That time when Donald actually hired the best people
John McCain vs. Donald's own personal Vietnam
We never meant for those rules to apply to *us*
Twitter apparently won't deploy its Nazi-hunting algorithm because it might work.
Banana Republican Self-Awareness
Grab 'im by the 1040
The signal and the noise
Rational legislative priorities
4 decades later, we're rounding the corner on the third lap of this vicious cycle.
Pro-lifers to the rescue?
What everyone else sees in your redhat
What can you say? Lev makes some great coffee.
One killed 50 people in Orlando, FL. The other killed 50 people in Christchurch, NZ. I can't quite out my finger on it, but the headlines seem a bit different.
Covering a puddle
Donald Trump, backseat fireman: Let's air drop tons of water on a 14th century roof that's structurally weakened by a raging fire.
Gap in coverage
Show us the birth certificate, Donald.
Beyond thoughts and prayers
For some reason, this cartoon triggered a lot more redhats on Twitter than usual. I guess the hypocrisy cut just a bit too deep?
Just tuning in to the show?
“If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”
At the mercy of Combover Caligula's fickle whims
When children have to be the adults
Keeping Season 8's shitty writing in perspective
Hadn't these gone out of fashion?
France's civil defense authority only tweets in French. Today, they made an exception for this subtweet. Donald is still smoking from the burn.
Ultimately, they all want a Banana Republic. They just have different reasons.
You could certainly be forgiven for thinking that
Daily Anxieties: Can I pay the bill? v. Did I write my will?
Nothing to see here. Just just some extremely stable genius'ing.
Smokey's Had Quite Enough of Donald's Bullshit
When you stop and think about it, it's pretty remarkable that they make it through the day without hypocrisy-induced head explosions
May I please grab you by the...
The cruelty is the point
When you buy what a charlatan is selling
Republicans: But he's not racist because... um... he's donating his presidential salary! Checkmate libs!
Voting in 2016 America v. Voting in 2018 Trumpistan (to be America again)
When Bernie actually does this: No, that's socialism!
Very Fine Self-awareness
You can find both in the Unfathomable Hypocrisy section.
Dogs know the rotten ones.
Oligarchs buying politicians isn't class warfare
Tribal selective obtuseness
Please move aside sir, you're blocking my view of the border emergency.
Shoring up... the Republican Vote
From the master
Nielsen on the job hunt
He must use a lot of detergent
Battered Spouse Dutifully Complies With Abuser
Now, I'm not saying the MAGA hat is racist. It's just that the racists think it's racist.
Dressed for the occasion
Rollout of Donald's new defense strategy
In this case Charles, since they were jointly owned.
Separation of Powers
Sensing a pattern
Laws are for thee, but not for me
Terrified of Democracy
Monday morning mini-stroke
Fairer application of Georgia's extreme new heartbeat bill
Ah. So the problem is the *admission* of wrongdoing
It's Wednesday in Trumpistan
Why fight over subsbtance when you can instead weaponize symbolic cultural grievances?
Manafort led an otherwise blameless life
Angela suffers a tangerine twit
That actually makes sense though. Hats perceive Donald as accurately as they perceive reality.
Focusing on the *real* issues.
I guess America is officially great again
Pity the REAL victim here.
Scary socialists travel back to 1950s America to unleash their radical ideas
Supporting the troops: we'll break your body and mind in our elective war, but if you ever stop feeling suicidal, we'll yank your disability benefits
Taking out the trash
President* Dunning-Kruger shares his thoughts on airline safety
Repeat betrayal discount
I am an American by choice
Good thing the Continental Army seized the airports. It would have been tough to withstand British air strikes with muskets.
I wonder how long it's going to take triggered conservatives to figure out that they & their attacks on AOC aren't half as clever as they think they are.
Laws are for the little people
Not to say she told you so, but...
Equal Justice Under Law
We can't say whomever runs the simulation didn't try to warn us
Checkmate Libs: Windmill Cancer is Real.
If you *still* don't see the con, you're probably one of his 62,985,134 marks
White House Vending Machine
Hey lady, respect our laws.
Bring our troops home
Medicare for Tiny Tim! exclaimed the Code of Internal Revenue Present
Learning to breathe caged
How Uncle Sam Used to Deal with Very Fine People
Profiles in American leadership
Grown-ass 73-year-old man.
The BARR Report
But our camps aren't as bad as Auschwitz. So can't you just use a term that lets me tune out Donald's kid-caging in peace?
Can someone please tell Donald that Obama would *really* hate it if he resigns and deprives Democrats of their chance to impeach him?
Officers of the United States
Very Stable Strategic Genius
*Actual* Trump Derangement Syndrome
Who says Republicans aren't tolerant?
Very Fine Monarchists
Donald has a busy week lined up. Just like all the others.
Galaxy Brain Rand: Anthropogenic climate change isn't real. Let's instead engineer freeze-resistant anaerobic life to terraform—i.e., cause anthropogenic climate change on—Titan by producing oxygen from methane (which has none).
Bernie is too old
Elephants have been defamed and maligned with this disgraceful association for far too long
Credible terror threat
Through the discerning eyes of a hat
And y'all should take his word because he would know a racist when he sees one. He even has black friend bound and gagged in the back of his truck to vouch.
Careful what you wish for, Banana Republicans
Who knew an 18-year entanglement in a place nicknamed the graveyard of empires would be so complicated?
Pausing to reload
Donald finally finds his new Chief of Staff
Dr. Ford v. Blackout Brett: When you've got nothing to hide
War on science
Wait. I thought y'all liked symbols of culture and heritage?
Sounding the alarm
Me me me me me me me me me me me me
Where's the evidence?
Not exactly a dog whistle. More like an air horn.
For God so loved the world that he sent his condom baby to whine for 'our' sins.
I don't really blame Donald for not commemorating our troops' sacrifices today. After all, everyone knows witches melt in the rain.
A republic, if you can keep it.
Banana Republican Scott Walker just signed a law stripping powers of his Democratic successor
Updating the script
Kiwi Democracy v. American Tyranny of the Minority
Why should we believe a 'pathological liar' who doesn't know truth from falsehood?
Flawed security clearances
Could it be the guns? No. It's the [insert excuse here] that's to blame.
The Chosen One preaches to his flock