Oscar is not sure how he feels about his new outfit. On one hand, he is warmer. On the other, he is a vicious, wild beast descended from wolves and wearing clothing is embarrassing.1yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/Dachshund
[F/42/5'2 [397.1 > 257.4 = 139.7 Lost (so far)] (12 months) Walked my first 5K today]8yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/progresspics
My husband is 700 miles away for a death in the family, and we coincidentally happened to be watching the same episode...4yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/Jeopardy
My husband will be working EVERY New Year's Eve for the conceivable future... I was bummed when I realized that, but what if we just celebrate the new year on the 2nd of each year?6yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just spent an hour organizing my Pinterest. I can't remember the last time I was this relaxed.6yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I finished the Event, but kept a grape tree... ended up with a tiara and a ring!4yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/MergeDragons
My husband picked me up at 6:30 and I was still drunk. He took me for breakfast. Denny's makes the BEST drunk person's breakfast!7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I fell on a sidewalk and got a NICE shiner. I've kept track, and I am up to five domestic violence jokes from friends and family... urg.6yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I Googled 'how to fix a broken toenail' and switched to Image view... ahhhh!!!!! KILL ME!6yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm wearing unicorn onesie pajamas (for adults) and waiting for my husband to get home... he will swoon when he sees me6yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It was 90° at 8:30 this morning in Torrance... now, glorious, cool, perfect rain.7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/LosAngeles
My favorite purse... it... it died. How can I replace perfection?7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have 14 Super Nests... I'm not sure when to tap them. Any suggestions?2yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/MergeDragons
I've been hoarding nests in anticipation for a Camp & Chill event. Turns out I didn't need them for the last one.2yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/MergeDragons
I've been up since 5:30 a.m. ... Just 35 minutes to 2016... I can make it!9yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I drank every color of the rainbow tonight. Happy 4th! I'm still very drunk...7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We decided to organize my husband's comics. I thought there were a few 100. MRW he started pulling boxes I never knew about from every nook and cranny...9yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I received a GIANT, THICK envelope from the IRS today... It was a survey6yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I actually like this one... I'm not physically strong... my hands are damaged and weak... this made me feel nice.7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My hair has been dyed black; and when I came out of the salon, the first song on the radio was 'Back in Black'9yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Los Angeles, right now after ridiculous heat... I went for a walk in it. It was amazing!7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Weirdest cold... very little coughing or sneezing, but I am bone weary. Just completely exhausted.6yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Anyone watch Star Trek: Discovery (or as my husband pointed out ST:D)?7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Something bit my elbow... three times! I hate having my elbow touched, even by my own hands... Ahhh!7yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm not sure how I feel about Klingon, Ballerina Stormtroopers... you know, on a personal level.10yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/Treknobabble
I've been hording chests. Someone please tell me I'm an idiot and that I should just open them already!5yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/MergeDragons
It has been way too long since I shaved my legs... I'm going in!9yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We got our custom lanyards for Villain's Day! Sunday cannot come fast enough!9yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/Disneyland
I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair this morning... I FORGOT!9yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been up since 5:30 a.m., and had a normal 9-hour work day... I don't think I'm going to make it to midnight (PST). Help me stay awake!10yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I went to the doctor for a pre-surgery assessment and found out I am 45 lbs lighter than I thought I was!10yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Jack Skellington and Freddy Krueger... Double the Nightmare! 12yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/charactercrossovers
Pretty sure the Non Sequitur Cartoonist is one of us. One of us! One of us!10yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/atheismrebooted
Republican Debate Watching Party in Torrance... I wonder if non-Repubs would be welcome.12yr ⋅ trekbette ⋅ r/LosAngeles