Endangered species: a politician who can make fun of himself. Well.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Murdoch Brand Conscience-Cancelling Headphones: Guaranteed to seal off your alternative fact bubble5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season! *RABBIT* season! No, damnit, it's lame duck season!4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Work on your machete technique and re-apply in a couple of years.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Strange. Mitch and Rand never seem to object to blue-state-subsidized Kentucky pork.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Yes, yes, he's buck naked smearing feces on the walls... But he hasn't imploded the economy yet.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Break out the Sharpies and participation trophies! An arsonist put out his own dumpster fire... for now.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Eh. We may need to banish them from political power until we can figure out what's going on?3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Shame on the hats, acres, and cows who fell for the most transparent con in history5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The proven deep state conspiracy we actually need to worry about.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You'd think conservatives would be falling over themselves at the chance to replace a slaveholding Democratic president with an armed American heroine on the $20. (Hmm. What holds them back?)5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Every who down in Whoville liked debt forgiveness a lot, but patron of for-profit fraudsters did not.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ruth is nearly 105. She first voted for FDR in 1932, 23 elections ago, and is so thrilled [she's] still alive to cast hands down, without exception the most important vote of her life against that asshole Trump.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Rep. Tlaib: I already went back to my home country. It's a banana republic misruled by a corrupt wannabe dictator.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The American presidency is a participation trophy for entitled Republicans3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Just sayin', hats: Scientists *also* think oxygen is super important, and those degenerate libs sure do *love* to breathe the stuff.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
January 21, 2021: Americans welcome Nuremberg Tribunal comparisons, say they're only prosecuting the crimes4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump declines to attend ceremony dedicating monument to loser Antifa commander, cites busy toilet tweeting schedule3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That new tank design goes spectacularly with Combover Caligula's new clothes5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So we've reached the stage where Dear Leader, sitting in a bunker and facing looming defeat, waxes about glories that could've been achieved *if only* he hadn't been betrayed4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
12000 Liar: Why waste a perfect opportunity to lie about an objectively-verifiable fact?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Guys.... I'm starting to think Donald has no popular mandate and *might* be really unpopular outside of the MAGA bubble.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Babius Boomus Fossils from the Jurassic Era Plotting Forthcoming Anthropocene Extinction6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald: There's never been a time in the history of our country where somebody was so mistreated as I have been.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Apparently, constructing an alternative fact reality for his hats to inhabit isn't enough5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Redhats, weeks ago: If Barr is lying, then why doesn't Mueller say something?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Freudian comma: Donald admits to being a total con in deranged tweet.6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You should know better than to try to compare a tremendous 63 under Dear Leader to a mediocre status quo Democrat 63.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
To save lives and mitigate massive economic and social disruption, it is essential that we flatten the curve4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Guys, you're not going to believe this, but I think Roger *might* be a raging hypocrite3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Don't be so hard on Donald. He saw an orange line above the green and naturally assumed it was good and referred to him.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
