Why fight over subsbtance when you can instead weaponize symbolic cultural grievances?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That actually makes sense though. Hats perceive Donald as accurately as they perceive reality.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Now, I'm not saying the MAGA hat is racist. It's just that the racists think it's racist.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Down with King Donald and his orange coats. Long live the American Revolution!4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Leader of Free World recognizes and congratulates legitimate incoming government of the United States3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The horrific depths to which humanity can descend, and also a museum.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Everyone knows it's not socialism if you're subsidizing people who own for a living.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
For all their talk of witch hunts, you'd think they'd recognize an *actual* one.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Good thing the Continental Army seized the airports. It would have been tough to withstand British air strikes with muskets.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Supporting the troops: we'll break your body and mind in our elective war, but if you ever stop feeling suicidal, we'll yank your disability benefits5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you *still* don't see the con, you're probably one of his 62,985,134 marks4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How incompetent is Donnie Bunker Bitch? He makes *Mitt Romney* look like a principled leader.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Scary socialists travel back to 1950s America to unleash their radical ideas5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Medicare for Tiny Tim! exclaimed the Code of Internal Revenue Present4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I wonder how long it's going to take triggered conservatives to figure out that they & their attacks on AOC aren't half as clever as they think they are.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Galaxy Brain Rand: Anthropogenic climate change isn't real. Let's instead engineer freeze-resistant anaerobic life to terraform—i.e., cause anthropogenic climate change on—Titan by producing oxygen from methane (which has none).4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Elephants have been defamed and maligned with this disgraceful association for far too long4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Can someone please tell Donald that Obama would *really* hate it if he resigns and deprives Democrats of their chance to impeach him?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Exactly six years ago, there was a tweet. There's *always* a tweet.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald will *never* change. This cartoonist had him figured out in 1988.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Oops! If you'd followed Beavis Trump's investment advice you'd have lost 16.6% of your investment in just 9 trading days.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Who knew an 18-year entanglement in a place nicknamed the graveyard of empires would be so complicated?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
But our camps aren't as bad as Auschwitz. So can't you just use a term that lets me tune out Donald's kid-caging in peace?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
For God so loved the world that he sent his condom baby to whine for 'our' sins.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And y'all should take his word because he would know a racist when he sees one. He even has black friend bound and gagged in the back of his truck to vouch.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I prefer a president with the physical vigor and dexterity to... *checks notes*... lift a drinking glass with one hand.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If we can only get the facts out there, people will understand and act in everyone's best interests.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor