 months... comes home and has babies in my closet.
This is why you dont tell your cat no
Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice and protect him from the squirt bottle. His concerts start at 4am and last until everyone in the house is Up with him
get your own phone
Cats have always been assholes. 2nd c. CE (Roman) roof tiles found in Normandy, France.
I couldn’t figure out why the fabric felt wet but he’s got the thread running through his teeth as I sew. Gross
you . OUT
The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats
Cat on the roof of this car this morning...
Alvin proudly brought in a slug on our bed
My wife and I are on our way to a wedding in Vermont and we pulled over on the highway to switch drivers and as soon as we got out our cat Diesel stepped on the lock button and locked us out.
My sister is babysitting my cat, Benny. He’s very demanding.
Received this Snapchat from my girlfriend this morning while I was at work this morning...
Because why not chew on this thread spool?
Ruining a perfectly good picture.
let me help you
Mean cat kicked out repair guys
They don’t even let you catch a breath
this seems like a good spot
love hate relationship
My cat loves to jump back and forth over my head to wake me up each morning. Today she missed. Then she proceeded to throw up all over the carpet because she ate her breakfast too fast. Happy Tuesday.
Nudge chooses the ONE person who is allergic in a room full of people!
Oh hey human... Wow wtf bro
There goes the dog food...
Can't even cook in peace
1) Eat a Lilly 2) Do everything you can to stop the vet from saving your asshole life
He's so proud of himself..
My cat got makeup on his face and it did not come off easily.
Breakfast was not being served fast enough for this queen.
Why cats are not allowed in the operating room
Five beds and ten chairs in the house. He sits on the eggs.
Awww, he doesn't like the new guy
Come one, come all
How to wake up instantly: 1. Start by having your cat set it's tail on fire with a candle. 2. Then panic and put it out with your hands. 3. Hold your long haired doofus for a long period of time after, because he's okay and didn't even realize what happened. Congratulations you're awake now!!!
I think I just caught my cat trying to murder my other cat
no you dont
Stealing the food he worked hard for
what a dickhead
Trapped his brother in the sock basket
Larry, the Chief Mouser, at 10 Downing, briefly disrupts Trump's UK visit by refusing to move out from under his limo.
Spider cat, spider cat, cries from the curtains 'cause he's a twat
Quiet Yuri, it will all be over soon
I think I have a ninja in my room trying to kill me
I feel this belongs here
Zero shits given at 5 weeks old. Say hello to Katara our foster kitten.
My cat has been sleeping on my pants in the bottom shelf of our closet lately, so I asked my wife to move the pants and put a cat bed in there. Cat's response:
She looked guilty for a split second, then continued on her rampage
Get a cat, they said. They provide emotional support and are often misunderstood, they said.
I’ve been told this belongs here, and I’m inclined to agree.
Glad I Bought Nacho a New Cat Bed...
F*ck your stupid train hooman
Color me impressed
asshole level 10
friend called me hysterical thinking my cat she was sitting had escaped... a few hours later he reveals himself (from a spot she checked)
She likes to “paint” with water.
This is Wally. He's an asshole.
She's beauty and she's grace, another set of blinds to replace~
She’s not allowed on the kitchen table, but she thinks this is OK.
I opened the door to the balcony, placed my cushion on the bench, went inside to grab my book and that's what I saw when I went back outside
He just wants a little bite
My daughter had friends over last night and Toby was feeling neglected.
Oh he’s going to knock it over...
you werent supposed to be home till 5pm Karen
i dont care if its broccoli , Jake cant have it
because f*ck your tree... and f*ck you, that's why.
Responded to some late-night screaming from the cat. Turns out her dry food was all pushed up against the sides of the bowl and she’s out of wet food. Obvious crisis.
I got in bed and had to throw 12 cat toys on the floor. The disapproval was profound! It took a lot of teamwork to drag them all up there!
took my cat to the vet today and found out that she’s just been ignoring us for two years and she’s not actually deaf
My cat is usually very pretty. This is the face she makes when she’s being an asshole.
Your WiFi is going to be down for a few hours because I’m cold.
Hard days work of knocking everything off the tub.
Clean laundry? Don't mind if I do
This is our kitchen. This is not my cat.
Found this on facebook and had to share.
My SO woke up to this in the morning
My cat when there’s a closed door in the house
Pancho likes to climb on moms oven hood when she cooks. Mom cannot reach Pancho. Pancho is an asshole.
She woke me up at 7:00 AM sharp and demanded breakfast. She then proceeded eat it so fast that she projectile vomited from the top of her cat tree. It’s a good thing she’s cute.
A cats mind is something wonderfull
Asshole escapes from house and gets stuck - then demands to be rescued immediately!
This belongs here…
He just had to pick that spot.
So that’s why my kitchen floor is always wet.
I asked my husband if he was able to get any of the chores done today. This was his response. Im guessing that's a no...
Yea, about that Antenna
He broke into the snack closet, ate a bunch of popcorn and kibble, couldn't break back out, and peed himself to sleep
Get off your ass and feed me more wet food while it’s fresh cause I like to lap up all the yummy juices and waste food by leaving lots of left and ask for more, cuz JUiCE
this morning, i’ve decided to wake you by leaping at and biting your elbow every time it drifts over the side of the bed. happy 4:30am!
An Ideal Companion 😹
This asshole just got rushed to the emergency vet with a cardiac arrhythmia. He's 15 and was scheduled to go in for radioactive iodine treatment next week, but that's now in question. Cross your fingers for him, please!
My cats have reached an impasse. Two stubborn asses both wanting through the door. Wonder who will give in first.
so are kittens
lose weight now . get a cat
I need some space....
My wife and our cat Olivia are in a constant battle for control of my wife’s pregnancy pillow. Yesterday, the cat won.
Of all places that you could puke...
at least it was not a full roll
He pushed the middle towel off the bed so he could snuggle between the other two
You absolute monster
The girls are having the worlds laziest fight
Tiny, eight pound Mia requires the entire queen sized bed.
He stretched out horizontally on the bed and took over more than half the bed
It's her first Christmas and she instantly figured out that she could climb the tree I was putting up -_-
Hold hands? Oh okay.
First time owning a kitten - didn't know they really did this stuff!
This asshole came for snuggles at 3.45am whilst singing the song of her people. Returned at 7.30am to make sure I do not get enough sleep. Ladies and Gentleman, meet Macho Meow Mandy Savage.
Unnecessary Feline Assholery.
20 minutes of arts and crafts ruined by turning my back for 30 seconds. James T. Kirk is an asshole.
Every time I try to do homework.
The way my dad's cat screams at him when he's leaving.
I'll take that
We all know cats are liquid, so they could have both fit. But noooooooo.
He won’t stop meowing until he’s around my shoulders like a stupid scarf.
Crosspost, fits better here