The Federal Sentencing Guidelines have a way of focusing the mind.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How incompetent is Donald? He's even managed to f*ck up giving away free money when his political life depends on it.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
4 decades later, we're rounding the corner on the third lap of this vicious cycle.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Twitter apparently won't deploy its Nazi-hunting algorithm because it might work.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
One killed 50 people in Orlando, FL. The other killed 50 people in Christchurch, NZ. I can't quite out my finger on it, but the headlines seem a bit different.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald Trump, backseat fireman: Let's air drop tons of water on a 14th century roof that's structurally weakened by a raging fire.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Trump White House is a den of pestilence. Oh, and it's also the site of a major coronavirus outbreak.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
For some reason, this cartoon triggered a lot more redhats on Twitter than usual. I guess the hypocrisy cut just a bit too deep?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ultimately, they all want a Banana Republic. They just have different reasons.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
France's civil defense authority only tweets in French. Today, they made an exception for this subtweet. Donald is still smoking from the burn.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Not content with the skyrocketing unemployment rate, Donald also wants to put joke writers out of business.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald puts as much effort into his Coke boycott as he did into his asterisk presidency.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
GOP: Sorry 'bout that coup d'etat. You weren't meant to survive. Let's let bygones be bygones and move forward.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you stop and think about it, it's pretty remarkable that they make it through the day without hypocrisy-induced head explosions4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When a *real* Army general has to call out Donald's Gestapo for playing soldier and disappearing people on American soil4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Good enough to take a bullet, but not a dump. But... [checks notes]... Blue lives matter.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Republicans: But he's not racist because... um... he's donating his presidential salary! Checkmate libs!5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I miss when gasoline demand was depressed by Donald's catastrophic pandemic response.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Voting in 2016 America v. Voting in 2018 Trumpistan (to be America again)5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Left in the cold once, shame on you. Left twice, shame on me. Left thrice, pass the Clorox.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Please move aside sir, you're blocking my view of the border emergency.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Nevermind the mass graves on my watch. *Only I* can keep you safe.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
