I'm down with keeping the party of Lincoln. Reagan and Trump and the traitors can leave.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
There are still 263 days of Donald's presidenting left in 2020. What could go wrong?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Agreed. But how would you even know if you'd expelled the evil spirit?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I must concede, the new Trump 2020 logo *does* have a certain... um... nostalgic appeal.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Minor detail omitted from StateTV headline: all the profanity consisted of *direct quotes* from Donald.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Dude, the time you spent in Rudy's ballsack doesn't count as government experience3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald loves to paper over problems. Solving them involves work and actually knowing things.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald: I never suggested putting my face on Mt. Rushmore. Fake news! Totally implausible! TDS! But *actually*, I *do* deserve a place on Mt. Rushmore because I'm the greatest ever!4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Eternal vigilance against the scourge of excessive dermal melanin5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That moment when you know you've *truly arrived* as a shithole country. Thanks, Donald.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Shock: Obsolete medieval technology foiled by cheap, known countermeasure3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Yeah... I'm not sure this latest Army recruiting campaign will go over too well.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Finasteride Fascist installed with help from a foreign autocrat presumes to pass judgment on the supposed disloyalty of *others*5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Banana Republican Congressman from the Florida Oblast prematurely celebrates ratification of the Trumpistan Annexation Treaty4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald'd bold legal defense: If my crimes were really crimes, would I actually be dumb enough to commit them in the open?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Just in case it wasn't already clear to you: There. Is. No. Bottom.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Has Donald *finally* said something to alienate the core lunatic MAGA base?5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You may not *feel* impeached, Donald. But facts don't care about your feelings.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Tucker gets a ringing endorsement. Er... or maybe I should say a *burning* endorsement.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Donald: Hold my Diet Coke | Tomorrow's headline: Florida grampa starts thermonuclear war with the wind over weather-delayed golf outing5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If this crazy leftist cancel culture has its way, the next thing you know, people will be using ballots to express political disagreements4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Unaccompanied minor refugee? Pfft! How irresponsible of his parents! Not our kid, not our problem. The country is full.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I'd make fun of Donald, but it rings kinda hollow because this is also basically the picture of America before and after his failed presidency.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Nah dude, in America, the 45.93% and empty acres get to boss around the 54.07% while pontificating about tyranny of the majority.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Former Chair of the RNC shares his thoughts and gentle criticisms about the state of the party5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Week 3 of the Great Cancelling: Now the libs are coming for the 1940s musicals. Be afraid! You could be next!3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/FauxNews
On Fox: 'I'm glad the (obviously guilty) man who *I* think is at least partially innocent was wrongfully convicted because otherwise *those people* might burn the country down.'3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/FauxNews
Tariffman: We've gotta' fight a trade war to protect great American inventions like... [*checks notes*]... the wheel4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That cartoon is ridiculously over the top. Police would never *actually* do that! Kenosha Cops: Hold my water bottle.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
President Sharpie: The buck stops with the black dude who gave us broken tests in January 2017 for a disease that didn't exist in humans until December 2019.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The only overflow crowds for Donald in Florida at this point are the morgues4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Seems the Hong Kong pro-democracy protesters are out representing American values better than the craven so-called Leader of the Free World—who never met a dictator whose boot he wouldn't lick.5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Who else is surprised a high school dropout is using her bookshelf as an armory?3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When your 3rd grader can count and see the writing on the wall better than you.3yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
An armed society is a polite hair-trigger and treading on eggshells society5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Wait. Wasn't there *already* a terrible, shark-jumping post-apocalyptic drama where a postman battles against an orange fascist to restore the United States by reviving the Post Office?4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Grampa's lost and driving in circles. Someone grab the keys when he falls asleep at the next stop light.4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I'm *sure* they wouldn't appoint a replacement on January 20, 2021 at 11:59 am if they get the chance5yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
WH releases photo correcting Pentagon's fake news about Conan the hero dog4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This deadly, time-traveling flu also helped the Continental Army take the airports from the British4yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you don't like your reflection, it's the RIGGED mirror's fault!6yr ⋅ The-Autarkh ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
