Guys I hate to break this, but... [checks notes] Biden is really losing it, cognitively.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you put it like that, you can almost imagine piercing a MAGA hat. The problem with cognitive dissonance, though, is that you first need cognition.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The whole point of the a few bad apples saying is that the bad apples *spoil the entire barrel*4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Florida Man attempts to avoid impeachment for extortion by threatening to extort would-be impeachers4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Could it be the guns? No. It's the [insert excuse here] that's to blame.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Vlad doesn't seem to be adjusting too well to his post-presidency3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
ICE conducts raid on high-profile employer of unauthorized immigrants5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I can't place it, but something about the Republican Party's new logo isn't quite sitting well with me.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Anti-vaxx Qonspiracists successfully brain hacked into self-quaranting3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Oopsie! When your future grift inadvertently pulls the curtain back on your current grift.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
No fair! Biden hid his decaying brain by recalling on point responses that he prepared in advance and photographed with his mind.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Why should we believe a 'pathological liar' who doesn't know truth from falsehood?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Oh, look! A stained dress! Something Banana Republicans actually think is impeachable.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Texas charter school: Let's bOtHsIdEs slavery. Kid who gets it: Nope.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I don't really blame Donald for not commemorating our troops' sacrifices today. After all, everyone knows witches melt in the rain.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The peaceful transition of power, a hallowed American tradition (Modern-day presidential version, circa 2021)4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Banana Republican Scott Walker just signed a law stripping powers of his Democratic successor5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Very Stable Genius to India: It's not like you've got China on your border (Narrator: The Sino-Indian border is 566 miles *longer* than the US-Mexico border, and was the subject of a war.)4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Sorry we took a wrong right turn, can you direct us back America?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I have every right to burgle the headquarters of my political opponents4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald lies about everything—including his oath of office. But believe him, he's telling the truth about *THIS*.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Drawback of minority rule: When you don't ever have to compete for a majority of votes, you get pretty bad at appealing for them.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Even Donald's strongest supporters can see the writing on the wall.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Confused about absentee vs. mail-in ballots? Here's a succinct explainer:4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
No, it's *our* right to hypocritically posture and feign outrage that's precious.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald's Unauthorized Immigrant Housekeeper in NY Times: Donald had an 'outburst' when I couldn't remove the 'stubborn orange makeup stains' from his golf shirt.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you're wondering how they can still support this dumpster fire.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I busted my ass to pay off my student loans, why should others have their loans forgiven?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That face when you lose your career at the pleasure of a charlatan vs. when people dare question whether you deserve promotion to an *even higher* lifetime appointment4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Careful. These are the uncomfortable sorts of questions that may get you thrown for a couple of decades in a squalid Trumpistani gulag5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Seditioning and looting Pelosi's office is exhausting, y'all. I've earned some beach days in Cancun.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Very fine people who, unlike the Kurds, stood for Donald's values at Normandy4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trumpϟtaffel: But... But... They're not supposed to blow our chemical weapons *back* at us! That's no fair!4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Did you miss the IOKIYAR Amendment to the Constitution? It's OK, If You're A Republican.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Going out on a limb here: I think Banana Republicans may be bad faith'ing again4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Probably not what John Adams meant when he said the vice-presidency was the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Wearing your impressive powers of deductive reasoning on your sleeves4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
