McQloskey for Senate: We're definitely not terrified of our own shadows.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
🤔 Love it or leave it, branding political opponents (who just happen to be brown) as communists... it all feels kinda familiar.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How dare you suggest that blue-state funded transfer payments to our great patriot farmers might be socialism!4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How *dare* the Left cast more votes against our God-Emperor and ruin the arithmetic.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Confidence faltering: The Mueller Report totally clears the president! (Also: let's burn the report before anyone reads it so we can focus on why Obama's the real criminal)5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald's going to deport you back to the United States where you can't even vote!5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Why launch a cyberattack when you can count on Mr. Infrastructure Week?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
No collusion! something something greatest electoral victory! something something Mueller didn't get any vote and wants to write a report.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
We should known this was coming when Kudlow predicted unending prosperity. He's wrong about everything.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
North Korea, on further meetings: Nah, we're good Donald. Besides, we wouldn't want to legitimize on your corrupt regime by giving you fodder for domestic propaganda.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Fake News: What the WaPo & NYT front pages would need to look like to pass muster with Donald as real news.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Occam's machete: D'ya think maaaaaybe the old crank retweeting Mussolini quotes and white supremacist symbols *just might* be a wannabe fascist?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Something something First Amendment, and akshually it's *college kids* who are the snowflakes.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Alt Headline: Only 40% of Republicans can acknowledge an undisputed fact that does not care about their feelings4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Cool, cool. So we've now reached the calls for ethnic cleansing stage of this farcical reality show5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald: I could really tone it up because as you know the media's been extremely unfair to me and to the Republican Party5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Banana Republicans in NC-09: When gerrymandering and vote suppression aren't enough, fear not! There's still outright cheating (and projection).5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Generalisimo Bone McSpurs attempts unsuccessfully to turn nation's highest military honor into a non-participation trophy. (Can you imagine if Obama?)5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
There's always a tweet (I thought I could gaslight the guy synonymous with bringing down a corrupt president through 18 interviews edition)3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
We've reached the stage where excuse-making for the God-Emperor no longer even has to observe basic causality.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Rudy admitting Donald's campaign finance fraud: Nobody got killed, nobody got robbed ... This was not a big crime5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Winning Trickles Down: Dow & S&P 500 Close Below Levels on December 22, 2017, when Donald Signed the GOP Tax Scam5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
People make fun of focus groups. But whomever came up with South Dakota's anti-meth campaign *might've* benefited from one here.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Silver lining: Just advertise the jabs as bleach injections and we'll get to herd immunity in no time.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
NC GQP Majority Whip: The media is too negative about COVID-19! Why can't it bOtHSiDeS this plague without all the hyperbolic negativity?3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You too can rent one of Donald's bestpeople for the bargain price of just $20,000/day.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Yep, he just stacked a flat candy bar on top of a kid's round minion costume. (But don't you dare question Grampa Covfefe's cognitive health.)4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Father of Supply-Side Economics: Obama caused the Great Recession during W's presidency through the threat of possibly getting elected. (Party of Personal Responsibility)5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Qongresswoman totally-not-a-fascist Qaren: 'Massive wildfires are caused by orbital Jew lasers, not climate change.'3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It was only a matter of time before Donald juiced the mushroom with his legendary reverse-Midas touch.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
(Beside her: an armed & armored escort for the dangerous journey from the hotel lobby to the Lyft)3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
New WH Job Opening: Truth-telling purple heart recipients needn't apply; experience violating Geneva Convention a plus4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Hurricane Hanna makes short work of Donald's boondoggle border fence. Guess she must be with the Antifa terrorists.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Promising Modern Prototypes for Circumventing Boondoggle Based on 3rd Century BC Technology5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Awkward. Who's this handbag designer interloping in a conversation among the President of France, the PMs of Canada and the UK, and head of the IMF?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Why are people surprised that a mother and grandma—who just happens to be the most effective legislative leader in decades—knows how to put a tantruming toddler in line?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It's not the *size* of your approval rating, it's what you *do* with it.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
America's stupid climate debate gets stupider. Winter is now a hoax too. Thanks, Dinesh.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
With the Trump Foundation shutting down, U.S. taxpayers are set pick up the emolumental work of its feed the children fund.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Acting WH Chief of Staff stuns medical experts by proving Donald's dementia is contagious4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After locking up the worst president ever category, Donald makes a strong play for saddest participation trophy.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Nepokakistocracy update: Your tax dollars at work for Senior Advisor-in-law Jared's remedial governance class4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This, but with the unironic connotation to anyone outside the MAGAbubble.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MAGABomber Publishes Instruction Manual: Bombmaking for the Loud-mouthed and Small-handed5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You start and end your life in diapers. Maybe it's the same way with believing in magic?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you're gonna dish it out Liz, you'd better be ready to take it.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
