Nepokakistocracy update: Your tax dollars at work for Senior Advisor-in-law Jared's remedial governance class4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This, but with the unironic connotation to anyone outside the MAGAbubble.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MAGABomber Publishes Instruction Manual: Bombmaking for the Loud-mouthed and Small-handed6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You start and end your life in diapers. Maybe it's the same way with believing in magic?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald's bestpeople send Banana Republican talking points to Congressional Dems and now want a do-over.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Impeached minority asterisk president reassures fragile ego that the empty acres still like him4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So it seems Donald doesn't just send dictator love letters to Kim Jung Un.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That's odd. I would've thought a trickle would be perfectly adequate for that.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you're so needy that you award yourself a championship for a tournament that you didn't even compete in as a non-participation trophy5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Even Donald knows he's a fake president* and feels the need to put scare quotes around his ostensible title.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Being Stephen Miller: That feeling when even Satan won't touch your putrid soul—but you sure owned them libs6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Melania Antoinette shows again how she has her finger on the pulse of the nation3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
FiveThirtyEight changes NC-09 race rating from likely Republican to lean prison.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald gives away the farm in his first adversarial political negotiation5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So we've now officially reached the stage where the Trump Regime fumigates the opposition like pests. But her emails, though.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Expectation status: Fucked with. Apparently, Beto *does* have that gear.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That feeling when your half-baked fraud was actually fully-baked but even dumber than it already looked.6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
We're officially governed by Florida Man. At least the dumpster fire will now be easier to explain to future generations.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald jump-starts a record 120-month economic expansion during his 29-month presidency.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Just in case you needed any more proof beyond the Kanye meeting that the universe is a simulation and the stupid setting is stuck on 11.6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Sometimes, it's worth stopping to take stock of what Donald is projecting5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
2020 is an endless bag of surprises. I confess I never foresaw Michelle Bachman becoming a Joe Biden surrogate.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Enough with these teaser trailers—I'm ready for the series finale.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That feeling when calling the president* a felon is stating the obvious. (Aside: KellyAnne's gonna be pissed tonight.)5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Good thing Donald realized the *real* problem was the virus *somewhere else* and focused on containing it at the border. Otherwise, things might have gotten *really* bad.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That feeling when the President* of the United States is so needy and manipulable by flattery, he treats tinpot autocrats better than our staunch allies (*Actual* FoxNews Chyron)6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When redhats crow about election maps showing who won a plurality in each county, they're really bragging about trees and empty acres.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That feeling when a pathetic bully doesn't pick on someone his own size but still somehow manages to come up short.6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That feeling when your bluff has been called and your threats elicit laughter not fear5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Came across this masterpiece of all sides equivalence. It belongs here.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM
Congratulations America! You have to wait for Donald's autograph so you can buy groceries.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The exact moment DeSantis gets you're-no-Jack-Kennedy'ied—Gillum: Now I'm not calling Mr. DeSantis a racist. I'm simply saying the racists believe he's a racist.6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Yield Curve—a thrilling new roller coaster that's sure to make you scream5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Two of these are not like the others: that feeling when a vote-challenged president* nominates, and empty acres confirm, a lifetime justice to entrench minority rule6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Now, I'm not sayin' Donald's a racist. It's just that the racists think he's a racist. (Actually, who are we kidding? Donald's a racist.)6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If we can't have the Douglass Commonwealth, we can't have Dakotas.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Courageous (Honorary Antifa) Teen Stands Alone Against His *Very Fine* Class6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This actually isn't that hard. We just choose to live with the problem.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Eh. I don't think this is what Donald meant when he said he would have a law and order presidency.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
President* Dunning-Kruger: Oh, look! Someone *else* solved a problem. My gut knows better!5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Tennessee Republicans propose bill allowing suspected sperm donors to declare women their involuntary incubators.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald is still on a glide path to re-election. It's just that the glider doesn't have wings.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor