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This Asshole Costing Someone $.50
down you go
I shooed him off my lap and he gonna be a little bitch about it
Nice rug ya got there
Cat who's supposed...
My wife went up a tree to save our kitty, he then pushed her out of the tree, sending her 20ft to the ground where she shattered two vertebrae and tore her upper lip, he then proceeded to exit the tree effortlessly.
Hot off the printer and look who was meowing at the door
Heard my husband screaming while in the shower..walked in on this
Next Level Cat Assholery (from twitter)
there was an attempt
Just a little nibble
We bought a new bed for the dog. Came back to find this.
Where theres problem there is solution.
Probably a repost
He is ignoring me because I wouldn't let him eat the diarrhea causing cactus
My bf spent 3 months on an outdoor heated cat house for my guy. Hasn't stepped into it.
Enjoy your squished cake, peasents.
Any cup. Anywhere. He will find it.
Cat asshole on your breakfast
he got off to a slow start but then
The little statue
Just trying to get a little work done here...
Lost my favorite asshole 7 months ago. He was always very punctual about breakfast
Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice and protect him from the squirt bottle. His concerts start at 4am and last until everyone in the house is Up with him
Even statues can't read in peace (via Albany Public Library) Wow
WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS
mommy he smacked me
Not my picture found on FB
awww so cute
My cat bites my dad whenever he's paying attention to my mom and not him
Need to say no more
He’s very open about letting me know I haven’t been paying enough attention to him while I weave
Lighters started disappearing about the time I got a new asshole
Mean cat kicked out repair guys crying
Our cat wakes us up every morning, then as soon as we follow him downstairs he goes straight back to sleep. I drew our routine.
This corner is much better like this
If I fits...
This is Aurora. She has no teeth. That doesn't stop her from biting you as hard as she can.
It must be love
a love hate relationship
Of all the places she could have sat.
I sneaked into...
It's taken this dickhead over 2 years but hes finally sat on my lap
He’s not allowed on the table.
hurry up dammit
Hooman, let me show how sexy i am.
I hung this lil ledge for him to watch all his birdie buddies and his ungrateful ass literally will not step foot on it. No trust whatsoever.
What?! There was no other place to sit.
Just a lil something I made on paint
Now he's taunting me.
Oh it's cool I wasn't watching tv 🙄
hit and run
Bought my son a little camping chair today. He was sitting in it, ten seconds later I hear him crying and I look over and this is what I see.
Words of wisdom
Nudge chooses the ONE person who is allergic in a room full of people!
Cats have 32 muscles...
This is my kitchen. This is not my cat.
Mods are asleep. Upvote this old ass cat comforting his 6 year old ‘tormentor’ while he doesn’t feel good. Static Ecks, you are the best cat anyone could ask for. You could not have picked a better candidate to replace me as your best friend. Cheers!
Runs away for 4 months... comes home and has babies in my closet.
My cat just came back from one of her evening strolls with someone else's keys in her mouth
Posted by u/Ahnnastaysia in r/chonkers. I think it also belongs here.
Received this Snapchat from my girlfriend this morning while I was at work this morning...
come join me
My friend sent me a pic of him and his best friend and wanted me to share it with you, Reddit.
Cat on the roof of this car this morning...
My co-worker gets angry when she feels ignored.
He’s miss understood
It lasted 12 hours
She's destroying my retirement fund!
Figured y’all would like this
My father attempting to eat dinner in peace
I couldn’t figure out why the fabric felt wet but he’s got the thread running through his teeth as I sew. Gross
Bite now, growl later
So you've chosen death.
My bf has wings....and friends.
My sister is babysitting my cat, Benny. He’s very demanding.
He pulled the bookmark out of the book I'm reading while it was sitting closed on my nightstand
I told Chloe, who is 18, to get off my chair.
Ruining a perfectly good picture. oyh
Even statues can't read in peace (via Albany Public Library)
Leggo my Eggo
A true power move.
They don’t even let you catch a breath
Every time I straighten them, Stevie jumps up and fixes them
Assholery at its finest
Screw your report karen
An assassin in feline form.
Because why not chew on this thread spool?
This looks like a good spot to lie down....
Mean cat kicked out repair guys
Oh hey human... Wow wtf bro
get your own phone
He pushed my tv off the stand :)
New baby is so destructive!
Alvin proudly brought in a slug on our bed
The Temptations are just too tempting.
Big cats are assholes too
This is why you dont tell your cat no
Today, I spent an hour fixing Newton's favorite toys. He hasn't played with either since
Guess who is the boss in this house.
Are memes allowed? Because this basically sums up the cat species.
I feel this belongs here
Why cats are not allowed in the operating room
This asshole who scratches the couch and sits on the scratching post.
Clean me hooman
Tbh I would have done it anyway so
Ruining a perfectly good picture.
Catzilla! Messi photobombed my friend's bridal pics!
Historical asshole cat - 18th century brick recovered from a Pottery works with a teeny tiny little paw print in it
My roommate moved away and she took the curtains with her. The other night, I went to sleep and then I saw THIS little fucker! She scared the hell out of me! (Got any food? - the cat probably)
My cat got makeup on his face and it did not come off easily.
My cat loves to jump back and forth over my head to wake me up each morning. Today she missed. Then she proceeded to throw up all over the carpet because she ate her breakfast too fast. Happy Tuesday.
Stood on the dryer, tore the wreath down, made a bed, and just purring away.
Trapped his brother in the sock basket
you . OUT
How to wake up instantly: 1. Start by having your cat set it's tail on fire with a candle. 2. Then panic and put it out with your hands. 3. Hold your long haired doofus for a long period of time after, because he's okay and didn't even realize what happened. Congratulations you're awake now!!!
Cats have always been assholes. 2nd c. CE (Roman) roof tiles found in Normandy, France.
Where's my breakfast at 5:57 am
Jeez his language though lol!
The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats
Today, Jerry learned that if he unplugs the box fan from the wall at night, the humans wake up. Here he is, proud of himself, 6:35 AM on my day off.
My wife and I are on our way to a wedding in Vermont and we pulled over on the highway to switch drivers and as soon as we got out our cat Diesel stepped on the lock button and locked us out.
Tinfoil will keep the cats off the couch...
The beginning of 18 years and counting of assholery
1) Eat a Lilly 2) Do everything you can to stop the vet from saving your asshole life
We have three girls, they take turns laying here.
this seems like a good spot
Oh, were you gonna cook something in that?
She carried a tiny unhatched bird egg into my apartment from outside...